iXXX Farting

Welcome back to IXXX, everyone’s third favorite free porn tube aggregator. The internet is getting convoluted. PornHub’s taking all the clout. I don’t honestly know how to throw around superlatives. IXXX is a damn fine website that offers damn interesting faps, but fuck me if I can’t figure out a way to present it in a unique way. They rake in videos from premium and free porn tubes alike and all of these clips are displayed in one giant list of thumbnails. It’s that simple. The quality of the porn varies, especially in terms of resolution and production value, but that’s the whole point of catch-all porn tubes – the random spread. You narrow it down with genre tags. In this case, we’re looking at farting. Or should I say, smelling?

Can you really see a fart? I’m glad you asked. Yes, you can. You just need to zoom the fuck in on the asshole and enjoy the good vibrations. Dear God, I can’t believe I’ve sunken this low. I’m reviewing taint vibrations. They’re… good, I guess? Look, you’re the fart expert. I specialize in two things: porn and pussy. Fart porn is mostly fart and very little porn, though some porn producers do try to squeeze in some lateral action to get the picky straight-edge bastards like me to stop complaining. It’s safe to say that 90% of the farting content on IXXX can’t be enjoyed by mainstream porn admirers. You have to be a fart fetishist. There’s no way around it. This content is just not inherently sexy, unless you count the nudity involved. Normally, naked babes are more than enough content for me to rub one out, but my God, it’s hard to fap to this content with the volume on.

An Inspiration to Fart

There are way more people making porn these days, more than ever before. Thanks entirely to the internet, every single fuckable bitch out there is either considering making her own porn or already dabbling in the art. A lot of babes out there are making porn all on their own and the smart ones know that to stay afloat, they have to compete for traffic. How do you do that best? Easy. You make porn that fits within a popular search term that isn’t saturated in content. That’s where fart porn comes in handy.

It's a perfectly easy genre to get into without a lot of time or effort. It’s not like fisting where you really need to do your stretches and spend half your earnings on premium lubricant. Everyone farts. All you really need by way of equipment is some loaded Mexican food and you’re good to go. Hell, some of these girls actually eat the damn Mexican food in the actual videos. They also eat a lot of pizza, for some reason. I didn’t know pizza made you gassy, but here’s the proof. It works.

Solo Farting Adventures

The aforementioned solo babes try to make a name for themselves and get found easily by fart fetishists by making fart porn that really sticks out. They experiment a lot. They try to take fart porn to the next level, in relatively straightforward ways. Obviously, there’s going to be farting featured in every single video on this section of IXXX. But how the farting is going to be presented is a mystery until you dive in.

A lot of these girls combine farting fetishism with other forms of sexual pleasure that are easy to mix in. For example, you’ve got bitches that fart while wearing diapers. Then, there’s the girls that shove dildos up their pussies while they pass gas. Some of them even sit over their cameras so that you can really stare into their assholes while they stretch them open with farts. It’s all good clean fun and I’m glad cameras can’t capture smells. I even saw a babe do fart porn underwater, in her bathtub. It made the little bubbles and everything. How anyone manages to masturbate to this shit is beyond me.

Sound Over Video

The girls that make this smut are very clearly aware of the fact that farts are more about the sound than the visual, and so they mix in the actual farting with any visuals that they think you might find arousing. A lot of these girls pose their naked bodies showing off their perfect tits and round plump asses, while they rip loud farts, giving you everything you wanted and more. This is roughly the part where I can fap, provided I turn the volume down. For me, the farts break the excitement. For you, I guess they’re an added spice.

As for farts as a main event, well, there are girls on IXXX that try to make porn clips that feature farts throughout, but it’s not easy. A lot of them resort to eating gas inducing food while they’re farting, so that they get more farts down the line, but it’s not easy to keep farting for 30 minutes at a time. These clips are shorter, but they do indeed feature farting throughout. There are also quite a lot of loaded compilation videos. Those are better for you if what you want is to see and hear nothing but farts, non-stop for a longer period of time.

Farting With a Friend

The solo performances might be the most innovative, but they have one serious downside – independent babes rarely include other people in their videos. The premium content, on the other hand, almost always has another person aside from the farting bitch. So, it’s either lesbian farting content or straight farting content, but there’s someone there to smell the farts. That’s what matters. The lesbian farting content is kind of played for the audience, so they both fart while they make out or rub each other’s pussies. But the straight farting content is where it’s at.

I’m just going to go out on a limb and assume that since you love the sound, smell and visual of female farts, you must also be extremely submissive with women. If that’s the case, then you’ll most certainly like the straight fart porn videos on IXXX. They almost exclusively feature men who submit to the domination of a female fart master. The dudes are pretty much stuck in slave mode. It’s great stuff. It’s not for me, of course, but I’m sure you’ll love it.

Hot Babes Abound

I was surprised to see how many gorgeous girls there were on IXXX’s fart section. Between the independent productions and the professional smut, most of the babes I saw here were absolutely gorgeous. I was going by association – farts are gross so the girls must be gross, but as it turns out, gorgeous babes can fart just as well as truck drivers do. Surprising, I know. I was under the impression that hot chicks are incapable of farting, but it would appear that was a myth. In truth, hot babes save up the gas, over many months then they expel it all in one go on camera. Then, they put those videos on porn tubes and IXXX picks up from there.

IXXX has a way of floating the hottest babes to the top of every results page and the farting section is no exception to this rule. All of these babes are properly gorgeous and I am personally proud to say that I fapped to many of them, with the sound off of course. A lot of these babes also make non-fart related porn so there’s that. If you see one you really like but you’re not into gas, you can check her out elsewhere. All in all, I give this fart section a real gold star both for execution and dedication to the art of farting.

Mostly Free

As you might have noticed, a lot of the videos on IXXX have these little dollar symbols on them. They serve to signify that the destination video is actually not available for viewing unless you pony up the dough. This is not a limitation on part of IXXX, it’s just how the destination video is being served. Most of the paid videos that I found were on Clips4Sale, meaning you’d have to buy them individually at what I consider to be exorbitant prices, so fuck that noise. If you’re flush with cash, go ahead, no-one will stop you. I still think that you’ll have a better time enjoying the free smut instead.

If you’re looking for a one-stop shop solution for all things fart porn, IXXX’s fart section might be the best choice for you. I really love what I’m seeing here. The quality is on point, new videos get uploaded regularly and most of the content is free. Plus, there are no annoying ads. You can’t beat that kind of simplicity. IXXX are doing their best to compete.