JustSwallows.co

Just Swallows! In this sex-riddled world of ours, there are spitters, and there are swallowers. And when I talk about the former, I’m not talking about women who’ve tasted cum for the first time and freak the fuck out when they realise it doesn’t take like whipped cream. I’m talking about the women who value cum so much that they spit it out and smear it all over their faces and body before slurping it back up.

This brings me to today's filthy topic, a little website called JustSwallows.co, which, ironically, doesn’t feature many women who “just swallow” at all. In fact, it’s a fucking rollercoaster of an instruction video showing you how many ways you can have fun with cum.

Like most men, I’ve dedicated quite a decent chunk of my life to studying the fine art of women being blasted with baby batter. But, like most alpha dudes, I don’t like looking a guy in the eye as he cums. 

This is where Gloryhole porn comes to save the day. But does JustSwallows.co deliver on this front? Or does it go down worse than a cumshot straight to the eye from a man who’s just consumed his own body weight in pineapple juice?

Today, we find out!

What is JustSwallows.co?

JustSwallows.co is a porn tube site dedicated to bitches who are outright addicted to men’s cum (what’s the recognised medical term for that?). The site admins claim to spend countless hours trawling through the stickiest corners of the internet to find the most notorious cum-guzzling whores around and share them with YOU!

A lot of people discover JustSwallows.co through its Gloryhole porn (which we’ll get to shortly), but the site is equally popular amongst the entire spectrum of cum porn lovers due to its other spunk categories that are equally so fully loaded; I guess you could call them blue-balled.

The site has content from notorious jizz porn producers such as Premium Bukkake and German Goo Girls (the Goo is cum). If you think you’ve seen it all when it comes to girls swallowing cum, then I’m sure the range of content on this site will broaden your horizons. 

Whether you want to see women line up in front of twenty guys who are determined to make a scientific breakthrough by making her throat pregnant or just watch a dumb 18-year-old realise there’s no such thing as “easy money” as she scrapes the Bonkjuice from her hair, JustSwallows.co is also pretty easy to navigate and find what you want. Speaking of which.., 

Design of JustSwallows.co

JustSwallows.co is based on a standard porn tube template which is nothing special but so easy to navigate and get to grips with that even a 40-year-old Bukkake MILF high on cock nectar could do it. 

The logo is a rip-off of Pornhub with a black and red color scheme. You have a large search bar to seek out the specific cum smut you’re after. The main menu directs you to the latest videos (which is also the homepage), hottest cum videos, and channels (featured porn producers like BJ Raw and Gloryhole Secrets), and then you have hashtag categories. 

The hashtag categories range from deepthroat blowjobs and cum swallowing to Bukkake and spunk porn compilations. But first and foremost, one of the site’s most popular categories, and the reason you’re probably reading this, is Gloryhole porn!

Each category is neatly divided into pages featuring five rows of five videos. As well as the duration, the videos feature the title and producer but not much else. You can’t see the resolution, user rating, etc., from the outset.

The Gloryhole Porn on JustSwallows.co

Cum and gloryholes go hand in hand, and JustSwallows isn’t lacking in Gloryhole porn. This site has an incredible 58 pages of Gloryhole porn collected from across the internet. Most of the porn here is embedded from third-party sites like XHamster, etc.

However, whilst there’s a load of Gloryhole porn on here, the site admins haven’t diversified regarding the content they’ve sourced. The vast majority of videos featured here are by Gloryhole Secrets, PortaGloryhole or Gloryhole Swallows, which I suspect are all produced by the same team. If they’re not, they’re all pretty fuckin’ similar.

Don’t get me wrong; this is some elite-level Gloryhole porn produced by all three. The theme is women stepping into a dark Gloryhole booth and sucking as much cock as possible. In the bottom corner, there’s usually a counter tally that racks up every dick they drain. 

If you have absolutely fuck all better to do with your life, you can treat the girls like your favourite football team and follow their scoreboard religiously. You can call it the Gentleman’s Relish League or, even better, get out of the house and go to a real Gloryhole…

However, remember that pretty much all of the Gloryhole content produced by pro porn channels is fake. If you’re looking for real amateur whores walking into the lion's den of porn cinemas, adult bookstores, and public toilet gloryholes where it’s 50/50 that you’ll get laid or stabbed, then this is not the place.

Desktop/Mobile Experience

On a desktop, I found the website to run so-so until you actually want to watch videos. From the outset, the ad doesn’t seem overwhelming when it comes to ads, and it’s quite easy to browse the Gloryhole porn or other cum-themed content here uninterrupted. But, again, this is until you want to watch your chosen smut. 

I found the site worked far better on mobile. However, the unwanted popup ads are much bigger (sometimes taking up almost half of the screen), which meant the risk of my shaking cum-covered fingers accidentally clicking this bullshit was high. 

Unless it’s on the theme’s original video player or directly embedded from a site likeXHamster and has the original porn tube’s iFrame around the video, then JustSwallows.co uses some awful third-party video player that is a fucking horror show. You have to click to play twice, redirecting you to some shitty ad twice, and then you might be able to watch the video. After clicking the ads and getting a warning from my antivirus software, the video simply buffered and then froze, leaving my dick very upset. 

What I Like About JustSwallows.co

I can respect a site that is dedicated to the finer things in the world of porn, like seedy women swallowing their own body weight in High Fructose Porn Syrup and being left stickier than a table at Chuck E. Cheese, and JustSwallows.co has a lot of cum-themed porn.

The site doesn’t overdo it and makes it easy for any cum-crazed dopamine-seeker to find the kind of porn centred around women guzzling Population Paste, whether at a Gloryhole or in the centre of a Bukkake convention. 

What I Don’t Like

That third-party video player gave me PTSD worse than an 18-year-old crying herself to sleep after her first ever Bukkake. 

The ads caused so many warning flashes from my antivirus software that I felt the same way cuckold husbands must feel when their slutty wife tries to fuck them after they’ve just been made to film said wife taking ten loads of black men’s Schlong Jelly at a seedy Gloryhole.

The forced redirects to ads and the inability to play a lot of the videos just killed the vibe of this site for me. 

Suggestions That I Have For JustSwallows.co

Invest in a better video player and ditch the forced redirects. If I want to see an 18-year-old destroy the nerve endings in her pussy so that she can afford to go on supersize at McDonald's with her friends, I’ll find it myself. I don’t need to be virtually dragged, kicking and screaming, away from the cum porn I wanna watch.

Rather than forcing users to see your ads, utilise banner ads like everyone else and make visiting the site a better experience. Also, pick an ad provider that doesn’t spook antivirus software like a broken condom at a Gloryhole in South Central.

Conclusion: Is This Porn Site Hard To Swallow?

At first glance, my dick went wild when I saw all the Gloryhole porn and other cum-splattered fun that this site offered on the surface. But the experience began to lose its charm a few clicks in.

JustSwallows.co has the potential to be a great cum and Gloryhole porn site, but its crappy video player and forced ad redirects really let it down. 

Sorry, my dudes, but this is a mouthful of Trouser Gravy that would make even the most audacious sluts spit rather than swallow.