Massage Porn X

I like when things are clean and hot at the same time! Offering free porn to a bunch of fuckers doesn't necessarily mean that you are allowed to choose a crappy website design. Massagepornx.com has obviously realized that all porn enthusiasts deserve a good, easy-to-navigate website. That is what sets it apart from a number of other tube joints. To give something back to the webmaster behind massagepornx.com, I decided to write an in-depth and honest review of the page. Let's see what massagepornx.com is made of! 

Where your Massage Porn Fantasy begun

Is this really the best tagline you could come up with?! For some fucked-up reason, I always see the downfalls first. Being the picky fucker that I am, I can't shut my big mouth and look past the shit! C'mon, massagepornx.com, your website deserves a better tagline! The logo is pretty much non-existent, but who the fuck cares about logos, right?! On the other hand, the name is to the point. All fuckers realize that they'll be seeing lots of pussy and tit rubbing the moment they land on massagepornx.com. I like the straightforwardness! 

Black background, a couple of ads, a big search box, and a bunch of filtering tools! That is what I like to see! Strangely enough, the homepage of massagepornx.com doesn't show the latest videos, meaning that I will have to find another way to understand the update schedule. What I did manage to find out from the homepage is that the videos' length varies from a couple of minutes to a full hour and that some of the best pornstars are there. Thumbnails are still, but small logos mentioning Brazzers and JAV were enough to convince me to stop bullshitting about this small issue.

The things you get to do with the content

I chose a random video to play, just to test the waters. I guess you understand that all clips on massagepornx.com have an element of massage included, whether it's just foreplay or the essence of the flick. The video I chose was a forty-minute-long lesbian scene featuring two teen brunettes who poured oil all over their assholes and then started the licking ordeal. I had to wait a couple of seconds to skip one ad, and that's it. The player worked like a charm.

Below the flick, I could see the upload date and a short description. This was when pop-up windows started bugging me, but I was determined to see what the read more option had to show. Actually, it was the watch later option, and I was sure that massagepornx.com was going to ask me to sign-up. Nope! This option is available to all visitors! A short list of tags was also there. I was stoked to see something that looked like a download button, but it wasn't working. I tried signing up first and then going back to it, but the sign-up window kept saying that my session had expired, annoying the shit out of me. What session? Fuck off!

<h3>Time to go back to the homepage</h3>

My favorite part! The filtering tools! The search box is the obvious way to filter the content, and I really hope that I don't have to explain how it works! The next way is to choose a category from a big drop-down list on the massagepornx.com homepage. This list is so damn huge that the best approach is to start from the top and work my way down. The amateur massage stash is the first one. Hmmm, only seven of these?! 

Fifty-five videos in total in the Anal section. The latest update here happened almost nine months ago! I am getting a distinct feeling that I am gonna find out the update schedule soon and that I am not gonna like it! Ok, the next stash named box truck sex is similar to bang bus. This stash is teeming with full HD releases and long movies that sometimes exceed the one-hour mark. The latest video was added a month ago, and I am fine with it. Not stoked, but not annoyed either.

The list goes on and on

Brazzers! The name speaks a thousand words! This category is not as big as I would want it to be. A little over 120 videos so far. Sadly, the newest Brazzers flick arrived at massagepornx.com seven months ago. The Czech Hunter stash is slightly bigger, boasting a little over 160 flicks. The latest update was done yesterday. That is what I like to see! All videos in this category seem to be shot from one angle, making the whole massage ordeal look like hidden camera footage.

The FH18 category counts over 220 videos, but the problem is that it hasn't been updated since last year. The Fitness room is on the small side, having around twenty flicks only. You know what? I am getting bored of all this update schedule shit! If I don't mention regular updates specifically, consider that the category I am talking about hasn't got any updates in months. Ok? HD Massage Porn sounds great. Yeah, this stash boasts a little over one hundred clips, which is not exactly mind-blowing, but it is free! Always look at the bright side of things!

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Interracial and JAV are pretty self-explanatory. All I want to say is that JAV stands for Japanese adult videos, and this is where you should expect things to get kinky. However, despite the hardcore scenes, massagepornx.com's overall vibe is seductive. Most scenes are shot in massage rooms, on the massage tables, and then one thing leads to another. 

The collection of lesbian porn on massagepornx.com is worth mentioning cause the number of flicks in it exceeds the 150 mark. Maybe these numbers wouldn't be so low if the webmaster behind massagepornx.com lifted his lazy ass and actually uploaded more stuff more regularly! I am starting to get annoyed! Let me mention a couple of other categories before I step over the line and turn into the rude fucker.

MILF, milking table, redhead, Nuru massage, redhead massage. That's about it. Now, the tags! The tags are a great way to pinpoint a video of your desire, and it's good that the list of tags on massagepornx.com is so big. The tags sometimes mention the pornstars, which is great, but I guess you could use the search box to filter the content in that sense. Fingering, BBC, freaky, fuck from behind, husband, and lingerie are only a couple of tags on massagepornx.com's list. 

It's all about the chicks

Massagepornx.com knows the importance of the models' list. All good websites have it because it not only allows people to filter content but to realize the type of a website straight away. In simple words, if you land on a website and don't recognize a single face or name, you are gonna go elsewhere. The chances of someone choosing to watch amateur sluts over top-notch ones are similar to the chances of someone choosing an alternative Dutch movie over a Hollywood blockbuster.

Abella Danger, Riley Reid, Adriana Chechik, Brittany Bardot, and Lily Love are only some of the names mentioned in the big-ass list. If you know your favorite pornstar's name beforehand, you could skip this step and go straight to the search box. Hey, the collection of smut on massagepornx.com is still kinda small, and you shouldn't have a lot of issues finding what you like. However, this whole filtering thing is gonna looks great once massagepornx.com grows bigger. 

The final word

Massagepornx.com might be the thing that you need if you are into oil dripping, cunt rubbing, and banging on a massage table. This is a nice collection of both European and American smut that comes in good picture resolution. Don't get me started on renowned studios and famous pornstars that I have seen on massagepornx.com! 

There is nothing to lose but a couple of spunk loads that you are gonna throw anyway. Why not, for a change, go with a sleek, elegant website that doesn't focus on some freaky fetish? What's wrong with an erotic massage with a happy ending? You got the idea! Massagepornx.com is as pleased to welcome you as I am to bust a nut to my dear Adriana Chechik before I hit the sack. Now, that sounds like a great idea! See ya!