DarknessPorn Amputee

Humans have a fascination with the morbid and profane. We love to see things break, bleed, snap, and fall apart. We laugh when people fall down, stare at train crashes and rubber neck fender benders. We can’t help it. When pain and misery are in the air, humans put their noses to the wind.

Evilution

How do boys spend their youth? They spend it hurting their friends. I couldn't walk down the hallway of my school between classes without first guarding my balls. If ever I got distracted from that task, a friend would remind me with a stiff punch to the gonads. Of course, I was always there to oblige when one of my friends needed a reminder also.

Let's not forget about all of the stupid dares, challenges, and bets that led to minor and occasionally major injuries. They had us jumping out of trees, being pulled behind cars, and lighting fires in our living rooms. It's genuinely a miracle that any male lives through his adolescence. We should all be dead and buried underground.

Yet here we remain. As a man ages, the urge to put yourself at bodily risk never decreases, but the body's ability to withstand it does. My organs no longer wish to be thrown from a heavily modified snow sled being towed with rope behind my friend's Toyota Corrola. That doesn't mean I don't want to watch one of you dumb motherfuckers do it, though. On the contrary, I want to see it more than ever before.

That leads me to watching dumb Youtube compilations of people riding bikes into ditches or lighting themselves aflame by starting a bonfire with a gallon of gasoline. The thing is, Youtube doesn't get dark enough for me, plus the porn is minimal.

I've got my head so far up hardcore pornography's ass that I didn't even realize there are titties on Youtube! How did I miss that? I mean, I don't need them, but it's good to know that they're there—what an incredible opportunity for the youth. Older readers will recognize it as this generation's WhiteHouse.com.

That's why I hit DarknessPorn when I want to see some fucked up shit. 

Darkness Porn was started by like-minded people who knew that humans need a place to release the demon that preferably isn't on each other. 

It's a mixture of snuff, injury, bizarre porn, and what the fuck videos that will leave you scratching your head and maybe stroking your penis. And to be real, it gets a lot worse than the mentioned subjects.

Darkness porn is one of those strange places where happy-go-lucky people meet up with murderous sociopaths to take a peek at the tortures life has to offer the unlucky. It makes the happy grateful and the murderous horny. That's what every great porn should strive to do. 

Darkness Porn went with a Disney / Pixar aesthetic featuring unicorns, rainbows, candy, pink clouds, and smiley faces... I'm just kidding. It's a barebones two-shade black background, and the site's symbol is a skull and cross bones. The place looks exactly as it should. It's dressed like a school shooter.

The main menu sits up top and contains the options Home, Categories, Actors, Tags, Extreme BDSM, Femdom porn, BDSM chat, Search bar, and a link to the most pussy soaked porn reviewer on the planet. 

The main menu makes Darkness porn sound almost vanilla, but the popular tag list below sets the mood just right. Some of my favorites are Drugged, Necrophilia, Crying, Crippled, Alien, Hanging, Horror, Wheelchair, Strangled, Suffocate, Panty poop, Diaper, Torture, and, of course, snuff.

Put Through Their Pussy Paces

Despite the extreme nature of Darkness Porn, you may be surprised by how many stars make their way onto the "actors" page. I have a lot more respect for some of these bitches now. You won't see them sticking a spiked bat into their assholes like some of the cunts here, but they still throw down. Shouts out to the likes of Riley Reid, Adriana Chechik, Cory Chase, Abella Danger, and Sasha Grey.

There are also some ladies here that made their names doing BDSM and extreme porn. I'm talking about ladies such as Delirious Hunter, Bonnie Rotten, Romi Rain, Lady Fyre, and Joana Angel.

Humans get so distracted by the traits that make us different, but ultimately, we are all the same, and porn is a fantastic example of that fact. That's why Darkness porn is offered in twenty-four languages. Many of those languages are from the soviet block because no one handles watching fucked up shit like those guys. When you've seen it in real life, watching snuff on TV is like a sitcom.

Darkness Porn has a small content filter to help you locate the right fucked up shit for you. You can sort by the Most recently added, Highest rated, Most viewed, and longest duration. 

I love how Darkness Porn describes its amputee section at the bottom of the page. "Hot girls with amputee legs, toes, little pinkie fingers, and more." They act like it's just a little taste of amputation. "Don't worry, guys. This chick just clipped her fingernails a little short." Don't feed me that bullshit Darkness Porn. I'm looking at a midget with no arms or legs right now as we speak. Unless that bitch went to a woodchipper for her manicure, I'm calling your bluff.

From TikTok to Dick Dock

Amputee content on Darkness Porn falls into a few different categories, but all categories fit into two main types: meant to be porn, and not meant to be porn. Starting with non-porn, we have what I call "bitches doing shit on social media they didn't intend for dudes to jerk off to." It's a bit of a clumsy title, but it gets the job done.

An example of this shit is "Amputee Dances." This bitch was just trying to make a Youtube video, and now some dude named Dan is jerking off to her after he gets out of church. So much for likes and comments.

Next, we have "bitches trying to do everyday activities that become particularly difficult when you're missing one or more limbs." It doesn't sound very masturbatable, but you're not being open-minded enough. Be careful, gents. You don't want to be canceled by the libs for not jerking off to a bitch with no hands putting her shoes on. It's every bit as arousing as watching an ordinary hot bitch give a blow job. 

An example of this is "Arm Amputee." Here we see a bitch attempting to cut up and eat a small cake while only having one arm. If anyone has ever felt the urge to stroke your cock while watching Dateline, you'll love this clip.

Another variant of amputee porn is, "this bitch is so fucked up that all you have to do is look at her." These clips feature bitches with one or no limbs simply existing. Most feature a bitch sitting in a chair getting interviewed by a newscaster."

An example is the aptly titled "Amputee interview." If you can jerk off to a fucking interview, you may have a problem. I can't recommend a therapist, but I can recommend you watch some normal fucking porn, my man.

From here, things get freakier. Or maybe they get less freakier considering they are meant to be masturbated to. The lines get fuzzy on a website like Darkness Porn. 

I like to call the next video type "guy shows off bitches handicap for a while and then fucks the shit out of her." These videos start with a guy carrying around a legless bitch, helping her make breakfast, or dancing with her or some shit. Then, once her handicap has been adequately established, dude man beats that pussy up. 

This is a perfect blend of the two categories of amputee porn. Things start with a foreplay of mundane tasks that eventually bleeds into pornography. An example of this is "Sexy Triple Amputee." 

First, we get to experience what a romantic night at home with a one-armed bitch looks like. Her boyfriend cooks her dinner, they dance around the living room, and he rubs her nubs. Then later in the video, he stuffs her into a fishing net and drains a nut against her cervix, just as the good Lord intended.

Gentlemen, I'm going to let you explore what the following levels of amputee porn are yourselves. Let's just say shit gets deep from here on out.

If you ask me, Darkness Porn is performing a public service, but it could still use some improvement. I would like to see them expand the content filter a bit. Considering how extreme and strange the porn gets, they could have a very unique and fun filter where you could adjust violence levels and the like.

Stop listening to me and go watch an armless bitch iron her clothes before getting her asshole reamed out.