When it comes to a good hangover cure, there are a lot of supposed remedies out there. But for me, you can’t beat the mixture of the taste of cunt mixed with the taste of alcohol lining your mouth the morning after fucking some whiskey-fuelled whore at a party.
However, recently I’ve found my party invites dwindling because of my insatiable desire to fuck every slut in the room and leave her bow-legged, leaking cum, and regretting her life decisions (I mean the hangover, not the fact that I came inside her asshole then laughed at her cum farts the next morning).
So, where the fuck am I to get my fix of vodka-glugging bitches who’ll suck dick whilst battling the urge to projectile vomit all over the room? Well, the answer lies in porn. And when it comes to websites, there are few with a URL as straight to the point as porn.com. Today, I’m going to the bottom of the bottle of the site’s alcohol-fuelled party porn section.
Will it make me happier than the drunk girl who slurs “please stick it in my ass and leave me with a reward” in your ear, or will it be worse than waking up next to a creampied fat chick with a pussy like a punched meatloaf? Grab a red cup and keep reading to find out!
What is Porn.com?
Porn.com is a formidable URL and is one of the largest and most extensive libraries of porn videos on earth. From the latest budding porn sluts to well-established pornstars and amateur whores to debauched party sluts, there is all manner of filthy women featured here. Plus, it is designed with powerful tools for you to navigate it all flawlessly.
Porn.com has been going for over a decade and hit the ground running back in 2008. It’s designed like a tube site, but it’s different from the rest. Because rather than ripping off porn producers’ work, it has become an aggregator site which gives full credit and traffic back to the original producers/websites.
Millions upon millions of porn videos are featured here, and users can flawlessly filter content by categories and by straight, trans, and gay content. Plus, if you want to narrow down smut according to your favourite pornstar, you can explore an entire alphabet of cock-sucking Queens from Angela White to Zaley Zane.
The Party Porn on Porn.com
Currently, there are over 437,409 videos in the party porn category of Porn.com, which is a filthy snapshot of the wild and passionate behaviour of horny men and women worldwide.
There’s also some transsexual action here, too, if you want to see some drunk dude let a shemale rearrange his sphincter on a one-night-stand (the hilarious scene of him begging her not to tell another living soul the next morning isn’t included).
There’s no limit to the type of party or social events featured here, but they all end in the same way: drunk, covered in spunk, and teeming with regret. You can find everything from dorm room girls losing their innocence to older college sluts, bachelorette parties where the stripper gets way more than a tip, wine-fuelled dinner parties that end in a swinging orgy, insatiable whores sucking off a rugby team after a win, and bachelor parties where the groom makes the most of his last moments of sexual freedom!
But, of course, I do have my favourites! So here are some of my highlights of browsing the site. Hopefully, the girls acting out in these videos were too drunk to remember what they did because their vaginas (and me) certainly don’t forget!
● The cock-sucking party – The Karen-style host of this female-only party hires a few male strippers for shits and giggles. Only for her to later realise she’s underestimated the sexual ferocity of the younger women attending. What follows is a drunken blowbang of clothed women on a hung, naked stripper and a fully-HD camera to catch every public deepthroat debacle of the night. Epic!
● Oktoberfest orgy – After downing enormous German beers, the Lederhosen is thrown aside, and a gang of drunken Oktoberfest attendees slide into a wild orgy. But in the true German form, shit gets wild really fast! Innocent-looking blondes end up fisting dudes, and guys creampie fertile-looking German chicks like there’s no tomorrow (but hopefully, there is birth control!). That’s a hangover that might hurt!
● Two drunken Thai chicks fucked by a sex tourist – This dude clearly didn’t want the night to end. After bringing two sexy Thai hookers back to his hotel room, the party continued. This poor dude’s investment didn’t quite pay off because he got a whisky dick after cumming in one of the whores. But, like a true gentleman, he made sure the girls earned the rest of their money by eating their pussy and making them do some filthy girl-on-girl action with each other. Gotta love Thailand, man!
But with over 430,000 drunken porn videos from parties all over the world, this site design needs to do a good job when it comes to navigation. And we’re just about to cover that next!
Design of Porn.com
With a URL as high-end as that, you’d think porn.com has thrown quite a bit of cash into its site design. However, it’s fairly bare-bones, but it does function well. As an aggregator site, porn.com pulls its smut from across the web, embeds it, and then directs traffic back to the video’s original location.
Don’t worry; this doesn’t mean you’ll have to navigate a sticky minefield of shady porn sites and pray your antivirus is wearing a condom because Porn.com lists the original source of each porn video below the thumbnail, so you’ll know where you’re heading before you click on it.
The site’s logo is premium, eye-catching, and not over the top. Although, I prefer the red logo in the footer, which is lonely at the bottom of the site. The main menu directs you to the site’s numerous categories, featured porn stars, and third-party sites where you can find games, adult cams, etc.
What I Like About Porn.com
The range of over 430,000 party porn videos here is enough to keep me going all year! Well, ok, maybe just all week. From drunk Spring Break whores blowbanging 100 guys and ruining their future careers before it’s even begun to mature women at a bachelor party sucking the stripper’s dick with a glaze of Jack Daniels over their horny eyes, the whole spectrum of regrettable drunk sex is on offer here in full HD!
The site is easy to use and find your way around. Plus, when you click on one of their third-party videos, they always open in a new window, so you never lose your search progress on Porn.com itself.
Drunken party porn aside, the range of categories available on Porn.com is beyond belief. It has an entire alphabet of porn categories to explore and play with, from 18-year-old Latina and anal-squirting Asian teachers to Dutch lesbians and Czech creampie grannies.
What I Don’t Like
For a domain name as powerful as Porn.com, it does deliver an experience no more high-end than any other generic porn site. Plus, it’s an aggregator site, so there’s nothing here which is produced by the site itself; it’s all third-party.
Plus, some of the videos are reserved for premium paying members of third-party sites, but there’s nothing to indicate this before clicking on the thumbnail. In contrast, other porn aggregator sites often differentiate them by adding a dollar sign to the thumbnail or video description.
There’s also some epic drunken debauchery on here, but some of the best are filmed on a shitty smartphone, making it really hard to masturbate to when there’s way better quality footage to be enjoyed.
Suggestions That I Have For The Site
Correctly mark premium videos as premium without us having to click on them and find out. I could be mid-way through a brutal jerk-off session, and my wallet could be across the room; let me know in advance!
Porn.com could do with some unique content of its own. Perhaps some branded shoots with merchandise featured to really drive home the unique and powerful domain name?
Conclusion
When it comes to formidable porn sites that cover practically every niche of pornography in the current adult industry, Porn.com is definitely up there with the best. The site does not let us down when it comes to drunk party porn.
With just shy of half a million videos of alcohol-fuelled debauchery for us to masturbate over, it’s a site that keeps on giving. One thing is for sure; our post-nut clarity won’t be as harsh as the post-nut clarity of the women featured in these videos.
How the fuck do these girls explain that video of them sucking off eight black dudes at a house party to their future husband?
