Reddit PreggoPorn

I’m reviewing pregnancy smut again, yay. I had my sperm count checked for this one. I’m also currently hard as fuck. I want to get into the perfect mind state for impregnation. I want to combine the visuals of hot naked pregnant bitches with the feeling of being hard and fertile. That way, I will be ever more vigilant when it comes to not accidentally impregnating women, lest I become like you people and end up with a fetish that I cannot undo. Wanting to bang pregnant women is like trying to eat the plate after you’ve had your meal. The job has been done. The woman has been defiled. It’s time to move on, my man. If she’s pregnant, that’s basically a cum flag that someone has placed inside of her. Take the hint and move on to a babe who hasn’t been impregnated yet.

If I try to put a positive spin on this shit, I guess I’d have to acknowledge the number one pro to banging a pregnant woman – she can’t get pregnant again. I know there were rumors that apparently pregnant bitches can have another baby if you do it fast enough and that’s how twins are made, but I have it on good authority that that’s not how the process works. Once she’s knocked up, she has no periods for nine months and she can guzzle as much cum as you can provide, with no repercussions. You could use a pregnant woman’s vaginas as cum storage. It’ll hold up to a gallon, depending on the babe. I don’t know how you’re supposed to put a cap on it, but you understand what I’m getting at. There’s no upper limit to the fun. Hell, if she’s your pregnant woman, i.e., your wife, there’s also the lower likelihood of STDs. For nine months you get a natural sex recipient. As for how hot she is during those nine months, this is where it gets controversial.

Reddit Comes in Clutch Every Time

Welcome to paragraph three, where I stop with the peppered tangents and remember that I’m supposed to be reviewing a particular website. Today we’re talking about /r/PreggoPorn, Reddit’s solution for people who love pregnant women in a sexual way. The fun never stops on Reddit, no matter how depraved you might be. As far as pregnancy fetishism, well, it’s far from the most depraved. It’s actually kind of vanilla. Hell, it comes with sex in the missionary position and monogamous sex. It’s pretty tame. There’s no pain and there’s lots of pleasure. That being said, the whole idea of finding the female form sexy while there’s a baby inside, that’s what gets my goat. So, we may not be looking at depraved pornography, per se, but we are seeing a near infinite supply of naked pictures of bitches with giant bellies.

/r/PreggoPorn is a huge subreddit with regular posting once every few hours or so. There are countless pregnant bellies here with a focus on nudity and a ton of pussies and assholes. Granted, the assholes are a bit hard to see sometimes unless the babes squat under a perfect angle, but the idea is there. I mean, what did you expect? The babes are kind of misshapen. Just be grateful for what you get. They take a lot of frontal photos with exposure of the pregnant belly, of course and there’s also the one anatomical upside to pregnancy – giant tits. Every babe has giant tits when she’s pregnant. It has to do with hormones. The breasts swell up because they’re prepping the milking stations. Those bad boys are going to shoot milk like they’re trying to make cows look bad. That’s pretty interesting, I won’t lie.

The Babes Want Attention

I was surprised to find that /r/PreggoPorn was almost entirely maintained by posts from actual pregnant women. I mean, these are not second-hand posts. The girls are posting themselves. Hell, they’re proud of it. It’s like /r/GoneWild but for pregnant women. They’re constantly posting. The guys that frequent this place are extremely grateful. They’re regular subscribers to the sub and they come back regularly. Some of these babes even try to profit on their nudity, but you know it’s a temporary gig, considering they can’t be pregnant forever. They’re kind of on a deadline.

The posts on /r/PreggoPorn all have a certain warm familiarity to them with welcoming titles that suggest that these girls really want your attention. That’s why I compared this place to GoneWild. The babes will talk about how they want to be taken by you or how they want you to suckle on their milkers. They invite you to place yourself under them so they can sit on your face. They oil up their baby bumps in order to make them more appealing, I guess and they generally want to encourage you to fap to their naked bodies. I never understood the impulse that gets women to do this kind of crap, but I’m grateful for it in principle. As for the pregnant aspect of things, well, these women are properly pregnant, I can tell you that much. There’s also a verifying system on the sub that I didn’t bother getting into. Suffice it to say that the admins of /r/PreggoPorn try to vet the girls on here to give them some sort of long-term confirmation of authenticity. This place is not welcoming to spam bots and the like.

Reddit’s A Welcoming Home

There are countless perverts on /r/PreggoPorn that are keeping this place active and generally encouraging more posting. On top of all the upvotes that women receive on here, they also get a lot of praise for their work. It’s mostly tame compliments from dudes saying that the babes are hot as fuck. Once in a while you’ll get a really out of touch character who’ll type in an entire fucking essay about his parasocial relationship with the bitch in the photo and that’s really unfortunate, but for the most part the comments are courteous. There doesn’t seem to be a lot of discussion here if at all. The dudes rarely comment on top of each other’s comments. I haven’t seen a single string of comments on here in an hour of browsing. So, this place is very much reminiscent of a porn site in that way.

Seeing as how we’re living in the future and all, Reddit is very welcoming to videos as well as images. Roughly 10% of the content on here is in video format, though as you know it loads separately, outside of Reddit, since the forum itself doesn’t allow the embedding of videos. Either way, they’re uploaded to proper high quality free video hosting sites, so you don’t go through any grief to watch them. You see a pregnant bitch; you click on a pregnant bitch and then she starts moving on your screen. It’s great stuff.

All About the Pregnant Chicks

I’m surprised to see that there aren’t more men in the photos and videos, though, considering that these bitches all had someone impregnate them to begin with. Immaculate conception is a myth. You’d think that the baby daddies might want to step into the frame and maybe provide some cum for added flair. Hell, they could turn the whole scene into a proper pornographic work, but this is rare. I don’t think I’ve seen a single cock so far and I’ve been browsing for a while. I’m sure they can be found here somewhere – there’s no ban on cocks as far as I can tell. Still, this place is almost exclusively focused on the babes as a work of erotic art. Hell, they even use the word erotica in the description. So, on the one hand, the fetish is kind of fucked up, on the other, the actual aficionados are tame and generally courteous. It’s a nice combination, if you ask me.

You know already that I’m not into /r/PreggoPorn, but I have to give credit where it’s due – this is a great subreddit. It’s rare for a sub to explode around one interest and remain consistent and respectful. Usually, these kinds of places end up as marketing destinations for whatever product can be peddled over the internet. Usually, it’s private smut accounts. Babes want to get paid. These pregnant bitches do that too, of course, but it doesn’t seem to have bogged down the quality of the posts or the quantity of amateur pornography from women who just want to see the world fap to their bellies.

As for the bellies themselves, I’m the wrong guy to be giving a rating to this crap, but I guess I can admit that a lot of these women are truly hot as fuck or at the very least they were before they got pregnant. If you want to jack off to pregnant babes, you’ve come to the right place. Subscribe to /r/PreggoPorn and enjoy the never-ending smut train of naked bitches, my guy.