Preggophilia

Congratulations, I threw up. I review pornography for a living every single day and to this day I haven’t thrown up. You changed that. Your fucked up pregnancy fetish made me return my lunch to sender, launch it back up my throat, into my mouth then back down again. You people disgust me. My greatest fear is your greatest fantasy. Do you have any idea how much money I spend on condoms to avoid ever having to see a pregnant belly in real life? Do you? I custom order that shit straight from the factory. I’ve been thinking about getting my dick tip laminated so that I can become my own condom, for life, but that would mean I could never provide cumshots again, so I’ve decided against it for the time being. Still, I have to be careful and make sure I never get a bitch pregnant because that is easily the least arousing thing in the universe. It just reminds me of impending child support. Fuck that noise.

There are apparently countless perverts among you who get aroused at the idea of child support. Either that or you truly love the look of pregnant bellies. In my view, those bellies are the only thing uglier than pure fat bellies that are the result of too many cheeseburgers. I don’t understand you. I can’t. You’re backwards. Your sex drive makes no sense to me. Also, welcome to Preggophilia. This place is disgusting, like your fetish and it comes with oodles of content to keep your sick depraved preferences affirmed for years to come. There’s enough content here on backlog to last you a century and new shit gets posted on the daily, so you’re sure to feel like you’ve found your clan. I would suggest you just fuck a balloon instead, but if you’re painfully obsessed with pregnant bellies and your passion cannot be quelled, then by all means, whip it out to Preggophilia. I’m going to review this bad boy carefully and meticulously for you, then I’m going to wash my eyes with bleach.

The Ugliest Women From Across the Realm

Why do I hate Preggophilia? That’s a great question. Just look at this content! All of these women are fuck ugly! Sure, some of them had some potential at some point in the past – that’s how they managed to get knocked up. Now, with the bellies, they all look like horror movie monster rejects. This is not very cash money. These women look less fuckable than certain inanimate objects I’ve seen. I’d rather stick my cock inside a pineapple than wave it anywhere near these bitches. They clearly don’t know that cum is for swallowing and not for impregnation. How can you trust a woman like that? You can’t. She’s a freak of nature. She wants to use your cum to make babies. Run! Run far away from these kinds of women!

I’m going to try to pray really hard right now for some peace of mind and clarity, to try and give you an actual opinion that doesn’t sound like I’m on my period. Ok, here we go: On average, the girls on Preggophilia are actually quite unattractive. The overall trend here is that men come together to share images of pregnant babes, some of whom they are directly involved with. I.e., they share wife photos here and there. Other times, they share content that they found online. The common thread is that every woman that’s posted is actively pregnant. There’s variety among how pregnant the babes actually are, with the 8th and 9th month photos being the most prevalent. These dudes really want to see the bellies bulge out like they’re going to blow. There are also earlier photos of babes, but they’re rarer. Either way, as long as the belly is unnaturally large and protruding, it will inevitably end up here on Preggophilia.

Mixed Bag of Dung Smut

This place is both a discussion forum and a posting forum, with proper separation of topics across categories with countless threads. What I find really unfortunate about it is that beyond the categories which are used for topical classification, there’s no real quality control, because the site is driven by community care. Random members of the site post random content. It’s all pregnancy related, of course, but beyond that you don’t really know what you’re going to get. You have no way of guaranteeing that the smut is going to be worthwhile.

You could probably get by with checking out an individual user’s post history, if you find someone with similar tastes as you, but when you browse at random, you’re shit out of luck. All of the posts are going to feel unrelated. The bellies are there, but the quality is all-over the place. One minute you’re jacking off to hot Latinas with giant asses, suckable nipples and gorgeous faces, the next minute you’re seeing some random ass, ugly ass Indian girls who look like they’re about to pass a giant lizard from their pussies. I didn’t mean to make a racial distinction there; I was just going at random from what I see on the front of the main category.

Difficult to Navigate Around Smut

This place is in dire need of quality control, but there’s no way of that happening, since the community is law. If you see a thread you don’t like, you give it a pass and move on to the next one. It would be great if I could somehow sort by images and only see the images, so that I know roughly which direction I’m going, but I got none of that during my first visit of Preggophilia. Instead, I had to jump from one thread to another at random and hope I end up somewhere hot. Most of the time I did not end up somewhere hot. Granted, this is really not my kind of smut, but judging by my pussy standards alone, these babes are overall not very fuckable.

I think that the real roadblock for me is my natural aversion to pregnant babes. It’s not that I am that allergic to the idea of women having babies. I’m a player, not an insane person. I know that there’s beauty in the whole baby making process and raising kids and what have you. It might not be my thing, but I can respect it. The problem here is that the baby making process is visually very fucking gross, especially after the belly starts developing. I mean, there’s a fucking child in here somewhere. And sure, it might just be a clump of cells at first, but it develops. It turns into a human being. That’s whack shit. I don’t want that anywhere near me when I’m thinking of tits and asses.

I Guess Fucking Pregnant Bitches Is Ok

On the flip side I have to also respect the fact that women, even pregnant ones, are sexual beings that are entitled to their loving, at least, if there’s someone willing to provide it. It’s moral and ethical to fuck pregnant babes, or so I’ve heard. I still can’t get over the general grossness, but I guess that’s why I’m just reviewing Preggophilia whereas you are considering fapping to it. By all means, go ahead. I won’t judge you. Think that this place has a lot of potential, especially considering the fact that it’s so loyal to the actual fetish.

All the people on Preggophilia are extremely nice to one another, especially since they all share the same fetish. However, they also have some insider understanding in the form of jargon. They discuss pregnant women with the same gusto that I talk about cars. They know the ins and outs of what turns people on in this community. There’s some overlap in passion here. It’s almost as if fetishes give you an inherent bond with people or some shit. Either way, I think that you’re going to feel welcome here as long as you’re like-minded and similarly depraved.

As for the quality of the overall smut, pregnancy jokes aside, it’s half-decent. I wish they had more videos, but seeing as how this is a forum, I’m not surprised they’re mostly focused on images and discussions. The images that are here are fine. They’re serviceable. I’m not seeing nearly as many high-def photographs as I’d like, but for fapping purposes, these bad boys will do. Just be warned, most of these women are very fucking pregnant. Their bellies protrude so far from their bodies that it looks like they’re hosting an alien parasite. Instead, they’re hosting a local parasite, but how can you know that for sure until it comes out? Pray for these women. Also, fap to them in the meantime if that’s your jam. I don’t give a shit.