VirtualTaboo

Virtual Taboo! Oh yes, it’s another classical VR porn site. We’re hitting the mainstream. Right off the bat I’m seeing Melody Hina Marks on the first fucking page of this fantastic site and that’s all the evidence I need to conclude that this place is perfect in every way. Just kidding, I did a lot of digging and got through the ins and outs of how and why VirtualTaboo works. They’re doing god’s work. My obsession with Melody Marks aside, the women that appear on VirtualTaboo are the hottest women in porn, period. They’re all perfect tens with insanely unrealistic bodies. These are the kinds of women that make your girlfriend jealous. What am I saying? You don’t have a girlfriend. You watch VR porn for fun.

VirtualTaboo is a generic porn site for VR content that is in one way or another considered fetishistic and taboo. It’s in the name. It’s not that big of a reveal. The general approach here is that they set up exposition for a scene with some sort of long-winded scenario that you mostly have to read about in the introduction to the video. It’s not actually in the video, you have to check out the descriptions below it. The actors also try to put up a bit of story for you in the intros to the videos, but you’re better off reading the descriptions if you know what I mean – pornstars can’t act for shit. They don’t even seem to try. Either way, the exposition works well enough. It’s mostly just an excuse to call this a taboo site, but I’m not going to complain too much about it.

Complaining Too Much

Let’s bitch, let’s moan, let’s utterly devastate this website with criticism. On the one hand, it’s a great site with fantastic porn. On the other side, none of this shit is taboo. It’s the polar opposite of taboo. It’s two or more consenting adults having vaginal intercourse. Hardly a reason to be calling a priest over for the cleansing. This is about as simple as pornography can get. And yet, they call this site taboo. Why? I’ll tell you why. Marketing!

The people behind VirtualTaboo know that mainstream porn is easier to sell with a sprinkling of themed exposition. Take my beloved Melody Marks for example. She’s got two videos on this site so far. They were both filmed on the same set in the same day as far as I can tell. She’s wearing the same outfit and using the same props. One of the videos is an ASMR experience. Standard stuff. She licks a lollipop and fingers herself. The other one is standard penis in vagina for about half an hour. This is heaven for me. I love Melody Marks and I’d watch her get dicked forever if I could, especially in VR. However, it’s easier to sell this kind of smut if they also tell you that she’s apparently a desperate coed who is trying to figure out how to monetize her sexuality.

It's complete and utter nonsense, but everyone loves it. If you don’t love it, well, who cares, it’s Melody Marks in two VR porn videos. You literally can’t complain. Everything on this goddamn site is an absolute win.

Top Notch Quality

For the first time in forever, I was blown away by the resolution options on a porn site. This doesn’t happen often. Technological innovations like these don’t come twice a year. It would appear we’re entering a new era of porn resolutions that even I can’t properly experience. You see, I have an Oculus Rift. I love it. I know it’s an entry level VR set, but I haven’t had a single problem with it so far. It’s quite enjoyable to fap with. As it turns out, the videos on VirtualTaboo are essentially making my Oculus obsolete because the damn things are filmed in 7-fucking-K. Yes, seven, as in almost twice as much as 4. That’s a lot of fucking pixels. Apparently, you need some sort of super expensive VR set to even be able to see the difference.

I made sure to test the videos manually, frame by frame, to see whether there is an actual uptick in quality and, well, there is. It’s huge. It’s day and night. These 7k videos are so futureproof that the technology required to enjoy them isn’t even on shelves yet. You’d have to custom order a VR headset from a small company for a bullion to even try and enjoy these bad boys properly. You know what that means, don’t you? These videos will increase in value with time, rather than go the other way. You can download them now through your subscription, in 4K for your current VR set and in 7K for the future and fap to them in increasing quality increments as the years go by. Talk about a deal!

The Hottest Babes

I don’t know how VirtualTaboo managed this, but they wrangled up the finest collection of tits I’ve ever seen in one place. Don’t get me wrong, the girls are all around beautiful. The aforementioned Melody Marks is a good example. She’s a cutie. But the tits are where its at. More than 95% of the tits on this site are gigantic mega milkers. The site itself doesn’t really say anything about it being devoted to giant cans, but it is, inadvertently perhaps. I don’t know what the deal is. I’m guessing that whoever does the casting for these videos has some sort of breastfeeding fetish or whatever. I can’t think of another explanation. Either way, these bitches are all packing the ultra-melons and I love it. They’re absurdly satisfying to play with in VR.

Beyond the fact that these babes are all gorgeous, I also have to praise the fact that they do an amazing job in VR. It’s not easy to film these videos. The dude that plays, well, the dude in the scene has to wear a gigantic ridiculous looking camera on his head, or across his face and the girls have to pretend that those are his eyes. They have to stare into the beady little circles lovingly and pretend that they’re very enamored by the whole thing. I’d assume it’s easier to fuck a clown than a guy wearing a VR camera. Either way, the girls manage to pull it off. They convinced me that they really liked me. They made me feel wanted. I mean, I always feel wanted, but still, you get the idea. These girls really commit to the act. It makes the whole experience worthwhile. They’re clearly having fun and so should you.

Worth Every Penny

This is a very rare website in that it actually allows you to pay once for a lifetime membership. Yes, I have seen this before and no it is not at all common. Most websites prefer to keep you on a subscription no matter how many discounts they have to dole out. The whole one-time payment business model is tricky and risky. Then again, if they stop making money on this site, they can just stop updating it and move their work to a new banner down the line. This is exactly why the lifetime membership for $250 is a steal but it’s also a huge gamble.

I’d recommend that you start with the one-month tier for $30 and just enjoy the site for what it’s worth during that time. Try to fap to a new video each day and download as much content as humanly possible, because why the fuck not? You’re entitled to it. Do me a favor and fap to Melody Marks a couple of times, just because I love her and maybe she’ll marry me some day. Ok, I just went off on a tangent. I need to get off porn for a while. I’ve been doing nothing but watching VR porn for the past 7 hours and I’m already sleep deprived. This can’t be healthy.

Back on topic. The one-month tier is worth it. The 12-month full access tier is sensible. It’s $99. Standard industry pricing if you ask me. There’s also a 3-month tier for $60 and I guess that makes sense too. You can purchase a single video if you’d like, for only $10 and by the grace of Ron Jeremy I implore you, don’t fucking do that. It makes no sense. Pay $30 instead and enjoy the entire library like a normal person. If you can’t afford the $30 tier then you shouldn’t get the $10 tier either. That’s my reasoning at least. Either way, this website is worth every penny, so don’t hold back if you’re aroused. Pretend you’re dating Melody Marks for a day. You’ll enjoy it.