JerkPlanet

Before you scroll down to the bottom of this review, consider going through every single syllable that I have punched out in this review. As I am known to do, it'll be worth going through the entire thing. The reason is that ever since Jerk Planet entered my pornographic orbit, it has lingered in my mind for a while, and not just because of the fantastic collection of cum-filled cunts. This is one of those BDSM sites which has a curious mix of features and quality, which I think warrants discussion and a recommendation, or perhaps not.

Now then, continue reading to find out about if this website is wank worthy or if you should jerk off somewhere else on the web. I was sure to include an acceptable amount of humor that is not permitted in polite company, too. >XD

In The Face Of It, This Site Nailed The Basics

While I tend to get put off by a lack of creativity when it comes to web design, but in this case, I am going to let it go. There is nothing super special about the way this site looks, given its white background and blue highlights, and white or black text.

But you know what, I don't really care all that much in this case. The few color elements were made using vector graphics and have a subtle but appreciated color gradient that adds a little flavor. Besides, the main attraction here is porn, which I will get into extensively throughout the other sections.

Sometimes, I feel like I should not have to bring this up, but when you have reviewed as many websites as I have, you kind of have to. But yes, the mobile version is almost as good as the desktop version though there is a caveat I'll add to that part of my analysis later on.

When you scroll through any particular page, you are going to be flooded with a fantastic amount of fap thumbnails, and that's only the start. Click on a video and you will be happy to find out that you can watch all of these lovely vids for free, as well as comment on, favorite and download them if you have the access requirements.

I'll go on in detail about the categories later (because there is a crazy amount of them), but in just about every scene you see, the models give the camera the look that a toaster does to a slice of bread. You know the one. The one that says "I want you inside me."

There Is A Bit Of A Catch When You Look Deeper

Alright, as I said, to get the whole package, there are certain requirements you are going to have to meet. The videos are free, technically, as is membership, but the standard quality is quite shitty. I mean, YouTube circa 2013, eat your heart out as the standard video quality is around 360p or maybe 480p, and to get anything approaching high quality, you will have to spend some money. And the same applies to being able to download anything, too.

To get access to these features you will have to invest in one of three packages. The first is month-to-month and will cost you $24.95. The second is the ninety-day plant which will require you to put up nearly sixty US dollars, which comes down to $19.98 a month. Finally, the best plan is the year-long deal which equates to $13.33 a month, or $159.96. That might seem like a lot, but comparing that to what most premium porn sites that have far less content, that is not too bad for me.

All you need to do other than that is register with k2S.cc – which you can get linked to when you tap any video's download button. If you do not want to create a new account with them, within a few clicks you can get access with your Google account.

But The Count Of Categories Is Absolutely Exquisite

I suppose I should mention how I came across this cum website. At a late hour, when I was surfing through the net for a deluge of dirty bondage movies which show off a ton of different sex scenes, I stumbled across Jerk Planet in an aggregate search. I don't remember which one I used, but I am sure it was one of the ones I have reviewed before, so check those articles out.

Anyway, I believe I was in the mood for BDSM scenes that focused on money-slave content, and a ton of links to Jerk Planet showed up. And when I started scrolling through this tube, I found that they had over 1,500 results, but that was not all. They had literally hundreds of other categories as well,which would delight any, and I truly mean ANY, deviant who is into hardcore kinky content.

Besides your typical rope play and domination-submissive dynamics, Jerk Planet has an impressive number of highly specific freaky fuck footage. You will see categories of the BDSM type that you might think you never would have seen before. Some of them even threw me for a loop, like Defloration, Escort, Spreading, Upskirt, and Nasty.

There are only a handful that is in the Roleplay section, but if you look at other categories, there are links that more than compensate. One such link, in fact, is called "My Princess, Goddess, and etc." And no, I, for once, am not kidding. Other such titillating titles for categories that could be put into the cosplay-adjacent, which might be appealing to you BDSM lovers include Defloration, Jerk Off Instructions, Mesmerize, Toilet, and Punishment – and all of those categories have hundreds to thousands of results each.

