AlohaTube Fisting

Have you ever been on the verge of fucking a really petite chick, and as she spreads her legs, you’re genuinely concerned that your quivering member will split her in half and have her screaming in pain? Of course you have, you girthy stud!

Any medical professional will tell you that a pussy is a remarkably versatile thing that can stretch far beyond its normal shape to accommodate a lot. Think of a woman’s cunt like a Stretch Armstrong toy, but obviously nowhere near as fun!

But, as with anything in this world, there is always that group of people who take a good thing and just have to push it to the very extreme. The humble stretching ability of a woman’s cunt is no exception. Allow me to introduce you to the fisting community.

Whilst most of us watch Mike Tyson throwing punches in his prime as a classic piece of boxing history, women in the fisting subculture bite their lip and imagine that mighty black fist being slathered in copious amounts of fisting lube and slamming into their pussy in a revolutionary new boxing move called “the uppercunt”. It’s all about perspective, I guess.

You’d probably be downright amazed at how many people are into fisting because, if the fisting porn section of AlohaTube.com is anything to go by, there’s a fuck tonne of folks who are actively involved in the kink in a bid to widen the circle of their friends. Pun. Fucking. Intended.

What’s The Deal With AlohaTube.com?

AlohaTube.com may not have the same prowess as some of the bigger porn giants, but it has a firm following and decent traffic. Oh, it’s worth pointing out that it has all to do with Hawaii. The only Hawaii porn I found on there featured white Americans having sex in an overpriced hotel room, which is a shame because watching a gigantic Hawaiian dude fuck a tiny island girl in a grass skirt sounds fun.

AlohaTube looks like a porn tube site but is kind of a mix. It is an aggregator that embeds porn videos from other sites and makes this clear in a disclaimer at the bottom of the site, but it also hosts a few porn flicks of its own at the same time. 

Nevertheless, it’s a no-bullshit porn site, and it’s clear that a lot of work has gone into building up a formidable portfolio of smut on here.

Design Of The Site

The design of Aloha Tube is pretty basic. But we’re not reinventing the wheel here; we wanna see people risking themselves being put in a wheelchair through immense levels of fisting.

At the top of the site, you have three basic filters to narrow your porn search; porn categories, top-rated porn movies, and most recent. 

The categories page is divided into fun-to-browse rows featuring four large featured images each. You have everything from MILFs and teens to the more specific stuff like cum swapping and double vaginal penetration. 

There’s even a beautifully named porn category simply labelled as “cunt”, which I assume is probably something for the British to enjoy.

Although when it comes to fisting categories, AlohaTube really comes into its own.

On the fisting category page, you’re welcomed with some thick thumbnails of featured fisting porn. These high-quality thumbnails of women’s most intimate holes being pushed to the limit take your attention away from the immensely shitty logo of the site and the equally horrendous diarrhoea brown background. 

Is that meant to remind us what can happen when anal fisting goes wrong? Aloha! I know, please don’t remind me about that!

The Fisting Porn on AlohaTube.com

If you’ve ever had first-hand experience with fisting, you’ll know that there’s much more to it than just whacking a hand up an ass or a pussy. There are many dynamics to the perverted world of fisting sex. Thankfully, AlohaTube gets it! Some of the categories dedicated to fisting on the site are:

● Vaginal fisting - Fingering is great, but you haven't lived until you’ve felt the warm, sloppy sensation of a woman’s pussy over the entirety of your hand. If you wanna see women turn their pussy into something that resembles a Heroes of Goo Jit Zu toy, then there’s an entire category dedicated to just that!

● Anal fisting - So, you respect the sanctity of the vagina and prefer to make women wear diapers for the rest of their lives. I get it; you’re a feminist. Well, Aloha has got you covered. There’s a shit load of ass-fisting action in the dedicated anal-fisting section.

● Double fisting - Wow, some people really do wanna watch the world burn, huh? Each to their own, but remember the consequences that sticking two fists in a woman will have for the men she fucks afterwards. It’ll be like throwing a sausage down a hallway, just like my ex. Have some respect for your fellow man!

Categories aside, the broad range of fisting porn on here is huge! The site boasts over 126,500 fisting videos, which is nothing to shake your fist at, right?

Amongst these extreme porn flicks is a broad spectrum of five-finger debauchery. You have petite teens who defy science by accommodating the hairy fist of what looks like a lumberjack who volunteers down at his local porn set on Sundays. 

