Fetopia

Fetopia is a community that celebrates the extremes of human sexuality. You guys all own dicks. You know what it’s like carrying those motherfuckers around. They are constantly coming up with new and twisted ways to fuck a bitch. Fetopia strives to be a place where people like ourselves can come out of the darkness and into the light. You are not alone. Millions of us enjoy exploring the boundaries of intercourse.

The key to this exploration on Fetopia is consent and giving back. It provides people the space to spread their wings and let their freak flag fly. So many folks out there have a narrow perception of what sex can be. They spend sixty years of their life crawling into missionary and putting their cock in dry pussy. There’s so much more to pleasure than just fucking.

Fetopia has a tagline that explains the soul of the place quite well. “Love and community in sexuality and identity diversity.” If that sounds good to you, then you will love the site. I don’t think my readers know much about identity politics, but it’s not out of malice. It’s out of ignorance and uncaring for anything that doesn’t involve porn or microwavable pizzas.

People from every persuasion gather on Fetopia to engage with like-minded folks equally interested in the dark arts. Perhaps you enjoy putting on a diaper, sucking on a pacifier, and shitting your pants while a bitch deep throats your man meat. That’s alright with Fetopia. Or maybe you prefer to be hung upside down so a man dressed as Waluigi can pour a mixture of honey and armpit sweat down your dick hole. They accept that too. You could even pry your asshole open with a pair of salad tongs and let three Albanian midgets in lederhosen eat Captain Crunch out of it.

It doesn’t matter. Fetopia loves everyone as long as they’re willing to give the acceptance back. You fuckers should be okay with that. You have zero pedestal upon which you can cast judgment. If anything, we should all be judging you. You’re lucky places like Fetopia exist.

Fetopia was created for all things sex, but they specialize in a few topics, such as BDSM, kink, sex positivism, and fetishism. You should be pretty familiar with these terms, but I can quickly review them. General intelligence is not your guy’s strong suit. Actually, I’m not sure what your guy’s strong suit is.

BDSM stands for bondage, discipline, domination, submission, and sadomasochism. While that’s the technical definition, BDSM is all about power, whether that means giving it up or taking its reigns. BDSM can involve bindings, whips, chains, cuffs, ropes, candle wax, and all sorts of other tools and objects.

Kink is about reaching beyond the norms of your culture’s sexual practices and finding new and exciting ways to experience pleasure. What’s considered kinky changes based upon place and time. A great example is anal. Anal would have been considered kinky as fuck forty years ago. Nowadays, it’s almost commonplace. Ten minutes ago, I just got done sticking my cock in some dumb slut’s asshole.

Speaking of dumb sluts, sex positivism is Fetopia’s most important core value. Unlike many religions and governments, Fetopia sees sex as a positive part of the human experience. It’s part of what makes people unique. It’s not meant to be struggled against or outlawed. It’s intended to be worked with. It’s another avenue to discover what it means to be a human being.

My readers have difficulty remaining sex-positive. It’s not because they want to restrict anyone’s sexual expression. It’s just that you fucks never get to express your sexuality. Bitches see your dick and lock up their pussies in dark castles. So why should you be positive when you’re getting positively no pussy? Why? Because you’re a good man, and good men are more likely to get pussy, well, kind of.

There are as many definitions for fetish as there are people practicing them. I enjoy Fetopia’s take on the matter. They define fetish as “sexuality that is characterized by a desire for something, something other than gender.”

Literally, anything can be a fetish. That pencil on your desk? Someone wants to jab it down their pee hole. The chair you’re sitting on? Someone wishes they were the seat you’re using. The pizza you’re microwaving? Someone wants you to pour the scalding hot cheese onto their inner thigh. Humans have two superpowers. They can sexualize anything, and they can pack bonds with anything.

Now that you’re on the up and up, let’s talk about the site itself. Fetopia is run by Darkside, a fetish community that started in December of 2003. In 2004, Darkside hosted its first party in Gothenburg. Smash cut to five years later, and Darkside has over thirty thousand members. Another ten years after that, and one hundred and fifty thousand mother fuckers had joined. The members represent every gender, adult age, and social group.

Darkside and Fetopia continue to be run by a small dedicated group of sexual libertarians. Darksides’ founder, David, is still captain of the ship after all these years. He handles development, technical operations, and administration. So you have him to thank every time you cum to something Fetopia-related.

Before you can access the site, you must sign up for an account. It will only take you a couple of minutes, and you’ll be happy you did it. Once you’re all set up, the first thing to do is select your language. Darkside is a global enterprise, so they offer their site in eight languages: English, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Dutch, Finnish, German, and French.

There’s no front-page necessarily, but there’s a main menu. It includes the options Pics and text, Calander, Socialize, Find others, Shops entertainment and services, Bizarre bazaar, Search, Feed, New messages, Responses, Invites and requests, New material, Upgrade to VIP, and Your profile.

I know the first thing my readers will be curious about is the pictures. These are pictures taken by members of members. It’s some of the purest amateur content you’ll find because it’s done out of pure love for the game.

You can organize pictures by newest, most popular this month, and most popular all time. The number one most popular picture is of a bitch with a fat load in her mouth. Visit her profile, and you’ll find out that this bitch is a certified freak seven days a week. She has taken close-ups of all her holes. Recently she was pregnant, and she showed off that prego body to all the pervs.

One of my favorite bitches on Fetopia is Wildlife. She’s a sexy twenty-something with snakebite piercings and a tight body. I think her profile quote says it all, “I will live out the afterlife as the Devil’s little whore.” Well, then you can call me the devil bitch. My cock is ready to accept you at any time of the day or night.

The calendar on Fetopia is always full. Darkside hosts events every day all around Europe. Events range from the mundane such as coffee meet-ups, to the perverted such as “BDSM castle pain party.” If you live in Europe, you should have this calendar bookmarked. Otherwise, you’re throwing opportunities to get pussy down the drain. Unfortunately, those opportunities don’t come to my readers often.

Socializing and finding others is a massive part of what Fetopia does. They want to get like-minded people together to share a good time—a good time usually involving genitals.

There are a few different ways to meet people on Fetopia. First off, you can randomize the member list and see what you find. If you don’t have that kind of time, the site can make suggestions for you based on your interests. They can also pick out people you are likely to know based on where you live and hang out.

Fetopia is truly a fetishists utopia. Over the last twenty years, David and his team have crafted an excellent site that brought thousands upon thousands of people together. You’ll be hard-pressed to find a more accepting community. They will even find reasons to like you fucks, and that’s no easy task.

The events calendar is always loaded. If you live in Europe, you could find a different fetish party every day of the week. Anyone curious but not yet involved in the life will find all the information they need to get started.

The only thing I find Fetopia lacking is a front page. Even if it’s not required, having a front page is like having a home base. It makes navigation feel less chaotic.

The fetishes my reader’s harbor could make Beelzebub shudder. Fetopia doesn’t care, though. You’ll find hundreds of like-minded folks willing to make Beelzebub shudder with you.