Moreover, there are other kinky categories that I am sure you perverts would enjoy such as Midget, Scandal, Ghetto, Cheerleader, Fart, and Tits Worship, to name a few among many dozens more. And since it is surprisingly hard to come by, except on pic porn sites, I would first recommend looking up Upskirt. There are, as of now, nearly five hundred search results, and definitely worth looking at.

The Tag pages are damn complete with links to everything from Cum Swallowing Instructions to Femdom Empire to Verbal Humiliation. Anyway, to come right down to it, Jerk Planet has all of the extreme erotica that your demented self craves.

Surprisingly, Adverts Are Not A Problem On This Website (Sort Of)

Often, I find that on tubes like these which do have not much creativity in terms of design or theme but have lots of uploads at the cost of including a bevy of advertisements. Strangely, this site does…and does not.

On the desktop version of the website, there do not seem to be any ads on any page nor are there any popups or redirects, with the exception of the mobile version. I am not at all sure why this is since I did check how this website runs on different web browsers and devices on similar operating systems and found that the advert problem is still an issue on mobile machines, but not if you are using a laptop or desktop device.

Whatever the reason, you are going to want to get good ad-blocking software if you prefer to watch your smut on your phone or a tablet, especially if you have an Android. The adverts do not all seem to open you up to a plethora of malware, but the risk is still there.

It is kind of like going to a bathhouse on a Tuesday at two in the afternoon. You probably won't catch anything, but without proper protection, you might get a virus you can't quite shake.

It Is Nice That They Do Have A Message Board For Requests (!)

When I was going through this tube, I was wondering how the webmasters managed to get this enormous collection of carnal content. At first, I was guessing that they might be collecting links to videos from other sites, but it looks like all uploads are on a single server. Then I saw that they have a request page, and then it clicked.

Despite the lack of socialization anywhere on this tube, there is a community of horny members who keep making requests.

If you have a suggestion for what you want to see, then head over to the Request Board and post the title of a video with a link to it. They will even consider getting more content featuring a performer or a kink that has already been uploaded to Planet Jerk. The only stipulation is that you must refer to content that can be found on Many Vids, iwantclips.com, and Only Fans. However, clips4sale requests (and apparently, anywhere else online) are not accepted.

Other than that, it's pretty much a free game, and the good webmasters at Planet Jerk tend to promptly provide no matter how perverse the porn you want to see is. The one thing that they do not seem to cater to is providing plot porn which is understandable since those movies' scripts often have too many holes in them. Nonetheless, the webmasters do seem to do a pretty good job at honoring requests as long as you abide by the guidelines.

And Now To Add In Some Light Critiques Of Mine

I do have a few things I would like to see changed. The category page is fine, and all, and the videos tend to have a decent number of tags applied to them, but with so many uploads, it would be nice to see better ways to find content. There is a basic search engine, but there really needs to be more advanced search options, so you don't get blasted with a ridiculous number of hits for simple or sometimes even specific search terms.

Then there is the Models page, or rather the lack thereof. I tried navigating to it, but it looks like it is broken, which is unfortunate considering that this site features BDSM specialists who are hard to find anywhere else. Another page that I would like to report on is the Feedback page. Those are nice to see since any site (except maybe mine) could use improvement, but it seems like the people running Jerk Planet don't think so since that page is disabled also.

Now Then, Here Is What I Ultimately Think About Jerk Planet

Like having sex in an elevator, this website really is great on so many levels. While the positives are basic, if it works, I am going to praise it. Of course, as I have pointed out, this tube does need some vital improvement, but it really is not that much of a reason to take too many points off of this site.

Just in case there are a few people who missed all of the humor which was bluer than a submissive guy's balls in chastity after a month, you will have to pay to get the high-quality video footage. But the torrents of lower-grade lascivious video footage is completely free, and you don't need to register for an account. That is the biggest drawback of diddling your bits to this tube.

Still, after spending enough time on this site, your junk will be like chewing gum – starting out hard and dry but coming out wet and soft. And with that, I am going to end all of my crass jokes and say that, despite its issues, I'm giving this site a rating of three and a half hands out of five.