SissyMeet

Sissy Meet! I’m here to talk to you about a certain flavor of sexual depravity that never really caught my attention in the past, mostly because I’m an alpha Chad that cannot be kept from masculine behavior. It’s second nature for me. But, we’re not here to talk about how awesome I am. We all know that. We’re here to pay homage to all the sissies among you. I’m going to assume that most of you are male. Most of the people who read my shit are male. Most of the people on the internet are male. Women are too busy living life to the fullest and getting laid to be spending time on the internet. Anyways, let’s talk about sissies, you ninnies.

SissyMeet is a conventional dating site with an unconventional spin and I applaud them for their boldness. You should have already figured out what this place is about from the name, but in case you’re denser than a bowl of oatmeal, I’ll mansplain the whole concept to you. Being a sissy is all about embracing your inner feminine side, but without having shame over being a dude. It’s not quite the same as transgenderism, but it is a close cousin to drag queen performances. It’s mostly done for sexual satisfaction, as far as I understand. Some men really appreciate taking a break from standard living and experiencing their bodies through femininity instead of masculinity. This doesn’t mean they want to fuck dudes, necessarily, but it can be the case. Sexuality and gender plays aren’t directly correlated.

Sissy Search Online

Looking for sissies or finding people to treat you as a sissy can be a very difficult process and the internet is here to simplify things, much in the same way dating sites are trying to help you find true love. It’s a very simple concept. You go online, make an account on one of these sites and commence the search. The sites contain countless members who, like you, are willing to mingle with complete strangers in hopes that they’ll find someone who shares the same sexual fantasy as them. It’s an old system but it’s tried and true. SissyMeet is one such dating site with a dedication to sissy play – duh. You can sign up on the site as a man or a woman, but you also have the choice of several sissy types to fill your gender category, so this site is very much indulgent in the whole sissy play.

Seeing as how the average sissy on the internet is a man looking to play pretend like he’s a maid or some shit, this is a great system. You can pretty much expect most of the sissies on the site to be men, though you can ask them about that before you decide to link up just in case this is important to you. The site itself seems to be more concerned with the fantasy than the actual biological sex of the users and I think that this is a very sexy and progressive way of looking at things. These people want to set up a sexual fantasy, not gripe about gender nonsense. It’s a great time to be alive.

Could Be Better

SissyMeet has a great overall design and mission statement. They’re inclusive and they’re trying to get people together so that they may bang. So far so good. I like their dedication. What I don’t like is how barren the site is in terms of features and motivations to actually sign up for a paid subscription. You see, if you don’t pay them, you’re basically wasting your time. Oh sure, you can make an account for free as well as upload all of your details, but you simply don’t get to go around contacting people at will without a premium subscription to the site and that shit isn’t cheap. We’ll get to the overall pricing in a bit, I’d just like to tell you more about the free membership first.

You can make a proper account with images, your own bio and certain preferences, plus you enter your geographical location so that you can easily find people in your zip code. SissyMeet isn’t here for you to make online friends that you can video chat with over Discord. The whole point to the website is that you find someone in real life that you can link up with and have intercourse with. Or, maybe you could just get together and play sissies while you sip some chamomile tea, I don’t know. It’s not like I’m judging or anything. It’s your life. Feel free to enjoy it any way you see fit.

A Subpar Premium Experience

SissyMeet has been around since 2014, so they’ve had more than enough time to grow their reputation and overall popularity among the various sissy communities worldwide. I’m quite satisfied with the overall size of the site and the number of users that they’ve got per city. I tried many different places in the world and most of them had quite the selection of hot sissies for you to enjoy. I was mostly on the prowl for women, but the men are even more prevalent. All in all, it’s a fair deal and there are more than enough people on this site to justify them asking you for a paid membership.

What I can’t really get behind is how expensive a membership actually is. You have to pony up a whole $30 for a month’s subscription. I don’t like it. This is a dating service that aims to bring you in touch with people whom you may or may not sleep with. From what I know about niche dating sites, you can’t expect to find what you’re looking for right the very second you sign up. It doesn’t work like that. Let me make you a short comparison really quickly. If you sign up for a porn site at $30 a month you get tons of videos the very second you join. On this site, you just get access and rights to certain services with the hopes that you might end up meeting one human individual at some point in the future. That sounds more like a gamble than a service. If you pay for 6 months in advance, the price goes down to $16 a month, though, so at least there’s that.

The Paid Services

This is where it gets really disappointing. I joined the site as a free user and some random gorgeous trans babe tried to get in touch with me. She sent me a message. I assumed that she wants to hook up on account of how I’m irresistible and all that. I tried replying to her message and I hit the fucking paywall. That’s right, you have to pony up the big bucks in order to … reply to messages… on this free sissy dating site. It’s not a free site. If anything, you can preview the menus and the layout for free. Everything else is paid for with a regular subscription. There’s no way around it.

The part that really irks me is that you can’t even respond to people’s messages when they go out of their way to contact you. I’ve seen other very similar dating sites where at the very least you’re allowed to respond to incoming messages, but you can’t send any messages out. That’s… also a shitty system, but it’s an entire sewer system away from this particular shit on SissyMeet. This website goes way out of its way to piss me off.

Redeeming Qualities

This website isn’t completely useless. It’s just too expensive for its own good. I’m surprised to see the sheer number of users on here. It makes me feel like they have to be fake, just because of how many there are. I’ll give SissyMeet the benefit of the doubt and conclude that these are indeed real users, regardless of my gut feeling, so I guess that’s where the promise of value lies. These guys have apparently succeeded in making a dating platform for sissies that is so successful they can charge you $30 for it. It’s not that unbelievable if I’m being honest.

Plus, all the sissies I did see on this site seemed decently bangable. Well, the female ones did. The male ones aren’t my preferred flavor, but they’re fine too. If you’re into dude sissies, you’ll find tons of committed ones here on SissyMeet. My suggestion is that you sample the site for a bit and see if you like it before you commit to a long-term subscription. Just don’t expect to find someone to hook up with on your first day. I doubt it’s going to happen. Be patient.