BiEmpire

Bi Empire! I'm not a jealous man. My life is fucking fantastic. I can honestly say that I'm living the dream. I fuck the baddest bitches, have the best job, and get to watch porn all fucking day. What more could an alpha male want out of life? I wish you could get just a fraction of this for yourself.

We Can’t All Have It All

However, I'm still human. I still harbor jealousy, and unfortunately, there's nothing I can do to cure it. That's because who I'm jealous of are bi people. It looks fucking awesome. Imagine having the number of people you want to have sex with double. Holy shit. It's hard enough walking down the street on a summer's day watching all the fine ass walk by in short skirts. I couldn't imagine having to add guys to that list as well. But I want to.

Unfortunately, it's not in the cards for me. Dude's dicks just don't do the trick. Tits and pussy are so far superior. I feel bad for straight bitches and fags who have to deal with dicks and dirty assholes all day. I'll stick to pink pussy and supple tits, thank you.

But I know that many of my readers are bi, and that's a good thing. You want as many options as possible when you're as unfuckable as my readership. Plus, men are way more likely to fuck sad, lonely, ugly cucks like you than women are. Becoming bi might be a logical maneuver for you. It will increase the chances of getting your dick wet tenfold.

Whether you're currently bi or training to become bi, Biempire is a great porn site. It's brimming with all of the sexy bi content you need to play both sides of the fence.

The design on Bi Empire is like a porn tube site fucked a download site. It's exciting and gets visitors involved in the action right away. The only thing I don't like is the bright white background that singes the hair off my eyelids. Is this a porn site or flashlight? The main menu resides at the top of the site and includes the options Home, Scenes, Movies, Models, Log in, Join now, and Search. 

Because Bi Empire is a bi porn site, their model listing is fucking massive. It goes on for fucking ever. I can't even estimate how many performers are on it, but it's a fantastic mix of no-names, up-and-comers, and straight-up porn stars. 

Bi Empire is a paid premium porn site, so you'll need to pull out your credit card if you want to get your grubby little mitts on the good stuff. However, this is one of the most well-priced porn sites I've come across. You won't even notice the money missing.

They have three different membership options so potential subscribers can choose what fits their masturbation lifestyle best. For those still up in the air, you can get a two-day trial period for only a buck. It's the perfect way to dip your toes in the water, and I guarantee you'll be leaping off the diving board afterward.

If you like what you see but have no sense of the future, you can apply for the one-month membership for $19.99 for the first month and $24.99 thereafter. However, when it comes to masturbation, I'm always planning for the future.

That's why I recommend the one-year membership for $89.99. That calculates to only $7.49 a month. Seven bucks is barely the price of a burger and fries at your local fast food chain. It's totally worth being able to beat your meat to some of the best bi porn on the market.

An Exchange of Juices

Speaking of the best bi porn on the market, let's check some of it out, starting with "The Exchange," starring Vinna Reed, Brian Ragnastone, and Matthew. 

Kevin Jade is an innocent and untainted exchange student enjoying a semester abroad with his host couple, Max Born and Vinna Reed. Kevin is a tiny little twink with a nervous attitude and a lot of built-up anxiety about traveling. He is out of his comfort zone, and it shows.

However, Max Born and Vinna Reed are incredibly welcoming hosts that put him at ease, and he is about to learn just how "welcoming" they are. The couple takes Kevin into the bedroom to show him the bed all three will share while he is in the country. It seems a bit weird that he won't have his own bed, but Kevin doesn't want to complain. He only just arrived, after all.

It doesn't take long for the couple to show off their hospitality in some unique and kinky ways. Vinna starts to stroke Kevin's cock while Max rubs her pussy from behind. Pretty soon, all three are tangled in a hot, steamy bisexual threesome that will end with everyone's holes being filled with cum.

Moving on, we have "My Roommates a Perv," starring Jasmine Jai, Skyler Dee, and Luke Roman. Luke is a dirty fucking pervert who loves to sneak into his roommate Jamin's room and sniff her panties when she isn't home. She has no idea as Luke is careful to put everything back as it was before returning to his room to stroke his man meat. 

However, he is almost caught this time and barely manages to slip into Jasmin's closet before she and her boyfriend enter and start making out. 

Luke was already hard when the couple entered, so now that he is watching the make-out, he couldn't be any hornier. Finally, he can't take it anymore, so when Skylar leaves to hit the bathroom, Luke slips his cock out of a hole in the closet and convinces Jasmin it's her boyfriend's.

Jasmin starts sucking away, but when her real boyfriend returns, she isn't pissed. Instead, she invites Skylar to join in on the fun. Soon the couple extracted Luke from the closet, laid him down on the bed, and hopped on his cock like a pogo stick. This might be the best day of Luke's life. 

Don’t Mind the Man Behind the Curtain

That brings us to "Double Timing Husband," starring Melanie Hicks, John Magnum, and Daxx Carter. Daxx Carter is a happily married man, in no small part due to the fact he has a boyfriend also. John Magnum fucks Daxx in ways his wife never could. She has no idea that he leads a bi-double life, and that's the way Daxx wants to keep it.

One day, while John and Daxx are fucking in the shower, Mel returns home early. She hears the shower running and figures that she'll join her husband for some fun naked time. 

This is Daxx's worst nightmare coming true. There is only one door in the bathroom, so they are trapped with nowhere to run or hide. But Daxx is a smart motherfucker, so he does a little quick thinking. Perhaps he can intercept his wife before she makes it all the way to the tub.

Before Mel can pull the curtain back, Daxx sticks his torso out from the shower and starts sucking on his wife's tits. Mel's nipples are extremely sensitive, so this stops her in her tracks. 

John knows an opportunity when he sees it, and Daxx bent over with half of his body hanging out of the shower is undoubtedly a unique opportunity. He grabs Daxx by the waist and starts ass fucking him while Daxx still has titty in his mouth. How long can this charade last?

Last up, I want to look at "Tempting the Fates," starring Athena Rayne, Mason Lear, and Dominic Pacifico. Athena Rayne and Mason Lear spent the day at the fair and decided that instead of leaving when they closed, they would hide and sneak around the place after hours. 

As they wander the grounds, they sneak onto rides and into secret rooms to fuck each other. Eventually, they find themselves in the fortune teller's booth, where the mystic Dominic Pacifico is still awake, hunched over his crystal ball. 

The couple would have scared Dom by sneaking up on him like that if it weren't for the fact he could see the future. So instead of kicking the couple out, he invites them to stay and get a taste of his cock. The couple obliges and turns his fortune-telling booth into a sticky cum covered mess.

Bi Empire has more sexy bi porn than one man could ever hope to work his way through. The video quality is spectacular, and the content storylines are fun and arousing.

The only thing I have to complain about on Bi-Empire is the blinding bright background. There are a million colors on the color wheel, so I'm not sure why so many web designers are obsessed with fucking white.

If you like to play for both teams, you won't find a much better selection of bi porn than the one on Bi Empire.