AniCosplay

Ani Cosplay! What’s up, freak!? A little birdy told me you’re a fan of those Chinese cartoons! Haha! I’m just fucking with you. I know what it’s called. I also know that you spend a lot of time jacking off to that shit. You know those girls aren’t real right? And I’m pretty sure most of them are underage! What? You thought all those high school girls were over 18? Get real! It’s okay though, I won’t tell anyone. 

Wouldn’t it be nice to jack off to a real girl for once? You know, one with real tits and a real vagina?! Aw, come on! Don’t be like that! 3D girls are just as good as 2D ones! It’s about time you saw a real girl orgasm! Do you even remember the last time you saw that!? How about this? What if I told you that these girls looked exactly like the cartoons you love to jack off to? Sounds good, right? And these 3D girls won’t make fun of you for being such a dork!

Anicosplay.net has a beautiful collection of anime cosplay freaks that love to cumin your favorite waifu’s outfit! And guess what? Somehow, all of these bitches happen to own the best fucking cameras in the world! You’ll see more woman than you’ve ever seen in your life! Haha! Is your cock hard yet? I know it is! Well, why don’t we get started? 

Clean Weeb Fun

As soon as you enter the page, you’ll get a face full of eye candy! At the top of the page, there’s a large banner filled with beautiful busty Asian bitches! Who the fuck says Asian girls don’t have tits?! And all of them are dressed as every weeb’s dream waifu: From Re:Zero’s Rem to best girl, Nezuko from Demon Slayer! (That’s right! I said it! You got a problem?)

The theme of the site is as simple as it gets. Anicosplay.net rocks a simple black and white theme. Apparently, it’s just one guy behind the site. So, simple is most likely the best way to go. You’ll also notice the absence of banner ads around the page. Plenty of white space for you to enjoy. There are no distractions to stop you from ogling the giant tits of these gorgeous cosplay bitches. But, wait! You just dragged your mouse off the page and a pop-up appeared! 

Don’t worry though. They’re not asking you to reach for your wallet just yet. The ad contains a link to Erosekai.com. It comes with a slideshow with HD pictures of your favorite waifus getting drilled in 2D AND 3D! You can use that to get yourself started! But don’t bust your nut just yet! You’ll miss all the fun! 

In the absence of obnoxious banner ads, you’ll find a page full of the hottest weebs on the fucking web! Think I’m kidding? Go and see for yourself! You’ll be kicking yourself for jacking off to drawings from some pervert with a crustier cock than you! You can see the gorgeous Lana Rain spreading her pussy for you in a cute Sakura outfit. You can just imagine yourself pumping Sakura’s pussy for every time she was a total bitch. (That’s right, my friend. I know my Chinese cartoons, haha!) Scroll a little further and you can see Alice Bong pulling that sweet ahegao face as everyone’s favorite waifu, Hinata Hyuga! Wide white eyes and saliva dripping off a cock! Ain’t that a fucking sight? 

On the left side, you can find the VIP section. That’s right, my friend! Yet another site for you to blow your paycheck on! Don’t worry though. This time, you’ll be draining your balls much more than your wallet! 

Since there’s just one guy at the helm of this site, the navigation bar is pretty simple. Who needs bells and whistles when there are 10 perfectly good pairs of titties in your face, am I right? The “Erosekai” button directs you to a related website. There, you can enjoy free videos of hot bitches in cosplay getting off for your pleasure. The entire site is exclusively girl-on-girl action! So, you won’t have to try to ignore the cock that’s three times bigger than yours! 

I guess the “XXX Videos” button was supposed to redirect to cosplay girls on XXX Videos. But, the link’s busted. Same goes for the “Nudes” link. They both just redirect to the home page. What the fuck was the “Nudes” link supposed to redirect to anyway? Was there supposed to be some naked cosplay of Bulma from DBZ? That’s just a bitch in a wig! The “Cosplay List” takes you to a page with a list of all the cosplayers on the site. From there, you can decide which bitch you’re going to simp for! 

