xHamster Fisting

Welcome back to XHamster – everyone’s second favorite free porn tube. Ah, XHamster. Will you ever manage to break through to number one? Probably not. But it doesn’t matter. When I want to watch something so fucked up that I have to close the blinds to make sure no-one spots me through the windows, well, I go to XHamster. When I want to watch the kind of smut that requires me to be in incognito mode and using a VPN just in case someone’s tracking my fapping activity, I go to XHamster. Hell, when I want to have an all out cum explosion fest in my pants, I go to XHamster damn it. There is porn out there that’s too hardcore for the top dogs, but XHamster has a strict no judgment policy when it comes to depravity.

Look at all that lovely exposition I just gave you. I don’t get paid extra to be poetic you know. I do it because I care. I care about you and I care about your fetishes. Today, daddy’s serving up some quality fisting porn. Are you pumped? I sure am. I checked out a couple of fisting videos on XHamster for this review in order to really get in the right mindset. By that I mean I’ve done nothing but masturbate to fisting porn on XHamster for the past eight days. I have no regrets, but I am a little bruised. Ever heard of blue balls? Yeah, well, I’m suffering from a lateral condition – blue cock. My cock is blue. It’s dead. It’s gone. It needs time to recover. While it sleeps, I’m about to give you the 411 on why and how fisting porn on XHamster is a fucking staple of porn and a much-needed component of a good day.

Fetishism Over Video Quality

There is a very important, but seldom discussed metric for determining how good the fetish porn is on a given free porn tube. Fetishes are depraved by definition. That’s the idea behind them. You want to see something off. Something unique. Most of the time, the fetish you’re after is fucked to no end. Fisting is a great example. It’s tough. It’s extreme. Often times it’s very painful. It can’t be done casually by your average porn star. It takes practice. So, when you’re watching fetish porn you ideally want to see the people within the videos take it as far as they can go. You want them to go far beyond just the tip – you know what I’m saying?

Free porn tubes generally care about the quality of the videos that they provide, but they measure said quality in terms of resolution and age. The newer the better. The bigger the better. This is all well and good when you’re judging porn in general. High resolutions are awesome. However, if given the choice between watching a wonky shitfest with amazing fisting and a high quality 4K video of casual anal fingering, I’d pick the shitfest every time. Video quality is useless if the video itself doesn’t give me what I want and today I want to see fisting. I want to see the worst fisting. I want to see the best fisting. I want to gaze upon such anal decimation that I’d be afraid to take a shit myself, even though I haven’t been gaping.

XHamster Understands Fetishism

Your average top tier porn tube’s fisting section is loaded with recent high-resolution videos that feature the hottest women in porn getting their asses gaped as far as they’ll go. Problem is, the average pornstar’s ass can’t go very far. It takes real talent to gape the ass to an epic degree. Enter XHamster. Their fisting videos are taken from random productions across the ages, going as far back as the 90s. You’ll probably find something significantly older if you dig far enough.

The point is that when you check out a fetish like fisting on XHamster, you get a megaton of videos of varying qualities, sources, formats and themes, all connected by the most extreme implementations of the fetish. The videos I’m seeing here take fisting to a whole new level. You only need the first fucking results page to figure this out. I opened a video at random when I first got here and I saw a cute redhead getting absolutely wrecked by a dude in a sex scene so hot that it etched itself into my mind. She didn’t give a shit. She was casually relaxed throughout the whole thing. The dude straight up shoved several horse-cock sized toys up her ass at once and she didn’t flinch. This is the kind of gaping I want to see, damn it. Don’t give me none of that gentle mild half-insertion shit. Destroy the asshole for my pleasure! I demand it!

Digital Whores are All the Rage

Ever since OnlyFans kindly showed the world that women would rather make their own porn than work at the mercy of a porn production studio, we’ve accepted this as gospel and free porn tubes have been soaking up this new form of content like sponges. I’m willing to bet that there are more independent porn performers out there right now than there are actual pornstars. I can’t prove it. Don’t quote me.

The end result of this debauchery is that sites like XHamster are loaded with fetish content, like fisting, in which independent whores try to push the limits of the fetish both as a challenge to themselves and as motivation for a growing fanbase. They’re trying to outdo professional porn, at home, alone and they’re doing a great fucking job. It makes sense when you think about it. When these babes make the smut at home, they can take as long as they want to warm up. They can get comfortable and do as much prep as needed. They can pace themselves and even record several videos in a row in order to get the perfect shot. They’re running their own fisting innovation program and all that smut ends up on XHamster.

Fisting, Anthropologically

You can learn a lot about the human race and about our different cultures by watching fisting videos. For example, did you know that if you fist a girl in Australia, you have to rotate your hand counter-clockwise in order to get deeper inside of her, whereas the opposite is true in the northern hemisphere? Crazy stuff. Along the way, you might also see how they do fisting in Germany, as there are many German clips on here that feature this fetish. The Germans are known for being more methodical than most. They like to get things done right. That’s what makes the German fisting videos on XHamster extremely dedicated and focused. They don’t fist a little bit. They fist thoroughly. It’s almost as if they’re trying to break a record or something.

There’s so much more cultural influence in these videos. Japanese fisting clips, for example, teach you that Japanese babes will scream bloody murder when they’re being fisted, but they also do it even before they’re being fisted. Hell, they do it even before they take their clothes off. For some reason, Japanese babes love clipping the microphone. Perhaps Japanese men are genetically predisposed to be hard of hearing, so Japanese women have evolved over time to be louder to compensate. If, however, Japanese men have perfect hearing and my assumption is off, I can tell you with certainty that they will indeed go deaf eventually because guess what? – Japanese women squeal so hard they’ll pierce straight through your eardrums and scramble your brain. Oh well, at least it’s the hot kind of screaming.

Fap Now. Fap Hard

Between the countless inspired amateur fetishists and the professional pornstars on XHamster’s fisting section, you’re looking at a gigantic library of extreme penetration videos that only get better as you explore further. The fisting section here lists 622 pages as of the time I’m writing this review. This number will grow. Not every video on this section actually features fisting, as is the case across most porn tubes – some people love to tag their videos with unapplicable tags, for marketing reasons. Still, at least 95% of all the videos here are relevant. It’s a decent ratio. You can overlook the pointless crap without too much effort.

If you like fisting, or are a fan of vaginal and anal gaping in general, you are going to have a hell of a time on XHamster’s fisting section. I don’t normally dole out comments like a spokesperson and no-one’s paying me to say nice things about anyone. I can say whatever the fuck I want and what I want to say right now is: This fisting porn is to die for. My personal favorite type of fisting porn on here is the homemade smut that features multiple girls and no dudes, but I leave that choice up to you. Fap to whatever kind of fisting you want.