xHamster Glory Hole

After all my years of fapping to the hottest sluts, I still have no fucking clue how a chick can get so slutty that she goes to a glory hole to satisfy a random cock. Gloryhole videos are hot for that reason and because you have no idea who it is on the other side. The bitches over at XHamster don't give a fuck who is on the other side of the wall. They want any dick they can get a hold of. My favorite video so far is probably the nasty-ass granny who came to the hole for a throbbing cock full of cum. I just started jerking off, but it will be a long night with XHamster being a staple porn website. 

You've probably come across XHamster quite often for a quick fap. Some people prefer XHamster over XVideos or PornHub, but I fap to them all. In my experience, XHamster has a better overall pick than most free porn tube sites. XHamster has a variety from old pornstars to the latest pornstars. In the gloryhole section, you'll notice these videos date from the mid-2000s to the mid- 2010s. I've always loved the sluts from the mid-2000s, and I like how the videos were shot back then. 

XHamster has been around since 2007. Wow, that's a long-ass time for fapping. I don't know about you, but I've came while watching a video on this website at least one million fucking times. The variety between old and new content keeps me coming back, and I can find almost anything I want when I need a quick fap. If I've had a long day of reviewing shitty sites and busting bad nuts, I can come to this site and bust a big fat nut no matter what mood I'm in. As often as I've been here to empty my sack, it's been a while since I've been back, but it's good to be here! There are a lot of gloryhole scenes I've had good ass faps to, thanks to this website. 

If you're a fan of mid-2000s gloryhole scenes, you'll have to get your towels like I did. I'm The Porn Dude; I should be used to this shit, right? It's just XHamster, yet I'm already cumming from the thumbnails. I need to take my hand off my cock before I cum all over my screen again. As I prepare for this cum blast-off, I'm going to break down my favorite parts about XHamster's gloryhole section and talk about how it could be better. If you've never been on XHamster, you probably don't watch porn often. So, instead of grilling you for being a newbie, welcome to one of the best free porn sites to ever fucking exist. 

First Look & Functionality

Here's a fun fact about XHamster; the user interface was a mix between MySpace and Facebook. Can you believe that shit? It's true; I looked the shit up. In 2007, when XHamster was launching, they wanted to create a porn website that allowed users to interact like Facebook. This was back when Facebook was just starting, but XHamster's creators saw the design as future-proof for a porn website. Even today, you can catch simps in the nearest comment section saying how hot the slut in the video is and all the shit they'd do to the girl. It's pathetic, but it fits what XHamster originally wanted. 

Users can also rate videos, which helps if you're just scrolling through videos and wanting to fap to only the best videos. Looks can be deceiving, though. As a porn expert, I've experienced some of the best-rated videos being the worst faps of my life. Has that shit ever happened to you? Imagine clicking on a video rated ninety-nine or maybe ninety-eight, but it's mid-quality. Anything that's rated that high, and is mid-quality, is actually ass. I don't like misleading shit, and on a lot of these free porn tube sites, mother fuckers can be disrespectful with the ratings. 

For the most part, XHamster is pretty accurate with the ratings, which is another reason I prefer it over popular sites like PornHub. After verifying you're eighteen, you'll be taken to the link (unless you're already jerking off on the page), and that's where you can see all the gloryhole videos. Since I've been back, there have been over two hundred pages of free gloryhole videos, so I've got much catching up to do! There are all sorts of gloryhole videos to fap to, like the ones with the huge fake dildos, lesbians, outrageously huge cumshots, and all that hot shit. In addition, newer stars like Abella Danger take a BBC up the ass, and even Skyler Nicole takes it up the ass from a random cock. 

Of course, this is just the start of not being able to help yourself from blowing your load everywhere, so believe me, you'll want to grab those towels soon. You'll be cumming multiple times throughout browsing this category. If you're like me, you'll be on a desktop, jerking off, cumming, then scrolling for more videos. If you're on a mobile site, you'll be able to scroll and jerk off just as fast, but don't lose your page to a live cam pop-up; you'll learn quickly that this site is infamous for pop-ups. You'd get the same shit on the hub. How often do you get a Live Jasmin pop-up on free porn tube sites? It never fucking fails, right?

