KiwiSwingers (NZ)

Kiwi Swingers! Take a baseball bat and swing as hard as you can. Send that fucking ball out into space! And see if it'll land in the Land of Kiwis. I realize if you're a fan of kiwis, this next bit will be disappointing. I'm not talking about the fruit. I'm talking horny, looking to swing, swing, New Zealand swingers!

Kiwi Swingers is a website designed for the swingers of New Zealand. A website dedicated to the whole of a country. Well... more or less. They claim to be the "#1 Swinging Site" for New Zealand. I'm going to have to see just how true that is.

Design - Efficient, Seamless

Kiwi Swingers has a good outside, let me tell you. The website tits and ass are looking stellar. Their landing page is so clean and so well kept that you'd think their coder knew what they were doing! Or they just grabbed a really good template off WordPress. I wish more sites did.

They also have a very easy on the eyes color scheme. I don't mention this enough, I feel. But their "Kiwi Swingers" logo reminds me of a rainbow dildo. You know, the cute ones. Anyway, it's basically the only splash of color on the site's main page. The rest of the site is white with a very deep coloring for the icons and buttons. A great mix.

They also have this short video that plays in the background of their main text at the top. Good addition in showing some care and inviting people in when they visit. Having some rotating photos or a single photo is good, too. But a short video that plays and then blurs shows a different side of web design.

Content - A Swinging Community

Kiwi Swingers: home of the swingers in New Zealand? Do they think I think that's true? I may have to start believing it after going through what they're offering. A site like this, Kiwi Swingers, is designed to bring people together who are swingers. It's like a dating site. A place where you can be around others interested in the same kinks and/or fetishes as you.

On that note, Kiwi Swingers have much to offer people in this lifestyle. The main page shows off the number of members they have, the number of member photos, "amateur videos," and video chats.

A welcoming sight is seeing "video chats" as a listed thing. It's something available only for members. Their video chats are a way for swingers to see others, connect with them, and be naughty adults. What's nice is they have this little video on the main site that shows off a "potential" look into a video chat room. It's the same video but at least they're showing what it could be like.

They then entice you. They wiggle a fat ass in front of your face and hope you'll pounce on it. Kiwi Swingers boasts their "Over 240,000 member photos." They even provide some images of those pictures. Interested in clicking on one? They pop you straight to the top of the page and that "IT'S 100% FREE" text starts shaking! Mmm, of course, that's how they get you. But I am not mad at it. Show off who you are. Right?

Kiwi Swingers also has an active forum, club and party sections, and places for groups to set up.

Feel at Home (The Positives)

Just by me spending some time on Kiwi Swingers for this review, they've gone up in members. It's nice to see this "live feed" of sorts for a website about hooking people up. There's a lot good about Kiwi Swingers. It feels as though there's an understanding of the people behind this website. An understanding of swingers, that lifestyle, and how to operate a proper website.

The first order of business is their "amateur photos and videos." Not only do Kiwi Swingers allow their members to take nude, lewd, and sexual photos of themselves, but videos, too. They also are allowing adult chatrooms to take place where these people can turn into camgirls. Unlike their "gallery," Kiwi Swingers does not allow any sort of peeking into the video chatting going on. These are strictly private, so if you want to see some New Zealand pussy, you're going to need to sign up.

Kiwi Swingers’ gallery is where some of that community begins to bubble up and leak all over the place. Leaving a soaked spot once it gets up. While you can't click on any of the images, and some are locked behind a blurred "+18" icon, you can browse. The tiny photos are enough to at least see something. That can be a bikini, some naked body from the side, or anything. With these photos and videos, people are holding some conversations, leaving comments, liking, and all that. Kiwi Swingers managed to create a safe space where swingers feel comfortable doing this sort of thing.

We then get into their forums and "stories." Kiwi Swingers forums is actually a pretty decent spot to sit for a bit. It's all based on community interactions, of course, the forums thrive off that shit. There are topics about clubs, a swinger forum for anything related to that lifestyle, and more.

Their "stories" section is like a smut hideout. A place where people can make stories/talk about their experiences in a story-like form for people. A good bit of these stories have hundreds of views as people actively engage with the stories. Erotic experiences like these serve as a good jack-off material for some. Others just really enjoy reading a good erotic story. It's a literature style like fantasy or a thriller.

Another noteworthy point is about their "Clubs" and "Parties." Each of these sections talks about some good clubs for swingers or some hot parties coming up. Clicking on something you're interested in, say, a party, will take you to a screen all about it. You'll get a description, its name, if it's private or public, and loads more information. They leave nothing out when it comes to how many people can attend and the prices for each person going.

The final point, which is great, is their "Guide to Swinging" page. This page gives a brief talk about the purpose of the page. What is a guide to swinging? They then proceed to list questions one might have about swinging. "What is Swinging?" They go into likes and dislikes of it. They even talk about if it's safe or not. Not many sites go into great detail about this and especially not in such a clean, professional way.

Light Slip-Ups (The Negatives)

Kiwi Swingers have done a fantastic job in containing what they have here. They've built this community of swingers to feel comfortable and safe. Safe enough to broadcast themselves in sexy clothing and doing who knows what behind the damn "join here" button!

Regardless, they've only dropped the ball in a very small, yet breaking, way. A few of their links do not work. Another great positive would've been the shop that they have. Members can purchase lingerie, male sex toys, and female sex toys. But it's turned into a negative. None of the three links work. It redirects you to an error page.

Branch Out (My Suggestions)

Kiwi Swingers has done a great job in promoting themselves in other ways than my suggestion. They have a "Link to Us" page. This section lets you grab the code for a banner of theirs and promote them on your own website. That's great. I would like to see some more though.

There are plenty of places to engage with swingers and grab some more people interested in this lifestyle. A site like this that welcomes new and experienced ones alike will benefit from it. There are no links to social media on the Kiwi Swingers website. Which is surprising to me. Where the fuck's the Twitter, Reddit page, or Instagram? Well, Insta might get all pissy and try to get rid of them. But Twitter?

Social media is very important now to reach other people. It doesn't matter where it is. You have so many options. It makes no sense why they aren't on any social media sites. And if they are, why aren't they promoting it on their own website?