CosXuxi Club

When I first discovered Cosxuxi I thought I had found something really precious. At first glance, this place offers some extremely high quality cosplay porn that looks damn satisfying. Hell, I thought I’d be giving them a stellar review for their efforts. Then… I tried to actually view some content and I felt what can only be described as penile whiplash. My cock was too far ahead. I got blown back. The erection snapped in half. The pain was indescribable. My disappointment was immeasurable and as is commonly said in tandem, my day was ruined.

Cosplay is A Staple

Ok, enough poetic bullshit, let’s get to the ins and outs of what makes Cosxuxi a site of great potential and even greater disappointment. On the surface, this is a cosplay loving site that features not-safe-for-work content from babes who want to make the world fap to images of them wearing all kinds of fictional outfits. They try to appear as if they’re the actual characters from cartoons, movies and all kinds of Japanese media. There are video game characters on here as well. 2B from Nier: Automata is a staple. Anyways, the general idea is that the girls want you to impress you, both with the believability of their rendition of the character and with the hotness of their bodies. Women are never going to stop demanding sexual attention on the internet. That’s the system that the patriarchy has put together and women don’t seem to have much of a problem with it. Hell, they seem overjoyed to be acting like whores on the web.

My potentially problematic opinions aside, Cosxuxi is a gallery website that brings in galleries. Surprised? I can be as tautological as I want. It’s my site. The galleries feature famous babes from the cosplay industry, if you can call it an industry. These babes are hot. They’re very hot. They’re too hot. There’s something about the art of cosplay that brings out the absolute best bitches from their respective caves and encourages them to get naked on the internet. I don’t know how this works and I don’t care. I want to see their buttholes.

I Love All These Women’s Bodies

The girls do a fantastic job the people behind Cosxuxi have great taste. The curation is on point. They truly do find the hottest bitches in cosplay for you to jack off to. That being said, there’s very little proper erotic cosplay for some reason and I can’t for the life of me imagine why. This is an adult site. You’re here to fap. So, why not add more galleries featuring fully nude babes? I mean, I know that this waters down the concept of the cosplay, but who the fuck cares? Wear a skirt and crotchless panties and do a 2B cosplay, then shoot the images from below and boom. – You’ve got yourself a proper erotic cosplay that is still faithful to the source material. Hell, you could even wear a buttplug at that point and make it an ensemble.

Alas, more than half the bitches on Cosxuxi only do what I like to call 99% nudity. It’s like nudity, but you’re still blue balled. You can see the vaginas, but only through diaphanous underwear. You can peak at the buttholes, but there’s a G-string hanging over it covering most of the hole. It’s nudity with extra steps and those extra steps are only there to cause you general discomfort. It’s not like the site is PG-13 on account of the censorship. It’s still a pervy smut site. So why in the name of sweet Ron Jeremy’s grave would you cover up the best bits of the woman?

Ron Jeremy Health Update

This is a PSA. I know that Ron Jeremy is not dead. I don’t want to date my review. This way, the review will be timeless. Except, I already said he’s not dead so that kind of dates the article… Shit.

Armageddon of Ads

The thing that really got my goat about Cosxuxi were the ads. Dear Ron Jeremy in heaven, what is up with these ads? I’ve seen intrusive ads before. I review porn for a living, damn it. I’ve been around the block. So, if you managed to piss me off, you know you’ve done something truly egregious. Cosxuxi is not so much a site as it is a minefield with site-like elements. You take one step into this content and boom, you’re covered in intrusive ads. You want to see a bitch’s gallery? Boom, you get an ad. You try to check out page two? Boom, there’s another ad. You want to just sit still on the home page and do nothing for a few quiet seconds of your life? Fuck you. Ads. Ads everywhere. Ads from the side, ads from the bottom, ads among the images and definitely ad reroutes on every single click. And of course, ad-block is currently blocking 14 ads from coming in, but I’m still having a fever dream. This is not ok. This is the polar opposite of quality webmaster standards.

Next on the list of things that murder my boner is the way that pages load on this site. Upon first viewing it would appear that there’s only one page of content across the whole site. This is not ok. I understand that Cosxuxi is just getting started and they’re promising regular uploads, but they have to step it up. Without the backlog of content being visible, they’re just going to come off as a dead site.

For the site to look worthwhile, people need to see clearly that this place is loaded with galleries. I’m not amused. I think that Cosxuxi have to make considerable efforts to gussy up this site before it can be the kind of digital location that I can recommend to people. As it currently stands, the site has potential and countless hot galleries for you to enjoy, but between the ads and the general unprofessional vibe of the place, you’re going to be deterred no matter how much I praise the content.

The Most Beautiful Women in the World

Speaking of the content, let’s take a second to praise these women for the amazing work that they do. These are all top tier bitches with bodies that look like they were crafted by expert smut scientists. These women don’t even look real. Some of them look like they were rendered on a computer. But no, these are all real photographs of real human women. Some of you nerds might not be familiar with the concept of real women, I know that, but bear with me. These babes are the real deal and they’re worth fapping to.

Something about cosplay really encourages excellence among these babes. It’s almost like they’re competing to prove who the hottest babe in cosplay is. I know they’re each other’s competition in the literal sense, but why they try so hard to pull of the perfect pornographic image, I’ll never know. At least Cosxuxi does a great job at crediting them for their work, so that you can easily look them up later and see what else they’re up to. A lot of them have OnlyFans accounts so there’s potential for extra smut for you there. Why not take it? I doubt you’ll regret it.

Desperately Needs a Makeover

Cosxuxi is a site of great potential and disappointing execution, so far. They might move on up to the fap-worthy side, but they’ll need to make great efforts. They can in theory survive with the shitty ads, but they need to showcase their content better in order to justify the hassle. Upon further content combing I was able to find many galleries that actually showed pussies, asses and tits, so my previous comments on the vanilla nature of the content are a bit off, but they apply to more than 50% of this smut. If I were running this site I’d add way more of the nude cosplays, because they’re great at motivating people to come back for more.

Currently, the whole point of Cosxuxi is the curation. Whoever is behind this site has fantastic taste in women, but no sense of marketing. You can’t boast quality curation if you only show off a handful of picks, my man. You could use the space on this site way better. There are seemingly thousands of galleries on Cosxuxi, hidden away behind dumb pagination. Make that evident. Give people a reason to feel like they’ve struck gold. Otherwise, this place is going to keep bouncing potential fappers away with its overall shady vibes.