HypnoTube

Hypno Tube! I gotta be honest. Sex tubes are not always the most exciting spots in cyberspace. I don't mean to say that they suck because who can be mad at free porn. But when it comes to extra features like premium content, original material, behind-the-scenes footage, and the such like, they tend to be rather lacking compared to studio sites. However, it is always nice to be surprised by what you can find online. Hypno Tube threw me for a loop – and in a good way, too. Continue reading and go through the whole review. I command you.

When It Comes To First Impressions, I Was Impressed

When it comes to the layout, Hypno Tube has the standard tube design, which is nearly identical to xTube. That means you are going to see the typical column format for videos with a menu on top, and on search pages, there are basic search tools on the left side. It is nothing special, but hey, that's fine with me. If it works, then why bother improving it? Better that than annoy the user by screwing it up trying to be original.

The dark background color contrasts wonderfully with the white text and also the blue, pink, and purple colored elements. I suspect bisexuals will feel exceptionally at home here. There are not any pesky adverts other than those at the bottom of the page when it comes to search results pages. However, the videos have a lot of banners on them, and to click to play a video. It is a game of digital Russian roulette with a series of spammy redirects being the bullet once you tap the play button. This is one of these which I would advise you to double-check your popup blocker and beef up your firewall to play safe.

The Category Count And Quality Is Crazy Good

Every kinkster who I know loves to mix it up, or at least if their dom allows them to. Hypno Tube certainly indulges the viewer with a fine selection of sexy smut, including all of the classic categories like Instructional, Sissygasm, BetaSlaver, Tgirls for Guy, and CIE, better known as Cum Eating Instructions. There are some sorts of hypnotism-themed hot stuff that you might not expect, such as Affirming, Chandra Spirit, and Male Voice.

Then there are also specific remixers and series of smut that I think you should look up, including HypnoRushSync, Drogon, Nyarlathotep, Deep Slup Puppy, AndreeaLuv. They have content that is aimed at men, women, and everything in between. And I need to say that if you are trying to get your significant other (or perhaps an open-minded close friend) into the lifestyle, they have nearly a couple dozen videos under the Starter Content label.

The "Official" Web Cam Section Is Not What Is Seems

I love me a webcam website, especially when they are exclusive to a particular brand and definitely when they are super kinky. Apparently, Hypno Tube does have an exclusive cams section, but it turns out that it is a whitelabel for Live Jasmin. It was at first a bit of a boner killer, but the trannies presented are not too bad to look at. So, let's not hold that against them, or at least make a judgment just based on this fact.

This Tube Does Indeed Have Merchandise

Yes, Hypno Tube's webmasters did think that they had a winning domain on their hands when they constructed the site. At least, that is my supposition because they also plugged in a link to their e-store. Sure, the selection is not huge as they have only six shirts different of a couple of cuts being a standard tee and crop tops. They carry them in all sizes (XS through XL), and they are all in women's sizes. I think that is rather fitting for all of you ladies...and you sissy f*g guys. For what it is, it's not a bad touch, considering how many tube sites do not (other than the big boys like PornHub) have an e-store.

I Find That The Photo Albums Are Amazing

Call me crazy, but I think that all tube sites should have pornographic photographs, but sadly that is not always the case. Not so here. There are hundreds of galleries to view through, though not all of them include that many images. However, the nice aspect of this tube, unlike others, sadly, this one does accept submissions from amateurs. If that sounds strange to you, there are a disturbing number of tubes that do not allow for that. As you would think, when it comes to such submission, there is no guarantee for quality, but that is part of the fun. These are non-professionals, after all, and it is unlikely you are going to see them elsewhere on the web.

The Playlists Will Force You To Play With You Peen Or Pussy

As I brought up in the second section, this tube presents plenty of fappable material for all fetish enthusiasts, particularly those who are into being mind-controlled. But the community has taken things even further by constructing fan-made playlists.

That is not uncommon for tube sites, but I have found that you will only find a lot (or at least the nicer ones in abundance) on the most popular tubes, and that is probably because of the huge number of active users they have on them. Niche sites like this one might have a few dozen playlists (maybe), and they might not have the best collection of videos.

That is not the case here. The Hypno Tube community must be under the spell of Himeros because they seem to be pumping out porn playlists like lust-fueled maniacs.

To give you a taste of what you are going to see, black fetish lists seem to be exceptionally popular here. I know that this is good news for the ladies and gays because, well, we all know. Speaking of gay, there are straight-to-gay "conversion compilations," several of which are called Am Gay. Naturally, they have popper training compilations, plenty of sissy boy humiliation series, and all sorts of cock worship hypnosis playlists for the ladies. To sum up, if you can imagine it, they pretty much have exactly what all of you perverts want to see.

Not all playlists are that long, though, being maybe a couple of videos or a few. But that seems to be the exception to the rule from what my carnally crazed eyes can see.

This Tube Has A Pleasing Selection Of Erotic Reading Material

While this is not uncommon on other tubes, it still is not ubiquitous enough for me to see erotic literature on a tube site. There are not that many stories to pick from compared to others, being about a couple dozen and a half. However, where this tube lacks in sheer numbers, they more than makeup for in quality and diversity. There are general stories that focus on the main subject of the tube. They have publications inspired by Japanese manga, tales about being trained, and a couple of guests posts.

And since they do accept stories from fans, I would be willing to bet that they might take your story if you can live up to the standards that Hypno Tube has set. I do not know exactly what those are, but I encourage you to read every deviate tale in the Reading section. Of course, even if you do not want to do that, read and wank to the porn published on Hypno Tube.

I Even Like The Page That Hosts External Links

Yes, you read that correctly. I genuinely enjoyed the Hypno Tube section that hosts offsite links, and yes, they are safe to click on. The Links page will connect you with dozens of independent content creators who specialize in hypnosis erotic and related genres. The shining example is the incredibly talented Mia Electra, the creator of HypnoTube.

Other lovelies I would mention would be Angel Au Lait, who runs goonhole.com (guess what she specializes in), trans OnlyFans superstar Lyra (AKA Saphira), and self-described findom goddess Betaslaver. They also happen to be friends with a fella called ThePornDude, so I think that is plenty of reason to consider looking up this page and the whole website.

I Only Have A Few More Things To Say About This Tube

There are a few odd aspects of this that I have to point out. Sometimes, the loads times seem a little sluggish, though I think it might have something to do with the age of the machine and the browser you are using. On the other hand, this tube looks great when it loads, no matter if you are using a tablet, desktop, mobile phone, or whatever.

On the Games page, they promote the first chapter of the interactive fetish game Hypno Matrix, which is strangely it is not linked. To be honest, it does look pretty good based on the previews, but I don't know why it's there if you cannot play it onsite.

With all of this taken into account, I think that, while imperfect, this tube is truly one of the visually tastiest fetish platforms on the web. I am going to give it a fine score of four hands out of five. Again, I command you. Go click over and look up the fap footage and other fun shit to see on Hypon Tube. Prepare to be memorized...