Darkside (SV)

Dark Side! As far as communities go, the BDSM crowd is one of the tightest. They are what religions want to be; an accepting group of diverse people exploring what it means to be human in this crazy world of ours. The difference is that the primary tool they use to analyze their humanity is genitalia. 

The reason Fetish communities are so tight is that they have to be. If you’re going to let a motherfucker tie you up and shit in your mouth, you better trust the fuck out of them. The thing is, many people in the fetish community like to fuck fresh pussy and cock. That means having sex with people you may not know exceptionally well, but if they are community members, you know they have been vetted by the group—safety in numbers.

Having an established community also makes getting laid way easier. Before the internet, people were too afraid to have non-vanilla sex. The risk was too high. It’s no easy task dropping the ‘will you shit on my chest’ bomb six months into a relationship. 

But, no explanations are needed when you're surrounded by people also living the life. You can just drop trou and let her rip. Good thing you ate Mexican last night. 

Darkside is a fetish-focused community that loves to explore human sexuality in all of its many forms. Darkside strives to be a place where diversity can thrive, and people have room to discover themselves. It’s for the dark side of society that makes up its far margins.

People who look to break norms and forge their own paths will find a home with like-minded people here. You won’t see much vanilla shit on Darkside. Not that they would hate anyone with conventual sexual desires, but those with conventional sexual desires might hate them.

Papa Smurf and Panda Cum

Do you like to dress up as Papa Smurf while three Albanian midgets massage your balls using Windex as lube? Then Darkside is for you. Do you dream of inserting a mushroom-holding lawn gnome into your asshole while an old man dressed as your mother tells you your cock is tiny? Then Darkside is for you. Did you spend last weekend chugging Panda cum out of a coffee mug shaped like Gizmo from Gremlins? Then Darkside is for you. No matter what your "thing" is, as long as you're kind and accepting, the community will embrace you as one of their own.

Darkside focuses on four main subjects. The first is BDSM, which stands for bondage, discipline, domination, submission, and sadomasochism. Despite how extreme it sounds, BDSM is one of the most popular fetishes humans practice. Every bitch likes to be tied up and spanked every now and again.

Combining power and submission into sex brings out our lizard brain. All the lizard brain gives a shit about is sex, and it is willing to commit a whole host of vile acts to get it done. Things can get interesting when you let that little beast out of its cage.

The second subject is kink. BDSM is a kink, but not all kinks involve BDSM. Kink is the general term covering all abhorrent sexual behaviors. Anything that varies from the norm can be considered a kink, and what a kink is changes with time and place. It used to be that blow jobs were thought of as kinky. The same with anal. These days bitches are sucking cock and letting dicks into their assholes like it's the only reason mouths and assholes exist. What a time and place to be amongst the living. I'd have it no other way.

The third subject is sex positivism. For far too long, humans have considered sex a dirty or sinful act. Governments and religions have been putting laws and restrictions on it since society began. Unfortunately, for this, we have men to blame.

The urge to bust nuts in men is so strong that weak men strive to have control over it. In a strange twist of fate, it is the least secure that often seeks leadership positions. These insecure fucks never got pussy, so the moment they get a hill to be the king of, they attempt to exercise ultimate control over sex. If I'm not fucking, nobody is. 

Or perhaps that theory is bull shit. What the fuck do I look like? An archeologist or historian or some shit? Trust me. I am none of those things.

But I digress. Darkside looks at things from the exact opposite angle. They see sex as a precious form of freedom and expression. I'm not sure if I could describe the sex I have as precious, but I understand the point. Sex is a crucial aspect of creating a happy and healthy human being. When people's sexuality is restrained, depression follows.

Last up is fetishism. The technical definition of fetish is being aroused by anything that isn't gender. This can be biological elements such as feet, inanimate objects such as balloons, or certain activities that aren't direct genital stimulation. Humans can sexualize just about anything when given the opportunity.

The web design on Darkside is indicative of the subject matter. The background is dark, but oftentimes the pictures are bright and jovial. The main menu is split into two parts. The top menu contains the options front page, Image and text, Calander, Socialize, Find other, More, Search, Language selector, and Sign in. The lower menu contains the options The front page, Editorial articles, Event flow, and New material. 

The "more" selection in the top menu is a drop-down with the options Shops entertainment and services, Bizarre bazaar, Link archive, Practices identities, interests and sexuality focus, Surveys, Birthday, Perv-o-meter, Information pages, and Statistics. 

The front page is loaded with recent articles that encapsulate Darkside. The one currently featured is about the late Stig Christensen. In 1995 Stig, along with other pioneers, started the Danish kink scene. He has been instrumental in spreading the lifestyle far and wide. He will be missed by Horny perverts everywhere for years to come. 

Just below that is a book review. These aren't a bunch of pussies reviewing Fifty Shades over and over. No, this particular review is for a BDSM coffee table book, if you can believe it. I would love to buy coffee at a cafe with this book displayed on the tables.

Continuing down is an article about the new happening fetish club in Stockholm, Sweden. It's called Sinners and Saints, and apparently, it's a raucous good time. But, of course, it is. Any club attempting to pick up where hedonist icon Abstrakt left off will be. 

No Saints Are Reading This

At Sinners and saints, anything goes, pending its consensual and not too illegal. It's the perfect place to pick up bitches at. Sluts are wet in the panties before they even arrive at the club. My cock was a hot commodity. There almost wasn't enough of it to go around. Almost...

SECRET is another new club to open up in the Stockholm area. This spot is a bit more low-key but still centered around BDSM and kink culture. They offer several different themed rooms where things can get hot and spicy.

Darkside even has show recommendations. They currently suggest checking out "Love and Leashes" on, of all places, Netflix. It seems Netflix might be changing gears in the wake of recent subscriber losses. "Love and Leashes" is a romantic comedy about a couple that starts a relationship with a strict code of sexual conduct, where pain and pleasure are one and the same.

Darkside keeps up on the latest rules and regulations that pertain to sex health and freedom. Recently, the Norrland court of appeals has clarified that consent matters even if the sexual activities are extreme or involve restraints. Content is an often retreaded matter on sites like Darkside. That's because if you want bitches to get freaky on your dick, they need to know it's safe to do so.

Darkside is one of the best BDSM community websites you'll find. The passion Admin has for the topic is palpable. They live and breathe this shit.

There are so many aspects to Darkside that it's impossible to cover them all in this review. From this one website, you can learn about the scene, meet people, find events, keep up on the news, stay up on deaths in the community, hear about new bars and clubs, purchase toys, and locate porn. There isn't much you can't do on Darkside.

I'm at a loss to come up with ways to improve the site. It seems like these bastards thought of fucking everything. However, I will say that adding a blog might be interesting. I have a feeling that members of Darkside will come up with some intriguing conversation topics.

All my freaks and goblins will find a home on Darkside. Head over now and start planning your next club visit.