TNAFlix Amputee

When asked to think of words that best describe my readers, I think of adjectives like weak, sissy, cuck, and dumb. For example, I bet you didn't know what an adjective is. For another example, you're pissed I called you out on not knowing what an adjective is, and you would love to beat me up, but if I were right in front of you, you wouldn't do shit.

You Need a Victim, Not a Partner

Now I'm not saying all of this just to make you feel bad. I have a point. My point is that you guys want to get pussy, but the only way that happens is if you find pussy weaker than you are.

That's a tough proposition for some fags like you guys. See, your weakness is mental. For many, your bodies work just fine. You may be a fat slob, but you can still walk around and pick shit up.

Your mind, on the other hand, is feeble and hobbled. It can barely process sensory information, let alone derive original thoughts from the events surrounding your life. And let's be honest. Learning is not exactly in your wheelhouse.

Your executive function could be best described as non-functioning. Convincing yourself to get off the couch is a battle royal. Your day-to-day consists of porn, reading Porndude articles, eating frozen burritos, crying into a crusty sock, and creeping on female coworkers on social media. 

These are all traits of the type of guy that women flee from. You're the reason women hold their keys in their hands like wolverine when they enter dark parking garages.

If the key to you getting laid is finding a bitch weaker than you, finding one mentally weaker is off the table. I don't think that woman exists anywhere on Earth. So instead, you'll have to find a bitch that is physically weaker than you. Someone that will have to rely on you to function in everyday life. 

There are many different types of disabled bitch for you to choose from, but not all are alike. I don't want to fuck with any bitches that have organs outside of their body or shit bags hanging off of their waists. Instead, I prefer a plain old amputee.

Nub if you Buck

Amputees come with a lot of positives. First off, they look like regular human beings. No matter how banging a body some bitch with down syndrome has, I can't get over the face. I need to be able to readily identify my sexual partners as human. 

They are also very thirsty. Not many guys are down to throw some dick at a bitch missing one or more limbs. It can be tough to stare at the disfigured nub. But let me tell you. It's a lot easier to stare at a nub than the pronounced forehead of a down syndrome sufferer. 

I know that you might not be ready to dive right into some limbless bitches pussy, so I recommend you watch amputee porn on TnaFlix.

I don't want to leave anyone behind before I even review the site, so let me take a moment to recognize my purists out there. By that, I mean those with an amputee fetish. You're not here as the result of a compromise between you and your penis. You're here for the love of the game, and I see you. You get my respect. 

I want incest fans to read that last sentence closely. I have more respect for a dude with some bitches nub in his asshole than I do you. Does that hurt? Because it should.

TNA Flix is a porn tube site with a design that gets the job done. It's not a looker, but nor is she ugly, sort of like an amputee bitch. I'm a bit annoyed that they came so close to not using a white background. The border is a nice gunmetal grey, but it switches to eggshell towards the center. 

The main menu resides at the top and includes the options Home, Search bar, I love data, Upload, Log in, Sign up, Profile, Language selector, Hide or display category list, Videos, Photos, Categories, Channels, Pornstars, Tags, Members, and Live sex.

Alert to all of my unemployed readers. (Also known as all of you bastards) TNA Flix is currently looking for a data analyst. I'm not sure what data they need to be analyzed so badly, but it could be a great opportunity. I doubt any of you know how to crunch numbers, but I figured I'd mention it just in case.

TNA Flix hosts its own live streaming service. It used to be that every time you saw a live sex button on a tube site, it was an ad for Livejasmine, BongaCams, or Chaturbate. Those days are gone, and now many sites have started their own service.

I was able to scrape up a couple of different amputee live performers that frequent the site. Unfortunately, they weren't online for this visit, so I can't review their skills, but they seem like they know what they are doing based on the profiles. If you want to check them out, their usernames are KarolMaAmputeeLady and AmputeeLatinGuy.

The channels are split up by content-creating studios. You can browse them by Featured channels, Most recently added, Most popular, Top rated, and Your subscribed channels. Some of the top channels right now are Blacked, Brazzers, Tushy, All Japanese Pass, We Are Hairy, Naughty America, Reality Kings, and Vixen.

Down the left side of the site is a category list that can be hidden by the previously mentioned menu button. They are listed alphabetically for easy navigation.

Content can be filtered by a few different parameters. The options are split into two groups. The first contains the options All, HD, Relevance, Keyword, Most recent, Top rated, Anytime, Today, This Week, This month, Duration, Short, Medium, Long, and Full length. The second filter has the options Videos, Pornstars, and Users.

A SAK on Your Sack

Let's spend some time checking out the amputee content on TNA Flix, starting with "SAK Amputee Rubbing Her Stump with her Sexy Toes." "SAK" is an acronym that stands for Single Above Knee. For those still confused about what an adjective is, an acronym is a phrase represented by the first letters of each word in the phrase. See there, guys? You learn something new every day.

This is a very niche porn. Not too many guys have an amputee foot fetish, but something tells me that if you're into it, you're very into it. After watching the video, I can tell you that I am very not into it.

At only one minute long, the clip is short and sweet. We don't see her face or any other body part for that matter outside of a foot and her nub. However, she was kind enough to put a vibrator in her pussy that you can see just barely poking out. If this is your kind of thing, good for you, and godspeed.

Let's keep the weird going and watch "Violin Playing Amputee is Seduced into Some Steamy Action." The video opens with an older homeless-looking gentleman busking in a hallway adjacent to a bar. His violin is playing a beautiful and sad tone that attracts the likes of a beautiful woman.

At first, she rewards him by tossing some money into his open violin case, but she feels like that's not enough. He is far too talented to only receive a five-buck tip. 

Most people would pull their wallets back out, but this bitch unzips the violin player's pants and opens her mouth. The dude is about to have the best day of his life.

I have to give a shit ton of credit to this bitch. Judging by the general aesthetic of this fellow, his penis isn't exactly scrubbed clean every day. Something tells me it smells like old meat and black mold. 

Surprisingly, at first, the guy is able to keep playing his instrument, but soon enough, he is enraptured by the blow job. The slut recognizes that she has him under her spell, so she takes off her pants and slips his dick into her pussy. Alright, now it's the best day of this guy's life.

If you fuck faces are ever to have sex with a flesh and blood woman, it's going to have to be more of a victim than a partner. You need to find a bitch weaker than you, and an amputee is an ideal option. To prepare, feast your eyes on some severed limbs on TNA Flix.

There isn't much to complain about on TNA Flix except for the white background. I think the reason it upsets me is because they came so close to having a darker one.

Start your fuck training today and bust a nut to a limbless nugget.