AlohaTube Diaper

Everyone thinks that reviewing porn sites is fun. My friends ask me about my job occasionally, with this god-awful smirk on their faces like they wish they had my job. They think that all I do is watch porn and jack off to it. They miss the part where I write long-form reviews of every single site that I cover. And sure, I sometimes write these reviews one-handed, but I’ve trained for that all my life. I like to think it makes the reviews pack more of a punch. Either way, I might enjoy moments of the work, but for the most part I’m definitely struggling, especially with fetish sites. I have to sit through so many hours of fucked up shit in order to get through a single review and I’m starting to get sick of it. Don’t worry; I won’t abandon you. I’m not your dad. I’m your friendly neighborhood porn reviewer. You’ll just have to contend with my occasional bitching and moaning, as usual.

All right, base technicals, here we go. AlohaTube is a free porn tube aggregator, so they don’t host their own content. They link to other sites. They also provide previews of the videos in large thumbnails so you can quickly find what you’re looking for. This works really well for the diaper section of the site as well as for the diaper loving enthusiasts that come here to fap. I don’t have to be one of you fuckers in order to be able to tell the difference between a mediocre fapping experience and a majestic one. AlohaTube does a fantastic job at bringing together completely unrelated porn videos that all share the single common thread of diaper love. AlohaTube really knows how to give you a porn spread with some variety to it.

Gross and Grosses

As you might imagine, diaper porn starts of terrible and just keeps getting worse. The base fetish includes the wearing and manipulation of diapers. People wear them and people put them on other people whom they want to bang. There’s less room for penile insertions in diaper porn, since most of the focus is on the actual fucking diaper. This I can forgive. Some people fap to pictures of feet. We’re all a little bit fucked up inside. What I can’t understand is why the diaper itself. It’s an object that by definition smells like shit piss and regrettable life choices. I’d imagine you must really hate yourself to enjoy the smell and feel of a diaper. Either that or you like reminiscing about infant incontinence, I don’t know.

The diaper play on AlohaTube just keeps getting more depraved the more you watch. If you had to see this smut on a single porn tube like PornHub for example you’d know that there won’t be any scat, without exception. I don’t know why that’s the case, but it’s an observation I’ve made – mainstream sites hate scat. That might be true of AlohaTube as well, but it can’t be true for every single site that they link to. Different strokes, different folks and all that. Therefore, you have no idea what degree of poop play to expect among these videos. Sometimes the poop is implied, other times it kind of seeps into the diaper so you can see it from the other side. I’ve yet to see a video in which the poop straight up shoots all-over the place, outside the diaper, but I’m sure it’s out there somewhere. I wonder if diaper lovers are proud of taking large shits and keeping them entirely within the diaper.

It’s Pretty Submissive

Diaper porn doesn’t strike me as a sub-genre of BDSM, but the sub/dom play is definitely inherited to some extent. Diaper play comes with role-play, of course. The person with the diaper is playing baby, to some extent. Sometimes these people straight up pretend like they can’t speak. They just sort of pretend to cry while someone else is putting a diaper on them. Anyways, the entire play is clearly extremely submissive. The main character of every video is always the person with the diaper. That’s the object of affection here. Now, there are two main flavors in that regard, since this is a section for straight dudes.

You’ve got videos of dudes in diapers and videos of chicks in diapers. Both are spun towards male attraction in some way or another. For example, when the dudes are wearing the diapers, there must be a chick in the video who’s mostly naked or otherwise sexually appealing to give you something to stare at while you stroke. Straight men can’t jack off to videos of dudes in diapers, no matter how much they might enjoy the diapers themselves. We need some breast, damn it! As for the videos where the bitches wear the diapers, well, sometimes multiple girls play with each other and change each other’s diapers, other times you get solo action. The rarest of these kinds of videos is the type that features men putting diapers on women. That’s basically daddy play.

People Getting Really Original

Some of the folks on AlohaTube’s diaper section are proper diaper fetishists and the rest of them are just sort of trying to get in on the trend for clout. Either way, the end result is fap-worthy for all of us, so I can’t fault them for doing their job well. There are countless girls and boys on here who make their own content within the diaper fetish niche and they’re doing a damn fine job. What I really love about their content is that they get really original with it. They film diaper porn the way that they believe it should be done, with various original approaches and role-plays. They don’t just sit there pissing their pants. They write narratives, stories, ideas and interactions. It’s all quite fantastic. Sure, it’s not my kind of smut, but I can clearly see that it’s original, passionate and appreciated by the target audience, so I have to give respect.

Porn studios are also going pretty far with the originality here, which is really rare when you think about it. Mainstream porn productions aren’t exactly known for fetish experimentation. For the most part they just sort of film the same vanilla sex over and over again, because it ain’t broke and they’re not looking to fix it. Tried and tested formulas are perfectly sufficient. I’m seeing nice overlaps here between the diaper play and some fun sub/dom situations. Most of these feature girls in the position of the dom, with either a girl or a boy playing the sub. For example, there’s a neat video on here of a babe pretending to kidnap her pizza delivery guy. She puts a diaper on him, treats him like her baby and then sits on his face. The whole thing is very depraved, but I can respect adults who like to play pretend with one another. They’re not hurting anyone.

Freaky Stuff

Diapers are inherently gross, but the people behind the content on AlohaTube’s diaper section really do go above and beyond with the depravity. It’s almost as if they’re trying to upstage one another with how creepy they can make the porn videos. They stay within a certain basic template, sure, but they also experiment to no end with the role-playing and believe it or not, the environments. Only a part of the videos here take place inside a bedroom. The rest vary wildly between doctors’ offices, wrestling rings, sex dungeons and even public parks, if an appropriately empty park could be found. This place is absolutely chalk full of variety. You get everything you could ever ask for and more.

There’s a healthy mix of professional, semi-professional and properly amateur content, with the occasional fetish tutorial thrown in for good measure. You get to see babes giving each other baths and even teaching you, in casual conversation, about living a diaper fetish themed lifestyle. They get really deep with this fetish. They take it to a whole new level. I guess for some people diaper play is more than just a casual passion. It truly is a way of life.

The Quality Varies Wildly

Some of these videos are so old that they’re impossible to watch. The quality of performance is there, but the resolution and video quality might just give you a seizure. No guarantee. AlohaTube have never really been known for their quality control, at least, in terms of video fidelity. They’re more concerned with proper portrayals of the fetish itself. Everything else is kind of secondary.

Then again, this is exactly what you should expect to get from free porn tubes. They’re not exactly built for high-end productions. You get that shit at the source. Here, on AlohaTube, you get the free videos from the reject pile or smut that was deemed past due. By all means, dive in at random into this seemingly never-ending supply of diaper porn featuring varying degrees of disgusting sexual depravity.