NameThatPorn

Name That Porn! “Fuck me like a whore, daddy!” the 18-year-old pornstar whose face I’d never seen before cried out. As she emptied the balls of her male co-stars one by one, she was left in a mess of sweat, ruined makeup, tears, and spit. But she wasn’t finished.

Crawling towards the camera, the porno switched to an impromptu POV as she yanked the cameraman’s cock out of his pants and spat on it for a blowjob that would kick off part II of the scene. And then? The screen went black.

Whoever had uploaded this epic porn clip had fucked up. Aside from the title of “nympho teen with prolapsed asshole fucks the entire porn set”, he hadn’t told the horny bastards watching it what it was actually called.

Fellas, I was desperate to see the filthy finale of this porno. This teen was nowhere near finished and could swallow a lot more baby batter. But do you know how many nympho teen sluts with prolapsed asses there are in porn? I had no idea where to start looking.

In my hour of need, a fellow porn fanatic dropped some advice onto my lap. It was a site called NameThatPorn.com that he claimed could find practically any smut that my heart desired with nothing more than a link to the content that spawned my lust.

But did NameThatPorn.com deliver and lead me to the paradise of finally seeing the additional wave of damage that teen nympho put her rosebud asshole through? Or did it leave me on a cliffhanger like a fade-to-black on the cusp of a cumshot?

Let’s find out!

What is NameThatPorn.com?

NameThatPorn.com is a well-established site that lets porn fans and porn aficionados come together to identify unnamed pornos and adult stars across the internet and then, well, cum together!

It’s a heavily active site with almost half a million members, over 1.2 million posts, and over 1.3 million comments. However, out of all of these formidable numbers, the successful ratio of pornos being correctly identified is only around 62.98% which is kinda meh! But more on that shortly.

To use the site, it’s completely free. You can also browse it fully without a free membership, but you need to sign up if you want to make new posts and find that porn flick you’re desperately seeking to identify.

So, what kind of content can you expect to find without signing up here?

The Content on NameThatPorn.com

From some of the most mainstream-looking porn to some of the most niche corners of the adult industry, the community-generated content posted on NameThatPorn.com is extremely diverse.

A common theme I found was screenshots from those notoriously enticing Brazzers ads that pop up in the corner of most porn tubes. It’s clear that NameThatPorn.com has a solid deal with Brazzers, so these kinds of posts get pushed to the top.

I mean, I ain’t complaining because a lot of the Brazzers' porn is fucking awesome. And, yes, I DO want to know what the title of that porno is, featuring two teens watching a movie with their stepdad, then fishing into a pringles can on his lap and getting a handful of man meat he’s tactically stuffed inside.

You can also find a tonne of other stuff from eGirl cosplayers with a pussy to die for to identifying some classic early noughties porn whose name has been lost over the years.

But, as I said, this site has well over a million posts spread across it. So, you’re probably wondering whether it’s easy to navigate, which I’ll get to next!

Design of NameThatPorn.com

The moment you open NameThatPorn.com, you’re greeted with a large banner ad that features an awesome pair of fat tits. The ad shows the latest special offers on the premium Brazzers website, but it’s easy to click away from and navigate to the NameThatPorn.com site itself.

The design of the site isn’t overwhelming and is pretty streamlined overall. You have a fairly sleek logo that looks like it wouldn’t be out of place on my favourite strip club, followed by a large search bar where you can hunt down your favourite smut whose name you do not know. After that, there’s a button where you can either sign in or register for a free membership.

The homepage of the site is neatly divided into seven rows of porn-finding categories that cover things such as:

1. Hot Right Now - If you wanna find hot and sticky debates raging about particular pornos, then this is the place to get stuck in.

2. Trending - Some pornos are so good that people who weren’t even looking for them quickly get pulled into the messy fray. This is a great place to find ongoing discussions about particular porn flicks and discuss the intricacies of creampie cleanups and BDSM with other kinksters.

3. Latest Solved - Bingo! This is the place to find the latest posts that have been solved by the eagle-eyed porn fanatics who may be unsung heroes but probably have way too much time (and cum) on their hands.

4. Newest Questions - If you want to be a hero and make a porn fan in need’s day, then you can browse the latest queries from people trying to identify porn and put your knowledge to the test.

The left sidebar is also a great aid to navigating the site and lets you hit up areas like the latest answers and comments made on posts, the top 15 users based on their epic porn knowledge that’s allowed them to answer so many queries, exclusive offers, and the latest statistics on posts, solved ration, etc.

Plus, you can filter results according to solved, unsolved, pornstars, etc., as well as switch the content of the site according to gay, straight, and transsexual porn. 

What I Like About NameThatPorn.com

The thing I like most is the active community surrounding this porn-finding site. Whether you want to know the name of that busty mom sitting on her stepson’s face until she cums in his mouth or really need to know the name of that granny BDSM enthusiast who classes fucking younger guys up the ass with a strapon as one of her main hobbies, the folks here don’t judge. They just try their best to help you find the filth you’re seeking.

When you click on the porn-seeking post in question, you’re taken to a new pop-up window to see the comments thread. It almost looks Youtube-like, and most commenters are not half-assed in their efforts. They’ll often identify not only the porno but also all the pornstars involved (if they can) and links to more of their work, their OnlyFans, Twitter, etc.

The fact that each porn search pops up in a new window also means that you never lose your place when navigating through different sections of the site, too.

Aside from the giant pop-up ad when first visiting the site, the overall experience of using NameThatPorn.com is ok when it comes to ads. I only found some live feeds from an adult cam site and a small pop-up ad from Brazzers in the lower corner. All of their ad partners are trustworthy adult sites, so no complaints from me there.

What I Don’t Like

The giant third-party banner ad that opens as soon as you visit the site is kind of off-putting. Visitors aren’t coming for Brazzers; they’re here to find the porn they desperately seek.

Also, according to the solved ratio, only 62.99% of posts have been solved. In the grand scheme of things, it isn’t really that high. I expected a more impressive ratio for such an active community of nearly half a million members.

Suggestions That I Have For The Site

By all means, have a pop-up banner ad to a reputable site like Brazzers, but hang fire until we’ve settled into the site before shoving it into our faces. I might like to slam my spit-soaked dick into a girl's throat without foreplay, but that doesn’t mean I like the same thing done to me with banner ads.

The solved rate of 62.99% isn’t the fault of the site admins. But come on, porn fans! You gotta up your game and get that ratio to at least 80% or 90%. Study, and study hard!

Conclusion

NameThatPorn.com is a site with a strong community feel that, when users come together, feels like some kind of close-knit pub quiz (just with a lot more anal sex, big tits, and cum-covered action).

For those seeking to identify that specifically incredible but unnamed porno they’ve seen, it’s a great place to boost your chances of finding the whole thing and finally being able to satisfy your insatiable dick and its appetite for porn.