There’s also a link to MediaFire for fuck knows what reason. Right next to that, you’ll find a link to yours truly! That’s right! I told you I know a thing or two about these Chinese cartoons, haha! Your boy’s dipping his toes into the weeb world! Although, I’m not sure that I can say I really endorse this site yet! There are still a lot of things to iron out before I can claim this the spot to be for cosplay fun. 

Sexy 3D Waifus

Anicosplay.net works like this: each girl has a list of packs. That’s right! Packs! Like Yugioh cards for you to collect. Except, you don’t have to search for all the cards that show a little ass. This time, you can just bust your nut to your favorite waifu gobbling down a couple of large cocks! The packs aren’t really cards either. Actually, they’re not even galleries! They’re videos that are available to download for absolutely free! That’s right, you lucky dog! You don’t have to pay a damn thing!

Here’s the kicker though, the download doesn’t really work like a regular download. You’re not gonna get to just click and cum. There are a few hoops you gotta jump through first. But, don’t worry, Uncle PornDude is here to guide you through! Each pack has two or three download links beneath your dream waifu. 

Once you download the file, you're gonna need to open the compressed folder with the WinZip software. Yeah, yeah, I know! Hey, you’re gonna get to see a bitch debase herself for you free of charge! What more do you want?! Once you open the WinZip app, drag the compressed folder onto the empty panel and open it. You should see a box pop up asking for a password. The password for each video is under the links on the download page. It’s pretty much “cosplay” for every video. 

Wait for the video to load and you’ll have a full-length, ad-free, ultra HD video all to yourself. You won’t even need the internet! Now, you can start collecting those bitches like fucking Pokemon cards! If only you can share them with your friends! 

What I Liked

You know what’s better than free porn? That’s right! Free HD porn. You know what’s better than that? Free ULTRA HD porn that you can watch offline! Anicosplay.net allows you to download a number of free ultra HD videos of your favorite waifus in 3D. And if you wanna explore, you can head on over to Erosekai.com. There you’ll be transported to a world where hot girls won’t make fun of you for being such a fucking weeb! In that world, you can watch hot weeb chicks suck each other off for your pleasure — completely free of charge! 

What I Didn’t Like

As I’ve said before, this site has got a long way to go before I can give it the coveted stamp of approval. I don’t even know where to fucking start! First of all, there are 244 pages worth of bitches in cosplay and you can only access two. To access all “packs” you’re going to need to sign up for the VIP ($5 per month). That would be fine, except I don’t want to have to pay the site author in bitcoin and wait to hear from him on fucking Discord! That’s got to be the single most awkward payment service I’ve seen for fucking anything!

Not to mention the obnoxious amount of shit I have to go through just to download a fucking video. Hey, man. It’s a video. It doesn’t have to be complicated. I damn-near had to solve the Davinci code just to land on a “403 Error” page! By the time a video was downloading, I was over it! In what world does it make sense to have two “click to continue” buttons, a captcha puzzle, and a fucking download countdown? Do you even want me to watch the video? 

Tips From ThePornDude

My first advice is this: Use a better payment system. I promise you, most people don’t want to pay you by bitcoin just to wait for you to reply to them on Discord. Paypal is fine. Literally, ANYTHING else is fine. 

My second advice: shorten the download process. It’s just one video. You don’t need to compress it into a ZipFile. I get it. It’s ultra HD, but it’s 400MB-500MB. I’ve got about as much porn as the City of New York. I’m sure my computer can handle it.

Conclusion

Tired of jacking off to fucking cartoons? (That’s right, I said it. CARTOONS. Haha!) Anicosplay.net provides a HOT alternative to jack off to your favorite waifus. Now you can finally get off to real girls! Sign up for the VIP, and you’ll have access to hundreds of pages of ultra HD videos to view offline! If you don’t want to add yet another porn site to your direct debit, head over to Erosekai.com. There, you can enjoy all the free weeb pussy you like! Once you get past the awkwardness, Anicosplay.net is a dream world for weeb trash just like yourself! If you can’t collect weeb pussy in real life, you can certainly do it here! Have fun, you fucking degenerate!