Hole Hunter

Let me ask you something. If you ever had a chance to see what is all the fuss about glory holes, would you try and see for yourself? This was a rhetorical question because I don’t know a guy who would refuse a nice blowjob from a hot girl. You don’t come across glory holes every day, or in the cases of most people, ever in your life, so if you happen to stumble on one, make sure you check it out and possibly have the time of your life with a complete stranger.

Today, we aren’t talking about any porn site where we watch some nice glory hole porn. We are over that, so let’s see where we can actually find a hole in the wall behind awaits a pleasant surprise. Yes, there is actually a site that shows you all the known locations where you can get your dick sucked by some stranger by simply putting your dick in a dark hole. It sounds scary when I say it like this, but if you don’t take risks, you might miss out on some fantastic things.

Should you trust these locations

Absolutely fucking not! I have no way to check whether Holehunter.com is legit, but it seems like it has some legit locations. I certainly won’t be the one who tells you to go to this site, select your location, and go to the closest place to you to have some excellent fun. I don’t want to be the reason you get an STD or something worse. Do this at your own risk, and I wouldn’t recommend going alone to an unknown location. If you watch enough horror movies, you know that nothing good can happen if you go alone in the dark!

I was always a skeptic, so I didn’t know whether I should try going to one of these locations. If I do decide to check out whether this is true or not, I definitely am not going to go alone. I’d want to have some friends nearby if the worst thing happens. I managed to live without glory holes all these years, so I think I can survive a few more years until I find some legitimate place where people please each other.

You’re probably asking yourself how you can find the closest glory hole to your location. That was the first thing that crossed my mind as well because that’s the only fucking thing that matters. It’s actually much easier than you think. You have to open up the drop menu, click on specify a location and choose where you are. Sounds simple enough, doesn’t it? If that’s too hard for you, I have some bad news!

Outdated or simple design, but there’s really no need for something better

Usually, I get pissed off whenever I see a site with some shitty outdated design, but I made an exception this time. Honestly, this isn’t a porn site or actually a site with any type of content. You just have a long list of locations, and that is it. You don’t need anything modern to find your way around this site. However, it was kind of weird to use a site like this one since I’m not quite used to this type of interface.

I would like to point out one thing that bothers me here and on any other site that uses the same shitty design. There are no pages here, so everything this site has is on one page, and you have to keep scrolling down like an idiot until you find what you are looking for. It would be much better if everything loaded right away, but that’s not the case. Once you reach the bottom of the site, you have to wait a few seconds for more locations to load. It doesn’t take long, but it’s just dull.

On top of that, I have no idea how these locations are sorted. I’m guessing you’ll see the closest locations to you first, but the overall design sucks. They should consider doing something about it because I’m pretty sure many people lose interest in this site after a few minutes of scrolling down endlessly. I’m not an expert, but there’s a lot of unused space on both sides of the website, so they could have used that space to add a few likes to locations and fill up 100% of the space they have available.

Better be safe than sorry!

When it comes to glory holes, you should be extremely careful! You never know who you’re going to fuck, so as far as you know, you might have put your dick in some slut who has numerous STDs. No one would like to risk getting sick or even worse just to stick a dick in some bad stretched out pussy. You can do a few things to protect yourself, so let’s cover those things before moving on to other things.

First of all, wear a fucking condom! I shouldn’t be the one who tells you this thing. I get it if you want to get a blowjob without a condom, but if you decide to fuck a complete stranger in a dark room where you’ve never been before, better glove up! Do you know how many people are there who have all kinds of diseases and don’t give a fuck if they infect you or not? All they want is to fuck for 5 minutes and continue their fucked up lives.

If you’ve done some weird shit and don’t know who you’ve been, why not go to a clinic and test yourself? Hole Hunter actually has a link that will redirect you to a site where you can make an appointment for STD tests. I know that these tests can be pretty uncomfortable, but I would rather be uncomfortable for a few minutes than be sick for the rest of my life. The link you find here is just one of the many available, so whether you go with the clinic they recommend or some other one, the important thing is you get tested on time!

You can fuck pretty much anyone

I don’t know why I even mention this shit. God only knows who’s on the other side of that hole. It might be a dude. It might be the hottest girl in the area or just some nasty skank. That’s the exciting part of the glory hole. You might get the best blowjob ever and not know who gave you that fantastic pleasure. It might be better not to find out because imagine having the time of your life until you find out the person giving you a blowjob is some big gay dude. I certainly wouldn’t like to have that experience because I’m not into guys!

This site lets you leave comments on various posts, meaning you can get in touch with some people in the area by leaving your phone number in the comments. I’m not so sure about this part because am I really willing to leave my number on some shady site hoping to get in touch with a smoking hot chick who can’t wait to suck my dick. There are better ways to get some nice pussy.

I agree that setting up a meeting with someone you’ve connected with on some basis is much better than hooking up with a complete stranger, but once again, it is pretty risky if you ask me. Imagine leaving your number for everyone to see, and a bunch of people start calling you in the middle of the night and bothering you. Yeah, fuck that! I’ll consider that once I know that this site is 100% safe and people actually get what they are looking for!

You’d be surprised by the number of glory holes in your area. Guess what the first thing I did when I opened this site was. Of course, I fucking checked if there was a place near me where I could get a free blowjob. Honestly, I was kind of shocked once I realized that one place was closer than I thought. Actually, I was passing by that place multiple times while going to the store and never fucking knew I could get a blowjob before purchasing groceries or something else.

Fuck a stranger, but do it at your own risk

Glory holes have been around for quite a while now, but never before have I had a chance to actually try one in my hometown. Thanks to this site, I have a list of all the known locations where you can get a blowjob or fuck a stranger, but the thing is that you don’t know who is on the other side of that hole. It might be some lovely chick, but it might be a gay dude or some slut with a million STDs.