You also have mature women who look like they spend most of their time “asking to see the manager” but get used like a fuckin’ sock puppet on weekends. I hate Karens, but seeing them fisted is something I can truly get behind. It’s great for them, too, as fisting must be a great way to release the rage they hold against that minimum-wage waitress who forgot to bring them their ranch sauce.

If there’s one thing I learned about fisting after discovering that biting the pillow doesn't help at all, it is that it’s a kink full of surprises. It’s made up of everyone from innocent-looking women who look like butter wouldn’t melt (although their vagina seems to) to those battle-hardened Bavarian whores with pussy piercings that look like they’ve stolen the Chicago Bean and stuck it in their labia. What the fuck, Germany?

If you want to see a hearty collection of pussies and asses wrecked beyond all recognition, you can’t go wrong with the fisting porn on AlohaTube. My personal favourite was the seemingly always blonde mature whores wrecking their asses until their bladder gave way to unleash an involuntary squirt all over the camera. Ohhh, the nurses in the retirement home are gonna fuckin’ hate you for your life choices, ladies.

Desktop Versus Mobile

The way I’ve described AlohaTube so far is about the desktop version. This version of the site is easy to navigate, loads pretty fast, and the thumbnails of all the videos are of high quality. 

On mobile, the videos and categories are split into rows of two thumbnails. But you can also flick a button in the right-hand corner to switch it to rows of larger, single thumbnails. When you click on a vid, and it’s a third-party site, you’re automatically taken to another tab. This gets annoying when you’re on your 28th fisting video and can’t be bothered to close all of the tabs behind you. 

Overall, the mobile browsing experience is fine. Still, due to the tab situation, I’d prefer to use AlohaTube on a desktop and use a different mobile porn site for jerking on the movie.

What I Like About The Site

It’s far from being as sleek and well-designed as some similar porn sites, but with over 126,500 fisting videos to enjoy alongside a wealth of other smut, it can go head-to-head with the rest.

The big thumbnails are a big plus for me. I’m a busy man with a lot of porn to get through. I need to see if that 58-year-old German train conductor's pussy is sufficiently wrecked enough for me to click on the video just by glancing at the thumbnail alone. Spoiler alert: It was. 

Seriously, what is it with Germans and fisting? Is it because we carpet-bombed the shit out of them in WW2? It would explain how the Japanese developed such hardcore porn tastes. My question is, what kind of porn is going to come out of Iraq and Afghanistan in the next decade?

When I don’t want to see a girl get dicked down, and I want to see her give reverse birth to an entire fuckin’ forearm instead, AlohaTube has a lot to satisfy my perversions. Well, until you click on some of the videos, that is.

What I Don’t Like About the Site

First off, Aloha Tube is kind of like Russian Roulette. You don’t know if the videos you’re about to click on will keep you on the site or redirect you to a third-party porn site. As I mentioned, it’s a mixture of a porn site and an aggregator. 

Porn sites can be a damn minefield when it comes to viruses and shit. So I dunno about you, but putting my trust into the faceless admin of a porn site to only redirect me to honourable and ethical fisting porn providers is pretty hard to do. 

Plus, the transition between AlohaTube and the external site can drag. The suspense of waiting for my video to load and hoping I don’t get a fistful of malware shoved up my rectum is probably the same level of suspense the women in the videos feel as they watch their partner slather lube all over their hands whilst manically laughing like The Joker.

The shitty logo looks like something a retarded woman made on clipart whilst being fisted at the same time (you try it sometime!). 

Also, there’s the color scheme in the background. As I mentioned, it looks like diarrhoea brown, which isn’t my jam when I’m trying to respectfully jerk my dick to a ruined cunt and ass with a fist inside.

Suggestions I Have For AlohaTube.com

It’s super easy to get a decent logo designed these days and not expensive. AlohaTube is a decent porn site with a lot of smut on offer, so sort out a logo that doesn’t look like a throwback to Microsoft Paint!

Yeah, I’m not leaving it alone. Change that fuckin’ background color! It looks like Kaitlin Bennett’s shitty khakis (you know she carries, right?). I’m into a lot of nasty shit, but not that. Change it to pussy pink, BDSM red, or ominous black.

Conclusion

If you’re looking to indulge in thousands upon thousands of fisting porn videos, and don’t mind being redirected to third-party porn sites sometimes, then Aloha Tube is worth checking out. 

They’ve put serious effort into their categories and recognized the need for separate filters surrounding fisting porn. However, they’ve failed at the last hurdle when it comes to a sleek and attractive sight design, which detracts from the site overall.