Sex.com Hairy

“Are you kidding me? No bush?” - “Yeah. Bald as a china doll. No bush!” It was easily one of my favourite lines from Wolf of Wall Street as Jordan Belfort explained the lack of pubes on modern whores to his ageing Jewish father.

Well, my horny reader, today I’m going to take you back to his father’s era, with all the glory of ultra HD porn technology thrown into the mix, and there will certainly be bush. Lots of it!

As much as a shaved cunt looks good, many men prefer women to go au natural and leave their slit as it looked in the garden of Eden, coated in a neat carpet of beautiful pubic hair. After all, it does make a great cum-catcher and is also a fantastic impromptu handle for dudes to hang on to when they’re wrecking the pussy that lies underneath. 

But where is pube-hungry fucker to go when he’s looking for classic sex GIFs of sluts who can’t be bothered to shave but can be bothered to do 1000 squats on a rock-hard dick until they cum hard? Well, many would recommend the hairy porn section on the aptly-named site called Sex.com, which I will review today.

Will the hairy porn on Sex.com live up to its name? Or will it leave me more annoyed than I am when I've got to pick pubes out of my teeth after giving a hairy pussy three hours of intense oral? Let’s find out! And trust me, I’m not going to beat around the bush here…

What is Sex.com?

Sex.com is like Pinterest but for smut-craving perverts like you and me. It’s a community-powered website that lets users upload, share, and pin their favourite porn in the same way that the social media giant does.

It’s just that, with sex.com, users are usually pinning squirting hairy cunts, merciless BDSM torture, and double penetration sex rather than interior design ideas or makeup schemes like Pinterest is often used for. 

The Sex.com site has earned quite a reputation for its formidable array of porn GIFs on offer. But what about hairy porn? Does the site maintain its reputation when it comes to horny bitches who haven’t seen a razor for a while?

The Hairy Pussy GIFs on Sex.com

From hairy police offers having their unshaved snatch fucked raw over the hood of her police cruiser (thank you for your service, Cuntstubble!) to iconic pornstars like Gianna Michaels and Adriana Chechik when they did their no-shave-November, there are tonnes of hairy pussy porn to enjoy here. But let me share some of my filthy favourites, as always!

● Pubes hanging out in a bikini. It’s borderline public flashing, but it’s legal. This type of porn GIF centres around usually smoking hot women wearing slingshot bikinis and shit, but tactically wearing it so that their alluring bush sticks out and attracts the gaze of everybody around them.

● Hairy Japanese bitches. Fuckin’ Japan, man… I’m not sure that country has ever seen a razor touch a crotch. These sluts love to keep it raw and wild between their legs, and they like their sex to be the same. These Japanese pubic bushes kinda act like a barrier to keeping those dripping creampies in shot for longer, too!

● Sloppy pubes. Whether it’s dudes spraying their girl’s bush with hot, white spunk or some beautiful girl-on-girl action of two sluts rubbing soapy lotion into each other’s hairy pussies, there’s something really hypnotic about sloppy action going on in a pubic forest.

● Eating hairy pussy! They say that God made pubes curly to reduce the risk of eye injuries. Which is a good thing, as this porn GIF category is full of hungry ass dudes chowing down on pubic rugs and the meaty treat that lies underneath. I mean, that aftermath of a spit and pussy-juice soaked bunch of pubes is pretty fucking hot, right?

There’s a broad spectrum when it comes to hairy twats getting wrecked, and Sex.com has done a damn fine job of featuring most of them.

I even saw one happy-looking slut who had fuckin’ braided her pubes! Is that what they call a plait-a-puss?

There are over fourteen pages of GIFs classified as hairy porn on Sex.com, so there’s a lot for the average unshaven cunt enthusiast to explore. But what about the design of the site? Is it easy to find your way around?

Design of Sex.com

Sex.com is a well-designed site. I mean, with a premium domain name like that, it’s clear they’ve invested a lot of investment into the site, and it runs pretty damn smooth!

The red and grey menu is sleek, simple, and classy, and the site's main menu is easy to navigate. You can browse through videos, pictures, GIFs, and galleries. The other buttons after that lead to third-party partner sites.

The GIFs on the results page are aligned in blocks, but they all play at once, which can be a little overwhelming when you have ten or more hairy twats grinding on your screen. When you hover over a GIF that you and your cock have fallen in love with, you can pin it, like it, or comment on how much you love that hairy snatch in particular.

What I Like About Sex.com

Sex.com is well-designed, easy to find your way around, and it goes easy on you when it comes to ads. The design is sleek but basic, and exploring the array of smut here for hours is really enjoyable.

And speaking of smut! The array of hairy pussy porn available on Sex.com is formidable. From redhead bitches whose carpet matches the curtains (both of which get stained in cum) to hairy Japanese whores sucking fresh spunk out of each other’s hairy beavers, there’s something for every hairy pussy lover to enjoy in here!

The site is free and equally doesn’t bombard you with ads, leaving you to navigate this hairy and naughty world as you see fit, without being forced into visiting random third-party sites.

Some of the captions accompanying the hairy porn GIFs are well-written and let you know what the porn is about before you click on it, thus saving you time. I came across some truly vivid description captions like “empty your balls on my hairy cunt”, “fuck my hairy muff”, and “hairy Japanese slit destroyed by a huge white cock!”. 

What I Don’t Like

Some of the so-called hairy porn in this wide range of GIFs has been miscategorised as hair porn, as in hair-pulling, brunettes, blondes, etc. All of this is great wanking material, but not when I want to jerk my dick to hairy beaver! Although I will admit, the porn GIF tagged “hair” that featured a cute redhead riding her man’s face and using his hair as a handle to grind into his mouth was pretty damn hot.

Although there’s some really hairy pussy in this category, there’s also a handful of cunts who don’t deserve to be here. If I have to zoom in on my screen to find some prickly bush stemming from a few days of not shaving, that is not a hairy pussy!

When it comes to downloading this hairy pussy porn for offline use, I found that there was only an option to download it as a webpage until I waited for a while and then was given the option to download it as a GIF. There was no uniform to the delay, so I wasn’t sure how long I would be waiting and, sometimes, the option to download as a GIF never even appeared.

Suggestions That I Have For The Site

Make sure the hairy pussy porn is correctly categorised. If people are looking for pube-covered snatch, they’re not looking for some random porn that involves a woman with a full head of hair which, as you can guess, is a pretty fuckin’ broad range! 

Equally, make sure the slits submitted in this hairy porn section are actually hairy and not just some almost-bald twat with a few days of light stubble on it.

Make it easier to download GIFs for offline use and as a GIF, not as a webpage.

Conclusion

Overall, the hairy porn GIFs section of Sex.com has hair in all the right places, i.e. surrounding hot pussy and not in some feminist's armpit (eww!). 

It may have some glitches when categorising hairy porn, but it’s made up for by the huge range of pubic-covered smut it offers for free and with minimal ads.