HQporner Gloryhole

Are you the type of person who hates seeing a man’s cum face but loves the sight of hot jizz spraying out of his dick all over the hungry tongue of a girl on her knees? Well, it sounds like you need to indulge in some Gloryhole porn, which is a hell of a lot safer than visiting a real Gloryhole!

I fondly remember my ex-girlfriend telling me about the time she visited a Gloryhole. When she saw the hole in the wall, she dropped to her knees, fondled her tits and whispered, “Daddy. I've been a very naughty girl." But a male voice spoke back, "You've got the right idea, but it's, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'"

Gloryhole porn has become really popular in recent years since the whole premise of Gloryhole sex has transcended from a taboo subject closely associated with the gayz to something that all sexual orientations can masturbate themselves silly too.

Now, instead of men using them to dodge draconian anti-gay laws and suck some dick (ignore if you live in the Middle East), Gloryholes are used by straight people too! They’re especially popular amongst men and women who hate looking a sex partner in the eye when all they want is some nice, anonymous pussy/dick and no bullshit pillow talk afterwards.

Today, we’re gonna look through the hole to see what the Gloryhole section of HQ Porner has to offer. Will it pass with flying colors? Or will it simply go down in a blaze of Gloryholes? Let’s find out!

What Is “Gloryhole Porn”?

If you don’t know what a Gloryhole is by now, well, don’t look into it… No, seriously, you need to get out more! When I was younger, they were usually urban myths. Everyone had heard of one, but nobody had ever actually seen one. When I got older, I realised they were far from a myth.

Gloryhole porn is centred around fake porn scenarios or real clips of amateur people having nasty, anonymous, and pretty fuckin’ dodgy sex through a sticky-ass hole in a random wall. Usually, these grimy porn masterpieces are in a public toilet, as that’s where Gloryholes are traditionally found.

With the fake porn scenarios, the storyline usually involves a woman wandering into a sleazy public toilet in a gas station, truck stop, or an adult bookstore. Then, an enormous cock will appear through the wall, and hilarity ensues! Well, unless you count respectable-looking women taking anonymous anal creampies from dudes who hang out in a truck stop bathroom hilarious, it’s not actually that funny.

And then you have the real Gloryhole gangsters uploading their amateur videos. These women count going into these sleazy dens of shady ass people and fucking any crusty cock that comes through the wall as a legitimate hobby. Condoms seem to be frowned upon, and creampies are generally a given. I mean, each to their own, but maybe these women should take up a safer hobby, such as playing Warhammer or, I don’t know, doing shots of Soviet-era jet fuel. I mean, the latter might kill whatever shit you’d probably pick up at a Gloryhole.

Gloryhole porn is a unique blend of anonymous hot sex, risky behaviour, and downright sleaze, which is why I fuckin’ love it!

Who doesn’t love watching people go to public bathrooms in shady porn cinemas and risk being stabbed from the comfort of their homes? Since LiveLeak went down, it’s the best we can hope for.

What Is HQ Porner?

HQ Porner is a pretty formidable stronghold of high-quality smut. According to its homepage, it boasts over 48477 videos which might seem small compared to other porn tube sites, but it is quite a lot considering all of them are HD.

Yep, this site doesn’t let any pixel get in the way of a beautiful cumshot, a slippery creampie, or the thrash of a Dominatrix’s whip, which naturally needs a high FPS rate. 

There’s a fuck load of categories on HQ Porner ranging from broad topics like MILF to niche stuff like girls squeezing their own tits. But the category my porn-hungry dick is lusting after today is Gloryhole porn.

So what does HQ Porner offer the average Gloryhole enthusiast?

The Gloryhole Porn on HQ Porner

When I reviewed HQ Porner, they had 114 Gloryhole videos on offer. It’s not a shit load, but, again, they’re all in sweet HD, which means I don’t have to sift through grainy ass footage all day, so I’ll give them a pass for that. At this quality, I can almost smell the interior of the Gloryhole booths! I mean, almost, but not really. Thank fucking god!

Most of these videos are professionally made, including almost every episode of the infamous Czech Gloryhole club, which is an incredible piece of porn, especially in full HD.

There were also a few videos of Hispanic female cleaners who, to their surprise, find a Gloryhole mid-way through their shift. When a dick appears, they neglect their duties, drop to their knees and suck cock all day until they clock off and go home. And people want the minimum wage to be raised? I mean, this shit is fantastic to look at, but fuck that!

You also have some major pornstars on here, such as Adriana Chechik, putting in work at the local Gloryhole. But, as I said, this site caters for high-quality porn, so you won’t find much in the way of real amateur Gloryhole porn to enjoy here.

I mean, anyone who brings a 4K capable camera into a real truck stop toilet with a Gloryhole is a braver person than me, that’s for sure. If they do, I guess the words “risk assessment” aren’t in their fuckin’ vocabulary, are they?

The Design of HQ Porner

Overall, HQ Porner is a pretty solid porn tube site. It’s easy to navigate and nice to look at. It doesn't overwhelm you with spammy ads like most fuckin’ porn sites do these days, and finding the smut you want is straightforward. 

In fact, from what I could see, their only ad was for a premium Brazzers membership. This is fine, as long as there are no “grow your dick by three inches in three hours” ads, etc.

What I Like About HQ Porner

There’s a lot to like about HQ Porner. It’s free, loads fast, and the selection of porn there is awesome. There’s a lot to be said for a site that is picky about the porn it hosts when so many other sites choose to flood theirs with shit quality smut.

I also appreciate the lack of pop-up ads and spammy shit. HQ Porner has opted for one ad partner to support themselves, and it's a high-quality partner to boot. 

Plus, the video category pages are neatly categorised into two-column rows of videos with big fat thumbnails as girthy as the cocks sliding through the high-traffic Gloryholes I’m enjoying. This is great for me because I hate squinting at my computer screen and getting pre-cum on my glasses as I physically zoom in to see exactly what porn I’m looking at. 

HQ Porner also has a dark mode to view the site, which is perfect for virtually getting into that sleazy Gloryhole atmosphere!

What I Don’t Like About HQ Porner

I could flawlessly jerk my dick to some high-quality Gloryhole porn, so there isn’t much I didn’t like. If I had to pick something, it’d be the lack of real amateur Gloryhole porn on here. 

Because sometimes it’s just awesome to watch real people doing wild sexual shit that they’ll probably regret soon after, in the same way I do as soon as I cum to it. 

But overall, I’m not fussy about the difference between pro and amateur Gloryhole porn, as the pro stuff is just as good, although not as edgy, as the amateur stuff. And at the end of the day, it's just another prick in the wall, right?

Suggestions That I Have For HQ Porner

I recommend HQ Porner extend its Gloryhole porn selection and add a dedicated category. Right now, you can only access it by physically searching for “Gloryhole” in the search bar. Also, they should try and diversify the category with some amateur stuff. I mean, there have to be some people out there who’ve been dumb enough to walk into a Gloryhole toilet with a 4K camera, right?

Conclusion

If you want to check out some of the most well-produced Gloryhole porn in exceptionally high quality, HQ Porner likely has something to float your glorious boat. 

You do have to accept a lack of amateur Gloryhole porn to get a varied array of high-quality, studio-made smut, which isn’t a bad swap. 

In conclusion, HQ Porner is a well-designed and easy-to-use site with a decent Gloryhole porn section. With the only ads used being Brazzers, it’s a safe site to fulfil your Gloryhole needs, too.