Here's the Pros

You said free, right? This is the best value for a free porn tube site. If you're not here, you're probably on another free tube site like PornHub, but don't sleep on XHamster. XHamster has many free videos, full-length movies, and clips for your fap sessions with hundreds of categories, including your new favorite, gloryhole. Gloryhole videos on XHamster are fucking fantastic. Because they're free, you can continuously binge-watch all the free glory hole videos without worrying about premium shit like minutes or if your membership expired. You can buy a premium membership, but nobody who comes to XHamster does that shit. The whole point is to fap to the best collection of free porn videos and even see old premium content distributed for free. You've probably seen a few of these videos on other free porn tube sites, so don't think that these videos are limited to XHamster. 

If you're one of those simps who loves porn comment sections, you're free to troll or talk about how huge the girl's tits are in the comment of any video you're fapping to. XHamster's social integration allows you to rate and comment on videos. Some simps will try to get the attention of a pornstar, especially if it's her profile posting the video. It's funny to laugh at them as they fap away and type their lame-ass simp comments. The only time I've heard of a porn star fucking a fan was after years of being her cash cow, and there's no fucking way I'm being anyone's bitch with all this free porn. Like in these videos, someone else can be my bitch through a wall with my dick through the hole. 

The Cons & Recommendations

This website is a classic for any quick or long fap session. If you're considering using this site, you're already fucking behind. Just fucking visit the link already! In case you're still reading, you're probably wondering if there's anything wrong with this website, right? I don't know if I'd say there's anything wrong, but there's definitely some shit I'd rather not have on this website, for example, ads. Ads on this website aren't intrusive until they lose your fucking page. I wouldn't be too quick to exit out tabs on this website. 

It's not like it's a fucking virus or some shit, although if you've never been here, that's what it looks like when you get a Live Jasmin offer. You'll learn to just click off of those and continue on to your video. Other than that, just don't lose your fucking page, and don't say I didn't warn you. I don't know why they have kept the same ad method for years, but I guess, thanks to affiliates, that shit will never fucking end. The only other thing you might come across is a premium video in a sea of free videos. You'll see a super high-quality video every once in a while, not that the others aren't; this one is just special. You'll notice it and click on it only to find out it's a premium video. Fuck that shit! That's the last thing you want to see on a site with thousands of free fucking videos.

It pisses me off that these free sites try to penny-pinch as much as possible from their visitors. Even though they're already making a fuck ton from video commissions on the back end, they think people will actually buy memberships. They do, and it becomes so obvious; I have to point it out. If you're a free video site, you'll forever be a free fucking site, and everyone visiting your page will know you as a free porn site. Don't change shit up just because some newbies might fall for that shit. Plus, who actually has an XHamster premium account? I'm sorry if you do, but there's no fucking excuse. I'd even understand an OnlyFans subscription, but not XHamster. That's a real newbie move if you ask me. 

My Final Thoughts

XHamster is a classic free porn tube site you'll enjoy no matter your category. Still, the glory hole videos on this website are fucking crazy. You get a lot of variety with older videos from the mid-2000s and even in the later 2010s. I love that this site isn't focused on providing the newest content, but they do provide the most relevant. So if you want to see an old premium scene from last year, it's probably on here. 

I love that I can queue up a glory-hole fap anytime I get hard, thanks to XHamster. This will always be one of my old-faithful go-to's when I need to see a bitch with a cock down her throat from a guy on the other side. If you've never been a gloryhole guy or you're curious to see the big deal, you'll have to fap to this shit whenever you get a chance. Of course, since it's one of my go-to's, especially for gloryholes, you already know this shit is Porn Dude-approved!

If you're reading this, why not try it right fucking now? At XHamster, you can fap to thousands of free gloryhole videos with no limits to how many nuts you can bust. I've fucked a lot of bitches; several behind a mask, but never behind a wall. I'll give it a try on video soon; you just won't know it's my dick from some cumslut's mouth.