SxyPrn Blackmail

I could never really make up my mind about how I feel regarding SxyPrn’s name. Is it genius? Is it absolutely fucking moronic? Eh. I don’t care enough to figure it out right now. You get the idea, though, they’ve got sexy porn. This is a free porn tube that mostly gets by by letting ad networks slap a shitton of ads across their pages, coupled with reroutes so that your journey to the video you want to watch is as painful as possible. Almost makes you want to stop fapping and go outside to touch grass. That being said, I will be letting SxyPrn off with a warning, because I know that the only reason they douse their site in annoying bullshit is that they need the money to keep the damn site afloat. Plus, the content they serve is amazing, so can you really complain? I mean, it’s free shit. Who cares about the ads?

Let’s talk about the content, baby. That’s what we’re here for after all. The blackmail porn section on SxyPrn is surprisingly hot. I say surprisingly because I genuinely don’t expect a fucking blackmail section to feature good porn. What, too honest? Come on, level with me here – blackmail porn is stupid on its head. Not because blackmail isn’t hot as hell. In fantasy play with your wife or girlfriend, blackmail play-pretend can be extremely hot. Hell, you can pretend to be an armed robber blackmailing her into taking her clothes off and she can pretend to be turned off by the idea. It’s fun to fantasize. I get it. The problem with blackmail pornography, however, is that it’s really hard to replicate that kind of passion if you’ve only got pornstars to work with. They ain’t exactly known for their acting prowess.

Professional Blackmail

This brings us to the smut on SxyPrn. I am sorry to say that almost all of the smut clips on SxyPrn are indeed professional porn videos that were recorded and most likely submitted for preview by top-notch western porn sites. Wait, why are you clapping? No, stop that! Look, I know you like Asa Akira. I like Asa Akira. I like her as much as the next masturbator. But, do I think that Asa Akira is a convincing actress? Fuck no! And for all we know, she might be the next Meryl Streep, but her directors clearly told her that it doesn’t fucking matter how convincing she makes this whole blackmail play.

The whole point of the blackmail in triple-A videos is to set up a scene. After the exposition, the pornstars go out of their way to forget the roles they were playing and unless they have some lines at the end of the video, the role-play doesn’t actually come back. This of course comes with the inevitable effect of you, the viewer, forgetting what the fuck you were watching as well. Most of you guys shoot your load five seconds into a clip, so it’s not like you’re going to stick it out till the end to see how the whole blackmail thing resolves. The whole goddamn play is a travesty. It’s two pornstars pretending to be actors, for a minute at the start of a clip, so that you watch long enough to whip your dick out. They know that once you start fapping, you probably won’t stop, even if you don’t give a shit about the subject matter.

The People Love Blackmail Porn

Maybe it’s my fault. Maybe I’m overthinking this. Maybe all the common masturbator really needs in order to enjoy himself is a brief setup to serve as a diving board into the action. Hell, I enjoy fapping to Asa Akira and videos of her getting plowed like it’s going out of style. I love that shit. I’m just saying, there are people out there who take their fetish porn really seriously and while blackmail porn isn’t exactly the kind of fetish you can replicate outside of make-believe, it still makes no sense to me that these porn studios are stretching the play so fucking thin.

On the flip side, I do have every reason to believe that the general public, i.e. you, loves this shit. I can’t for the life of me figure out why, but these videos are popular as fuck. I don’t mean the overalls studios or pornstars, I mean these blackmail porn videos specifically. These clips are very successful. I’ve seen them on other sites as well – this shit makes a killing. But, as a reviewer, I’m still trying to figure out what makes this shit so special compared to say, just a regular clip of Asa Akira getting her snatch filled. Maybe I’m getting on in years. Or, maybe this smut is kind of weak.

Great Coverage of Blackmail Smut

At the very least, I can say that SxyPrn does a fantastic job at what they set out to do. They want this place to be a sort of premium dumping ground for professional videos across as many fetishes as they can cover. The blackmail section is surprisingly loaded with content. I was also surprised to see that the content itself was also applicable to the tag – there’s no bait and switch here. If a video says it’ll contain blackmail, then it will contain blackmail.

I also like how they took further steps in ensuring you find what you’re looking for even if it isn’t spelled out for you. A lot of these blackmail videos don’t talk about blackmail in their titles or descriptions, but SxyPrn gets them to you anyway. I’d imagine that the source studios give them the blackmail tag before they ship them out, but I can’t know that for sure. Could be SxyPrn’s work. Either way, the blackmail section on SxyPrn is loaded to the brim with high quality videos, so I’m satisfied with the work they’ve put in. And sure, I’d like it more if there were some amateur videos as well, but amateur blackmail porn is kind of a hard find, so I can’t fault them too hard.

A Likely Story

The studios behind these productions had some interesting and original ideas and it shows. While the acting leaves a lot to be desired, the marketing is surprisingly … invested. I mean, whoever wrote it was really invested and they wanted you to be invested as well. The titles of some of these clips give me Hollywood vibes. Based on premise alone, a lot of these clips have movie-level writing or at least the implication of one. Between the blackmail and the potential for fictional criminal sexual activity, there’s a lot that can be done with these videos.

SxyPrn is loaded with these kinds of clips. And, while I piled on them pretty hard for not being immersive enough, I will eat my words and admit that upon further viewing, I found a lot of these videos to be damn hot to fap to. I just had to sort of tune out of the perspective of narrative expectations and think with my cock. I used to be like that all the time you know. There was a time when all I needed was a virtual or a real pussy and I was ready to go. You try doing nothing but reviewing smut for years on end and see how numb you can get. I might just do a no-fap period to get my mojo back.

It's Mediocre, But Hot

Enough about me, let’s get back to SxyPrn. On a scale of 1 to 10, SxyPrn is a strong 5 out of 7. The smut on here is perfect, in theory. It’s perfect in resolution and chick hotness, but it falls a bit flat in the uniqueness department. And, since I’m reviewing SxyPrn for the blackmail fetish porn on a goddamn fetish porn site review site, I’m thinking the fetish might actually matter more than a little bit to the poor soul that ends up reading this crap. That being said, I ain’t the king of blackmail porn. I’m loosely invested into the topic, at best. So, I’ll let you be the judge.

Is this here the best blackmail porn you’ve ever seen or do you find it lacking too? What do you consider to be the best type of blackmail porn? Do you think the fetish is better suited for professional pornography or can amateurs do a better job? Also, how did you get into blackmail fetish porn in the first place? Did you read a blog post about it or was it a random PornHub expedition? I genuinely want to know. Don’t e-mail me about this. Scribble your answers to these questions above your mother’s vagina and I’ll be sure to see them eventually. Peace.