xHamster Massage

According to standard definitions of what constitutes a massage, people rub each other’s backsides in order to provide a nice dopamine drip. Muscles get sore and it’s always great to give them a good old rub to get them to wake the fuck up. I’ve also heard about knots forming in people’s backsides and apparently massages are great for helping them relax and get back into position. I haven’t been a truly young man in a long while, so I know the ills of time, a bit. It hurts. Sitting in a bad chair for longer periods of time hurts. Sleeping on a regular pillow really hurts. Getting up out of bed is a nightmare. No, I’m not geriatric, I’m just not 20 years old anymore. Your body really tends to take a fucking shit on you after a while.

Thankfully, that’s where massages come in. They can improve muscle health, lessen and pain you might be having and generally put you in a better state of both mind and body. You’re healthier after a massage. Getting a rubdown regularly is sure to improve your quality of life significantly. This is all great stuff and I thoroughly recommend it. Now, we’re here to talk about XHamster’s massage category. You might think that with such a simple and straightforward title that this section would involve actual massages. As it turns out, none of the men in these videos are interested in lumbar support. They’re not here to improve their muscle health. No, my man, they’re here to get handjobs. Why? Because this is XVideos. The uploaders on this site don’t enjoy getting of the smut train. So, welcome to the home of naughty massages. They have nothing to do with massages. Let’s get right into it.

The Old Happy Ending

You must have heard of happy endings before. They’re supposed to be the best part of any massage. Hell, they could be the only part of a massage and I’d still sign up. That being said, professional masseuses don’t really like handing out happy endings, because they’re prudish like that. Or, maybe it’s immoral. That’s why you should probably be receiving these from your girlfriend, fiancé or wife. If you’re a big fat loser who doesn’t have any of the three, then you’ll have to settle for the second-hand experience of watching these massages on XHamster’s massage category. It’s the best you can do for yourself, I’m afraid. Thankfully, the content on here is damn satisfying.

The happy ending massages are essentially handjob sessions. The girl in the video will massage the male subject, by rubbing his cock that is. She might also put the damn thing in her mouth, because life’s too short to be squeamish. Most of the videos on here end when the dude has busted a nut, but a few here and there actually resolve the whole massaging backstory with a proper rub. To each his own and all that. I personally think that massaging has more potential as a real-world occurrence rather than a porn category, since the real pleasure comes from the squeezing and the skin-to-skin contact. You can’t really fake that in porn, no matter how hard you try. But we covered that most of you probably can’t afford anything better than free porn, so let’s ride that wave for now.

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Videos is a bit of a lawless wasteland when it comes to tags, titles and categories. Sure, all the content under XHamster’s massage category is properly massage related, but my God, it gets a bit too boring at times. There are a lot of mismatched videos in the category. These are videos that don’t feature any massaging, but the tag is used for marketing purposes regardless. Take for example this random video I’m watching of a girl showering. It’s not particularly sexy. She’s just a nude woman… showering. Hardly a massage lover’s ultimate fantasy, don’t you think?

This tells me very succinctly that the smut uploaders across XHamster’s massage category aren’t explicitly dedicated to massage smut. They’re just trying to appeal to people who might enjoy the content. This is exactly what encourages people to put up videos that show babes taking showers, with no real massaging present anywhere in those clips. It’s not like you can complain about it. XHamster’s massage category is completely free to watch, much like the rest of the site. So, the work has been done for you and all you have to figure out now is which video in particular you’d like to jack off to. Normally, I’d give a personal recommendation, but I found this smut to be a bit out of my element, so I’ll let you be the judge of this.

Surprising Quality

Some categories on XVideos feature more original content than others. Sections like anal and vaginal are fucked, for example. Mainstream porn has conquered mainstream territories. But the weirder you get with your preferences, the bigger the chance becomes that you’ll find something worthwhile. It’s not easy for monopolies to flood XVideos with clips of girls massaging dudes and other girls. It’s a well-oiled machine and all that. Still, I was amazed at the quality of content that is being delivered on here. Oh sure, it’s no HD extravaganza, but it’s close enough. Hell, if you watched this smut on your phone, you wouldn’t even be able to tell the difference. The videos are fantastic.

The most popular videos on XHamster’s massage category involve handjobs and boobjobs. I think the general idea here is that people prefer their smut straightforwardly, featuring content that can appeal to everyone, rather than limiting yourself to one singular audience with one fetish. For example, women who massage their men fall under the submissive category of lovers. This is all a play, but the power dynamic seeps out through the screen. These things happen.

Mixing and Matching

A lot of the videos feature cross-combination of concepts that make for an original cinematic experience. The same goes for the faps you’ll enjoy. They’ll be very original. Anyways, the longer foot related videos on here feature other, completely unrelated content that may or may not be massage adjacent. Some of these babes start off the interactions very casually, only to discover the raging hormones that drive their man, a few seconds after. There’s all kinds of sub and dom play, with respect and pacing. The only exception to that rule seem to be the ultra-short clips that were put up by the babes that are featured in them. I consider those videos promotional. You see the babe, you like the babe, you decide to see even more of the babe down the line.

In terms of quality, I’m seeing wild variations. On the beginning of the front page for XHamster’s massage category I could easily find triple A pornography. There’s also a lot of fucked up specific shit like Japanese penis honoring. It’s like some sort of religious ceremony and it is in fact a form of massage, even though it’s still closer to a handjob. That’s the general overlap here. We’re inventing ways to rub each other down while making it as sexual as possible, but without skipping the foreplay. This here fetish section should be popular with women. I don’t know if I’m overstepping a bit by calling it a fetish even. Honestly, it just seems like a simple and fun time. Still, the sexual enjoyment of something so inherently innocent qualifies this as a fetish, so I have to roll with that.

Some Extreme Smut

In terms of massage smut, most of the content across XHamster’s massage category gets a bit extreme. If you compare it to regular vanilla smut, then it’s innocent, but massages are inherently not sexual, so this content is kind of reaching towards hardcore more than it has to. I’m glad about this. Take for example the videos in which women are being massaged by men. There are more than enough of them here to tickle your fancy. In many of them, the babes come around after the amazing pleasure of the rubdown and they agree to swallow cum from the dudes that were providing the massage. Works for me. It’s fantastic.

Some of the smut on here is innocent, but for the most part, you’re looking at very horny people who are trying to pretend that they’re not on the edge of their orgasm. The rubdowns are provided by hot people, for hot people. There are lesbians and then there’s man and woman pairings. Either way, a pussy is going to quiver. I can’t recommend this free porn section enough.