Hypno Nimja

Hypnotizing yourself to think your sex doll is Kate Upton is probably as close as you'll ever get to fucking a hot chick. You could try hypnotizing a hot chick at the bar to think you're Brad Pitt, but most bitches run from guys wearing spiral sunglasses. 

Who cares. With the proper hypnotist, you won't ever know that you're not fucking real bitches. Doesn't that make it just as good as the real thing? And that's not all erotic hypnosis can do. It can improve all areas of your sex life, from getting erect to stamina.

The key is to find the right person. A skilled hypnotist can make your dreams come to life. Imagine living inside a sexual GTA where every whim can be sated at the moment. It's like living in your own personal heaven.

Shaq Attack

I've seen it turn into people's hell, though. My friend was deep into a session when suddenly the three Victoria's Secret models he was fucking turned into Danny Devito, Chis Farley, and Shaq. Much like the matrix, when Shaq started to fuck his asshole, my friend's real asshole started bleeding. He still has to wear a cork in his anus to stop it from leaking.

There was another time when my friend's women's prison fantasy became a men's prison nightmare. He was passed around from gang to gang, giving new meaning to the term gang rape. First, the Crips stuck a toothbrush with a razor blade melted into the tip up his ass. Then the Bloods fished it back out with a piece of broken bed frame.

After that, the Aryan Brotherhood poured prison hooch down his dick hole and drank it from the tap. While all of this was happening, the guards took turns throat fucking his esophagus. It was a traumatic experience for him, to say the least. 

But not nearly as traumatic as the time my boy was abducted by aliens and treated to a probe orgy. Shiney stainless steel instruments of every size and shape were repeatedly jammed deep into his rectum. Pretty soon, they were so far up his bum that calipers and forceps were hanging out of his mouth.

They didn't stop there. After they had finished measuring and experimenting with his digestive tract, they used their long tentacle fingers to pinch off and eat his nipples. That seemed a little out of character for highly developed alien species, but remember, this shit isn't real. It's a nightmarish hypnosis-induced terror fest. 

The key to avoiding such horror-inducing experiences is to trust your hypnotist. That's why I recommend Hypno Ninja to anyone interested in experimenting with erotic hypnotism.

Who is Nimja?

So, who is Nimja? He is a forty-one-year-old male working out of Amsterdam in the Netherlands. He is a full-time Python / PHP / web programmer with many years of experience. In his off time, he loves to fuck with gaming, reading, movies, comics, programming, and most importantly, hypnosis. Hypnosis isn't so far off from programming. It's just that instead of working with silicon chips, he's fucking with the human brain.

Nimja got his start early. He was only sixteen when he first started to experiment with hypnotism. It wasn't of an erotic nature at first, but it still ignited a passion. About ten years later, he started writing his first scripts. That's when he realized how much he loved the art and how good he was at it. It eventually led him to create his first website in 2014

Ninja's website is a collection of his erotic and recreational hypnosis projects. He is passionate about his craft, so you can expect all of his work to be top-notch shit. It's a labor of love.

Those less familiar with hypnosis might have a few basic questions. First off, does it work? Yes, it works very well. In fact, we have all been in hypnotic states, even if you did not realize it. Anytime you're in a deep focus, it is technically a hypnotic state. This includes studying, playing video games, and even watching porn.

I don't know about you, but I'm never more focused than when I'm watching porn. You could stab me in the throat with a sharpened chair leg, and I wouldn't notice. If that's not a hypnotic state, then I don't know what is.

Alright, so it works, but does it work for everyone? It does, but not every form works for everyone. You have to find types that fit your brain patterns. A talented hypnotist will offer many variants of stimulus so you can find the ones that work for you.

Am I saying that it works like the douche nozzles on television say it will? No, I'm not. When does anything ever work as it does on T.V? That doesn't mean that you won't have transformative experiences, though. The combination of hypnotism and masturbation does not fuck around. 

As you explore the world of hypnosis, you'll come upon some dubious claims. Don't believe anyone who says that they can change your physical body. Nimja will never feed you that bull shit. As incredible as it would be, a warbly voice and trippy visuals will not make your penis grow larger. While we are on the topic, neither will that pill they sell at gas stations called "The Beast."

I know the question that's been on your mind since you started reading this article is, can hypnosis make anyone do anything? Unfortunately no. Not even the power of hypnosis can force Abella Danger to hop on your miserable excuse for male genitalia. The only thing that could do that is if suddenly everything about you changes for the better, both inside and out. I don't see that happening anytime soon, so it would be best for you to flush out those thoughts.

Although I doubt any of my readers are smart enough to be asking themselves this, but in case you are, yes, it's safe. Nimja describes it as safe as sleeping, so don't do it while driving. Nimja, you would be surprised how talented my readers are. Many of them masturbate while driving already.

Foreplay

So how should you begin exploring Erotic Hypnosis? You're already in the middle of step one, which is to inform yourself. Hypno Nimja has a shit ton of resources full of great information. As I said, this is a labor of love, and he wants to reach people far and wide about the wonders of erotic hypnosis.

Step two is to get comfy. You are most susceptible to hypnosis when you are completely relaxed. Open yourself up to the experience and let what happens happen. Don't fight it. It's similar to a meditative state. Don't worry if intrusive thoughts or distractions slip in. Let them come and let them go. The only thing you need to worry about is your penis.

Once you're in the mood, select a file. There is a shit ton to choose from, but Nimja has some suggestions on where to start. He has a fantastic introductory video with everything you need to enjoy your first induction. 

Now you can sit back and enjoy. You don't have to try hard or start sweating over the results. Take your time and enjoy every minute. It's not about the destination. It's about the journey through cum town.

Now that I've piqued your interest, let me briefly tell you about the site. Nimja maintains a busy release schedule. Every Tuesday, he goes back and forth between releasing a file on his site and releasing one for his Patreon members. Premium Patreon releases stay behind the paywall for about a year.

Every Thursday, he releases a gentle file for both youtube and this site. Those never end up behind the paywall. If you like him, definitely check out his Youtube. There is a lot of great shit on it.

Nimja hosts a live stream every first Sunday of the month. The live shows take it to a whole other level, so if you fall in love with his files, don't miss the streams.

Lastly, every third Sunday of every even month, he hosts a stream called Nimja Live light. These are the ultimate experience, so you don't want to miss them.

Hypno Nimja is the perfect erotic hypnotism site for new and old alike. Nimja is passionate about his craft and produces some of the best files you can find anywhere.

My one issue with the site is the basic design. This is a passion project for Nimja, so I get that he probably doesn't want to spend all day making a beautiful site when he could spend that time creating content. Regardless, the place could use some sprucing up.

This is the perfect spot to start exploring the world of erotic hypnosis, so head over now and prepare for an experience.