BDSM Board

What do you expect me to say? The entire goddamn review is in the title. BDSMBoard is an image board and textual forum that deals in all things BDSM. This couldn’t be more obvious if the site itself arrived covered in shackles and diagnosed daddy issues. It’s a welcoming place, to be sure. It’s also a relatively tame destination considering the subject matter that is being shared on here. As far as I can tell, the folks here adore BDSM content, but they’re not big on sadism or masochism when they’re doing business. BDSMBoard is very neatly organized and very respected by its members. They have safe words and they rarely need to use them. You know what I mean? They’re on the up and up.

Everyone on BDSMBoard is clearly here to have a good time and share some quality content with other members of the site. I’m overjoyed at seeing these kinds of forums because fetishes very much deserve to have their own home where they can be studied, discussed and most importantly proliferated. Without camaraderie, how would you know that your fetish is perfectly acceptable and respected? You need to find yourself some like minded crazy people with whom you can enjoy the idea of women getting violently beaten for no good reason. I’m sorry, I was kidding. Of course, there’s a reason. They want it, they deserve it and they need it. Just for your information, BDSM can have male subjects of punishment, but that’s kind of gay, so I’m just going to focus on the ins and outs of beating the crap out of women, consensually and with love.

Excellent Design

“Husbands, love your wives, and do not be harsh with them” – Colossians 3:19. Sometimes I wish I had a small dick, seriously – Rocco Siffredi. “If the cock doesn’t fit, push harder” – Me. Ok, humor break over, let’s talk about BDSMBoard, but in a serious tone. The website’s overall design gives forum vibes, because it’s a forum. It’s cookie cutter. They used a script. I have zero qualms with this. Forum scripts are a godsend. They always work the way that they’re supposed to and the sites themselves always look great regardless of the device you’re using to browse. I tried BDSMBoard on my phone and lo and behold, it’s absolutely perfect. That’s the beauty of a properly vetted website script.

Granted, the mobile version is blue for some fucking reason whereas the PC version is entirely black and grey. I prefer the colors on the PC version. That being said, the color shift is a small price to pay for having a perfectly responsive mobile site. It runs better than an app. That’s impressive shit. Plus, it loads lightning quick. I wouldn’t expect any less from a website that mostly contains text and some occasional images. Speaking of images, other than the banner on the top of the screen, there is no visual impediment on the site to get in the way of your enjoyment. I haven’t seen a single ad on this site for some reason and I’m very satisfied with that. This place is the free and all-encompassing holy land of BDSM. I couldn’t worship it harder if I wanted to.

Free Content Aplenty

Speaking of BDSM worship, what is the fetish without the content? Boring. This place is brimming with content. The folks on BDSMBoard are actively sweating to find new content for you to enjoy. They do this out of the goodness of their hearts and we should be damn grateful for the work they’re putting in. They properly catalogue and organize near infinite amounts of BDSM smut for the public to enjoy. They ask for nothing in return. This is whack ass shit. Who does this much work for free? I mean, I review the smut for free, but it’s not like I’m distributing anything. The only thing I distribute is semen and opinions that no-one asked for. But hey, you’re grateful for it, I know you are. So, I’ll keep doing it.

I mentioned content, yes? Well, that content is not hosted directly on BDSMBoard. It can’t be. This is a forum, plain and simple. There’s no room for video uploading on here. I don’t even think it’s possible. Plus, it would tank the site. Videos are heavy. Instead, the boys and girls on BDSMBoard post the listings for the actual videos that they’re sharing with a screenshot and a description and finally a download link. Those links lead to an external file sharing site, which for the most part seems to be FileBoom at least with all the recent uploads. There are other options available, but I’m seeing FileBoom on top of most of the recent posts, so I’m guessing that’s their current go-to.

External File Sharing

If you want to download these videos before you’re old enough to start growing a third set of teeth, you’re going to want to subscribe to a premium membership with the external file sharing site, otherwise you’ll have to wait forever and a fucking day to get your hands on a single video. The free download option is there, but it’s more of a gimmick than a functionality. You know this already. Am I happy about this? Absolutely fucking not. Is there any functional alternative currently available? Not really, no. I wish there was a better way, but what the fuck are they supposed to do? Host this shit on Google Drive? They can’t. It’s too big for that. They’d have to bend over backwards paying for hosting. This is the only viable free method, I’m afraid. You could always use BDSMBoard to find recommended content then try to download it elsewhere. It’s not like they’ll give a shit.

On top of the content documentation and sharing, there’s also a very healthy smattering of communication and discussion on BDSM and neighboring fetishes. Some of the threads deal in instructions and care, for people who are just now cutting their teeth on the punishment play. You’ll also find advanced discussions featuring experienced fetishists, though I have to say, the main purpose of the site seems to be content exchange.

Quality Ancient Smut

One thing that really sticks out about the smut on BDSMBoard is that most of it is rather fucking old. I’m not seeing modern productions here. Most of these movies originally came out on DVD and quite a few of them were VHS releases. Either way, that’s a bit before my time and certainly before yours. I mean, I remember DVDs, it wasn’t that long ago. Still, DVD only porn releases are a thing of the past. We’re way beyond that. No studio worth its porn is currently distributing pornography on plastic media. Shit’s expensive and utterly pointless. Plus, it can degrade really easily. It’s much wiser to distribute your porn digitally.

That being said, someone went through the trouble of moving all of this smut onto a computer and packing it in such a way that it can be shared online by like-minded BDSM lovers. The content ranges from extremely hot to extremely depraved. Some of these productions come with extremely unique setups that I haven’t really seen in recent porn productions. The late 90s and early 2000s were a wild time for porn. Producers were really trying to stick out as best they could. And sure, some of these movies were carried entirely by the marketing on the front of the box, but a lot of them actually had potential.

I’m seeing satanist shit, doctor shit, slave shit with all kinds of mixing and matching of bondage, penetration, high impact sexual violence, the works. No matter what kind of smut you’re into, if it falls under the BDSM umbrella, you’ll find it featured on BDSMBoard. Hell, they have a dedicated thread for piss videos, for fucks sakes. That’s how widely they’re casting their net.

I personally think that BDSMBoard is worth bookmarking, as long as you’re into BDSM content in general or you enjoy the lifestyle. If you like seeing women getting punished and loving it, then you’ve come to the right forum. You’ll find seemingly endless content on here as well as a long list of perverts such as yourself that you can hang out with and talk to about your fetish. I’m sure you’ll have a fantastic time. The entire damn website is completely free and it has been optimized to hell and back. It loads quickly, it runs great and it doesn’t ask for your money. Did I also mention that there are no ads? This place is a godsend.