AlohaTube Doctor

I’ve heard “playing doctor” used as a metaphor for kinky shit a lot in American cinema and I think it partly references the natural arousal that one receives when being looked over, physically, by a person in a dominant position. I get aroused when women touch me no matter what the dynamic is, but I still understand and kind of enjoy the whole idea of being touched meticulously for my medicinal benefit, by a woman who is in charge of my wellbeing. Hell, I think I’ve deeply enjoyed getting a physical from chick doctors who were ugly as shit. Playing doctor isn’t just about the beauty, you know. It’s about feeling like you’re surrendering your body to someone who genuinely has your best interests in mind. It’s a selfless act, kind of like a massage, but more delicate. It makes for some very interesting boners.

Leave it to pornography to take this concept to the next level. Doctor play combined with sexual interaction is like having your cake and eating it too. It contains the fantasy, without the sexual touch, just barely grazing the surface of intimacy and then, just when you feel like you can’t take it anymore, your doctor sticks a finger in your ass. It’s to die for. I know we tend to sexualize non-sexual parts of life a bit too much, but you can’t convince me that doctor porn wasn’t natural and inevitable. It’s fucking perfect in every way. It’s not like teacher porn where there’s an inappropriate element of age difference. Doctors are natural pussy magnets and cock moisteners, especially in porn videos.

The Internet’s Hottest Dumping Ground

The quality of smut on AlohaTube varies wildly depending on what kind of smut you’re looking for. This site links to smut on other porn tubes – it doesn’t host any videos locally. Sometimes videos can be embedded from external sources so you don’t have to bounce to another site, but the principle applies just the same. So, how does this affect the content? Well, it puts AlohaTube at the mercy of these other sites and the keyword that you are using acts as a magnetic porn hook that doesn’t distinguish between quality smut and absolute garbage.

Doctor porn is very popular and it has been explored in various forms over the years, but when it comes to the “doctor” tag itself, well, it has been saturated to hell and back by B-tier videos from all-over the world. A lot of them are European. No surprise there. The Czechs are always working hard to milk every fetish as hard as they can. The problem here is that the mainstream western porn that we’re used to seeing kind of gets pushed out of the way in lieu of somewhat subpar porn productions that might leave you scarred for life.

Bleach in my Eyes, Please

If the above paragraph was too technical for your poor soul, here’s the “too long didn’t read”. There are ugly old woman vaginas on AlohaTube and the thumbnails on this site are really large, so the second you get to this here doctor section, you will be bombarded by hairy bacteria ridden meat caverns attached to ugly geriatrics. This is how you get people to stop fapping. This shit is a masturbation deterrent.

Can I blame AlohaTube for this? Absolutely not. It’s their job to rake in the content with respect for the tags that the video came in with. All of these videos do indeed feature doctor porn. There’s no lie there. There is no misdirection. You do indeed get to see doctors and patients getting all kinds of fucked up. It’s true to what you expected to see. That being said, I don’t remember asking for decrepit vaginas. Holy hell, I wish I could unsee this shit.

The Beauty Between the Beasts

If you could somehow navigate your eyes in-between all the geriatric pussies and only really focus on the young bitches on this site, then you might possibly have a really great time. For every five videos that feature ugly grannies, there’s at least one that showcases a hot nubile babe getting an OBGYN examination or something to that tune. These girls get penetrated, dominated and absolutely decimated by doctors who are clearly very concerned about their wellbeing. These same doctors also believe that their cum is the cure to every ailment and it’s best administered as a suppository, so you know you can trust their medical opinions.

I really like these young babes. I fapped to a few videos featuring nubile beauties on AlohaTube and I was quite satisfied. Also, the aforementioned European presence among these pages helps introduce a bit of variety among the body types and facial structures of the babes. The one thing I don’t like about western porn is that all the pornstars are trying to conform to one singular body type. Now don’t get me wrong – I dislike landwhales as much as the next guy. But, show me a random 25-year-old with giant tits and thick thighs and I’m ready to bust a nut, especially she comes as a surprise. There countless such wonderful mammaries that all come as a surprise on AlohaTube’s doctor section. I love these bitches.

The Popular Play

There’s a lot of experimentation across these videos in terms of who gets to play the doctor and what they get to do. Most of the time it’s a one-on-one interaction between a man and a woman of similar age, with the occasional video of an older doctor with a younger female patient. Still, the play is roughly the same across most of these, especially towards the start of the video. A female patient comes in for either a physical check up or a gynecological one. Both times the doctor starts off kind of professionally. For a moment you forget that he’s not a real doctor. Or, maybe he is and this is just how he’s paying off his student loans. Whatever the case – the action starts slow. There’s a stethoscope, a pussy clamp, a tongue depressor and so on. It takes a few minutes for the doctor to swap out the tongue depressor for his cock. That’s for the tonsil checkup; that comes after.

Anyways, the doctors start off professionally and meticulously and then they either slip into a more sexual mood and start romancing their patients, or alternatively, they stay kind of serious and stern while they do all kinds of weird shit. By weird shit I mean they play with the girl’s vaginas, assholes and titties, but not in any way I’ve ever seen before. They don’t eat them out or suck their nipples. They take their temperature, but they do so anally, of course. They insert medical objects into the various holes. They pinch the vagina in awkward ways as if they’re testing for some kind of malady. And, of course, they perform manual breast cancer exams. Half of this shit writes itself.

Sub-Par Video Quality

Between the European sourcing and the fact that most of these videos are kind of ancient, the video quality among AlohaTube’s doctor videos is lacking across the board. For the most part you end up watching 720p videos, but they’re clearly either compressed or they were never clear to begin with. We used to get these kinds of videos back in the early 2000s, when digital cameras were just not capable of outputting a high-quality file. Everything was a bit too blurry for no reason.

I’m seeing a RealityKings video on here, for example, that features proper production with a director, a cameraman and a dedicated studio behind it, but the overall video fidelity is…quite terrible. I know that RealityKings would never fuck up this badly, so the video is either super old or it’s gone through several compressions and ended up here. The thing is – I don’t see compression artifacts among these videos. I see an overall low bar of quality set across the board. That’s what really gets my goat.

Honestly, I Like It

Then again, AlohaTube gives you access to all of this smut for free, so ultimately, this is a doctor porn section that you never have to pay for and there’s more than enough content on here to last you a lifetime.

I would recommend that you check out this section for a bit, even if you don’t give a shit about doctor porn specifically. I believe in the quality of what these people have put together. I think that doctor porn fits everyone’s preferences. And I didn’t speak of it much, but yes, there are indeed a lot of videos in which the doctor is female and the patient is male. So, if you’re on the prowl for that too, they’ve got you covered.