xHamster Horror

I’ve been reviewing horror porn sites in a row for a while now and I have to say, I didn’t expect XHamster of all places to shine so brightly among the free sources of horror smut. I knew it would be good and all, but I didn’t expect it to be such a jaw drop. XHamster is everyone’s idea of a second choice. Some people start on PornHub looking for professional smut then they swap to XHamster when they get desperate. Some people start jacking it on Motherless, looking for amateur smut, then they move over to XHamster when they feel they’ve reached the bottom of the barrel. You get what I mean. XHamster is fantastic, but you don’t expect it to be beating out the competition in a smut category.

Welcome to XHamster’s horror section. This selection of videos was brought together by their sharing of the common tag “horror” as well as any references to horror media in the titles. This is almost perfectly narrow classification. You either get scary smut videos or videos with smut taken from otherwise scary media. I.e., there’s horror porn and also porn from horror. At the very least there’s nudity from horror movies. For some reason, horror movies tend to show off a lot of titties. There’s something visceral about the whole experience of watching a woman take her clothes off, have some sex and then get absolutely obliterated by an axe murderer. People are weird. I’m not trying to understand the fetish; I’m just here to indulge.

Top Tier Productions

We’ll get to the horror film excerpts in a bit. There’s something way more impressive hidden in plain sight here across XHamster’s horror section. Lately there have been quite a few mainstream sites making efforts to create proper horror pornography that could not have been possible ten years ago, both due to the tech required and because it’s so fucking expensive. The porn industry has evolved a lot since then and now we’ve got large studios spending money hand over fist to produce proper horror porn scenes with actual hardcore penetration, close up shots of pussies and of course monstrous abominations. I’d like to think that the idea of women being sexually dominated by monsters is sort of a timeless concept, but until recently we as a species hadn’t evolved far enough to actually produce this smut. Enter HorrorPorn and the like to change the scene.

XHamster’s best and most attention-grabbing videos that deal in horror are being fed in from these kinds of professional websites. You’re looking at a nearly uncountable number of high-quality horror porn that features all the latest advancements in movie editing and costume preparation. These scenes feel about as real as they can get. The downside is that you don’t really get to see a lot of triple-A pornstars, but that’s actually a good thing. Mainstream porn bitches don’t really know how to act very well. These girls on the other hand are damn talented. I mean, think about it. You want them to convey feelings of fear, dread, panic and all that jazz while also being sexually engaged and appealing. That’s a tall order. You need talented bitches for that crap.

Scripted, Directed and Edited for Sexy Perfection

There seems to be no lack of talented pornstars who can handle a decent script with a good director. These girls are proper 10s. They’re damn gorgeous and they do a fantastic job at convincing you that they’re actually in trouble. Naturally, it’s all make believe. Cthulhu isn’t really going around dominating babes. These studios are just doing a damn fine job at convincing you that it’s going on. The costumes that the monsters wear remind me very much of Star Trek. That show may have been janky as fuck, but the costume design was on point. The aliens really felt like actual fucking aliens. You get the same treatment here. Everything feels organic. The monsters look real. Granted, most of them use their normal human cocks, but the make-up department made sure to paint them so that they’re at least a bit unique. I saw a dude that had scales instead of pubic hair. That’s a step in the right direction.

As for the directing and editing, well, I can’t really see what the director is doing, but the end result is fantastic. The girls always deliver their best performance and you never get ripped out of the immersion. Porn is notorious for having shit acting, especially when there’s an attempt to actually pull of a detailed scenario with a convoluted setup. With horror pornography on XHamster, this goes out the door. Most of these productions give you actual believable performances. The editing for the higher end videos is also spectacular. There are all kinds of special effects like you’re used to seeing in Hollywood productions. These studios weren’t afraid of morphing the original footage to hell and back for sheer devotion to proper horror.

Spooky Scary Orgasms

The whole point behind the horror genre is to invoke fear, however, for the longest time, directors have kind of been missing the mark. Ever since the 60s, the horror genre has been synonymous with monster movies and murder. This isn’t necessarily scary. You get murders in crime dramas and those aren’t scary. Horror directors seem to think that if they give you a POV shot of impending doom that you’ll definitely feel fear. But there’s a certain detachment there that protects you. You know the shit is fake. This is why psychological horror is more effective at properly scaring you. Long story short, horror as a movie genre is a bit of a mixed bag of confusion.

In pornography, and on XHamster in particular, horror is more of a flavor than a genre. Yes, you still get to experience the same narratives you’re used to seeing in movies, but these directors clearly had hindsight. The appearance of monsters in standard horror movies foreshadows the destruction they’ll bring. They look alien and dangerous; therefore, they must be out for blood. In horror porn, you get a bit of a different literary technique. The disgusting appearances aren’t there to signify pain, they’re there to give a flair of depravity. The girls are not being physically damaged. They’re being defiled. It’s the same logic behind the conceptualization of tentacle porn in Japanese culture. Tentacles aren’t supposed to be scary in the destructive sense. They’re supposed to plug your holes and you are supposed to pretend you don’t want that. Well, you get a lot of that kind of depravity here.

The Lesser Productions

This being one of the world’s biggest free porn tubes and all, you’ll see a lot of content that was put here by horror porn lovers as well as some cinephiles. This particular content doesn’t quite hit the mark nearly as much the more professional stuff, but there is potential nonetheless. There are a lot of independent productions by solo pornstars who do their work from home. These babes are wise to the idea that fetishes are an easy sell so they make content within every fetish they can in order to rope in the fans. Horror porn is no exception. You’ll find a bunch of solo babes doing their own spin on horror porn on here.

That being said, they don’t have the budget or the manpower to pull off triple A standards, so it’s a much softer type of smut. You can still enjoy it just fine, mind you. The babes are hot and they’re damn devoted to the genre.

Retro Cinema

Remember how I mentioned movie excerpts? Yeah, most of them are damn old. I think this has to do with the fact that horror movies back in the day had a lot more nudity than today. Sexual scenarios were also more prevalent. I’m not sure why we’re drying up. It probably has to do with the fact that porn is so freely available everywhere that there’s no need to shove it into our horror movies. Whatever the case, the end result is that we now have a gigantic backlog of hot horror content from the past and you can find a ton of it here on XHamster’s horror section.

I’m seeing countless long compilations of sex scenes from horror movies that have been cut meticulously, so that you don’t have to bother watching needless exposition. You only watch the sexy parts, then the clip moves on to another pussy shot. If you’re not a fan of clips you can also find some full-length ancient movies on here that fall under horror porn, but I wouldn’t expect them to be nearly as fap-worthy as the modern stuff. They’re mostly filled with scenes of standard penetration between two people.