Porn.com Police

Put your hands up! Was your hand already on your cock? You must have a thing for getting arrested, getting strip-searched, and having a deep-throat blowjob from a busty cop. That's usually not how it goes in real life. The police bitches in the police porn category of this website don't write tickets; they write your cumshot all over their faces. They don't just have whores on the force; they've got porn's most notable citizens, like Johnny Sins as a security guard. I should have known with a role like police, Johnny Sins would've popped up. He's the model citizen, and you've probably seen him fucking one of his patients on this website.

You've probably been to this website when you first started watching porn, but if you're a little late to our fap party, welcome to the most cliche porn site. I don't know about you, but porn.com is where I had many of my first online faps. I haven't seen police videos in a while, so I'm already lubed up while watching Lana Rhoades suck off a cop like a little slut. That's always one way to get out of trouble or end up sucking off the entire squad. From group sex to good-cop and bad-cop lesbian action, you would have never thought police officers could be so fucking hot. 

Getting strip search and a surprise blowjob from the law is not something you would expect when getting stopped on a normal day. But I guess shifts get boring, and some roadside dick is the perfect amount of entertainment for a day on the job for these chicks. So, if you've ever dreamed of this happening, quit dreaming and just click the link, fuckers. Before you go fapping, I'll let you know the usual pros and cons of this website and give some recommendations that make this site even better. By the end of this review, you'll know what to expect and if this shit is Porn Dude-approved!

First Look & Functionality

Like most sites you use to blow your load, it's content-focused. Being porn.com, you've got to get straight to the tits, ass, and seeing anal on the first page is fucking fabulous. Johnny Sins isn't every male officer, but when I pulled up this page, he gave some brunette the nine-inch law dick for being such a slut. Believe me, it's perfectly legal to be a slut, but just don't cross officer Sins. That's not all you'll see on the first page of the police porn page of porn.com; the more you scroll, if you can make it that long without cumming everywhere, you'll see a lot of cops that are chicks. 

These are always the best videos, and you're probably watching one right now while beating your meat. If I was ever going to get arrested, this is how I'd want it. I don't hate cops, just douchebags with one-inch dick who think the badge makes them hard. It's the opposite when it comes to chicks, though, because something about the serious tone in their voice makes them even hotter. When it's pat-down time, and she feels your boner, you're not getting away with just a ticket; you'll have to cum on her big tits or fill her tight pussy for her long shift. 

Even though it's one of the most famous porn sites, they don't host videos. Instead, you'll have to visit other websites to watch the videos. This can be a good thing for finding new websites, but it's also not ideal for fapping. For example, you might see a video of hot police chicks that takes you to the best website with free police porn videos. But, in the next video, the site that redirects you to has pop-ups, and over fifty MILFs in your area are looking to fuck. Does anyone actually click on those? That's your fault, dumbass. Besides pop-up ads and a few page redirects, these things are expected when you're fapping to free porn. 

I'm a fan of the desktop version of porn.com, but I wouldn't browse this site on mobile again. I tried it before taking a shower, and I wasn't impressed with all the ads I was getting. I could get a nice fap in, but it would have been better if I had used my laptop. If you want to stumble upon the best sites to keep in the future and have a dependable viewing experience, don't even try to hide in the bathroom watching this shit on your phone. Just stay up extra late for 'work,' and you can see what kind of justice these chicks are serving with their pussy, and what kind of punishment these chicks are taking by these cops' cocks! 

Here's the Pros

Who doesn't love free porn? That's mostly all I fucking show you, and it's for a reason; it's the best porn. Porn.com has thousands of videos for you to jerk off to, and it's not on a shitty website, either. They've done well at keeping everything up to date while maintaining the main focus of showing the hottest chicks. Everything is becoming more premium, and nothing says cock-block like premium content. Although they promote premium and free content, porn.com will mostly show you thousands of free videos. With the videos not being hosted by the website, you can find new sites that can be directly in line with the shit you're fapping to. In this case, it's police porn videos. Some of these videos link to sites that either only show police porn videos or have even more content centered around police. 

As usual, you won't be able to take your hand off your dick. I haven't seen as much roleplay like this in a while. You've got your typical chick that did something wrong being questioned by the typical bald cop, and he ends up fucking her over the interrogation desk five minutes later. You also have hot cop partners looking for anything suspicious, which in their eyes, means finding someone with a big cock. I don't usually fuck with all the acting, but this shit isn't that bad because they cut to the fucking pretty quick. Most of the time, it's just straight-up hardcore for me, but I like skits when they're not corny. Okay, maybe they're a little corny. Still, there's nothing lame about binge-watching busty bitches and cumming over fifty times in one fap session. That's what I'm doing right now, and it's what you'll do if you decide to go down the porn.com route. 

The Cons & Recommendations

It's hard to complain about busting nuts to busty cops trying to serve justice with a big juicy ass and their lips around a cock. After all, it's about looking after the community, right? But what says caring more than fucking the shit out of someone? That's something I love about the police porn category of porn.com, but what about the shit I don't love? As I said, I don't think this is the website on which you'll end up fapping. The role of Porn.com is to connect you to the best possible options for you to watch. You'll find new websites, and although they can help you discover more specific porn, the technical difficulties aren't worth it sometimes. For example, suppose you click on a video that leads you to a broken link. In that case, your fap is probably ruined unless you find another part of the video. 

Also, for the police category, I expected more police videos. Instead, I got a few good police videos, a security guard video, and for some reason, a shit ton of Alice March videos. Although she's got some tight pussy, she wasn't getting arrested, and that's not what I was looking for. I ended up fapping to many of the sites I was redirected to, and the ones that worked were fantastic. Of course, with free websites, you'll be mid-jerk, accidentally click something, and get a live cam pop-up. After browsing other sites and getting away from porn.com after finding the shit you need to fap, you'll start getting more of their shitty ads. Instead of getting better, ads only get worse from there, but the good news is the pussy gets better, and the chicks are way fucking hotter. 

My Final Thoughts

I wish some big-ass chick cops would bust down my door, threatening to arrest me if I don't give them my cock. But, instead, I've watched every fucking video on porn.com that had to do with big-tit cops until I used up every pocket pussy I had. Although these cops may have a looser pussy from all this public service, that was one of the best cumshots I've ever fucking had. Sometimes it's good to switch it up with a little skit content, and if you're looking for hot scenarios that aren't corny like a lot of videos out there, you should check out the police porn on porn.com.

I thought I was done beating it, but I found some scattered throughout the category's pages. It's not as organized as I would like it to be, but overall, I've discovered more sites to review for you sick fucks, and I was able to blow my load about fifty times. Of course, you probably won't hit fifty unless you jerk off like I do. Still, if you are looking for a quick site that takes you to free videos of the sluttiest cops on the squad, you should check out porn.com. I've got to clean out my pocket pussies for the next reviews, but the verdict is in, and this website is hands-down on my dick Porn Dude-approved!

I'll admit, many policewomen are packing some serious huge ass in those ugly pants. But, as hot as it would be to feel those warm wet sugar walls, you're better off just fapping to these police porn videos on Porn.com. You're welcome, fuckers.