Why Not Bi

Premium bi sites are a godsend. I get to see way more cocks than I’d like to, but I forgive it all in the name of quality smut. We’ve always had bisexual porn, but these past few years the industry has really been doing it right. I don’t really know who the target audience is supposed to be. Bisexual dudes and chicks are the obvious answer, sure, but I’d like to imagine that those demographics of people would rather watch a solo video of a person within the gender they’re prefer for the evening. Or, they might enjoy couples’ videos between a man and a woman, so they can perv on both of the individuals involved. There’s something a lot more specific about bisexual porn on the web these days and it makes me kind of curious about the male sex drive.

First of all, let’s get the obvious out of the way – straight dudes can’t enjoy this content very well, especially not while fapping. There’s way too much guy-on-guy cock sucking for that. There’s also gay anal sex. I can’t enjoy pussy on screen if there’s also gay sex happening a few inches away. It’s hard to focus. Plus, the camera often zooms in on the dude-on-dude action, because the cameraman is assuming you’d enjoy all of this smut equally. This doesn’t work for me. So, this porn is definitely not made with straight men in mind. Ok, what about bisexual men though? Well, every bi man that I’ve talked to has told me that he faps to solo videos of chicks or dudes, but rarely do they enjoy these kinds of mushed together combinations. This is why I’m confused. 

Even though I’m not sure who this smut is for, I can make the argument that you can enjoy it if you want to, because who the fuck is going to stop you?

All-Star Get Together

I came to WhyNotBi for this review, I checked some of the content and within the first five minutes I was watching Natalie Mars in a foursome. There was a cis chick, a trans chick and two dudes. If there was only one dude in this video, I would have stuck my cock through the computer screen. Anyways, the point I’m trying to make is that any website that features Natalie Mars on the front page deserves my respect. That bitch has been killing it lately. She’s been cooperating with all kinds of triple-A stars and everything she touches turns to gold.

It's not just Natalie, though. There are all kinds of recognizable faces here with hot newcomers being equally welcome. The dudes are also clearly cherry picked, because every single one of them looks almost as hot as me. This is high praise. We’re talking six and eight pack abs, casual tattoos, a bit of chest hair and a long hard cock. All of these dudes look pristine. I like the way they manage to look both respectable and whorish. They’re ready to plow some babes and get plowed by other dudes. I also give them props for being able to take monster cocks up their asses. That shit must be painful, at least at the start. No-one’s that flexible.

People are Kinder

If you accuse me of being gay for what I’m about to say, that’s on you, brother. That’s judgmental shit and it’s also offensive to gay people everywhere. Here goes: I love that all the pornstars on WhyNotBi are significantly more kind to each other than I’m used to seeing on mainstream sites. When I’m usually watching men and women getting it on in premium porn, the dudes act like they want to split the chicks in half and the chicks act like if they don’t receive cum down their throats within the next 0.24 seconds, they will most certainly die. On the one hand, it’s hot, on the other, it’s a bit too violent, damn it. Sex is supposed to be enjoyable or something.

The folks over at WhyNotBi don’t perform this kind of high impact sexual violence. They’re smiley and upbeat. They’re having a good time. They’re relaxed and everyone feels like an equal. One minute, a guy is providing the cock, the next, he’s taking the cock. Chicks can be submissive, dominating or even minding their own business off in the corner with their hands up their pussies. It’s a free for all. I don’t know about you, but I love this approach to sexual dynamics. Everyone’s equal and everyone’s encouraged to chime in any way they want. This is what I imagine sex will look like by the 2100s. Let’s also not forget that trans babes are perfectly welcome as well. Now we just need to get trans dudes involved too and we’ll have a perfect representation of sex in the future. Anything goes, as long as we’re all having fun.

Quality Off the Charts

The clarity and resolution of these videos cannot be understated. This site is the pinnacle of modern video advancements. I’m using a lot of fluff words, I know. What I’m trying to say is, WhyNotBi’s videos are recorded on high grade professional cameras by a cameraman who knows what all the buttons on the camera do. You’d be surprised at how hard it can be. Have you seen a modern camera from the back before? It’s like a spaceship console back there.

Jokes aside, these videos are the definition of top-notch quality. You’re seeing the hottest names in porn getting it on for more than an hour, uninterrupted, in expensive environments with no cut corners. This is the kind of mainstream porn that doesn’t even need my praise, but I’ll dole it out anyways, because I appreciate it when porn companies go way out of their way to do something right. I tried to figure out who this site actually belongs to, because it feels like it’s a network channel, but I found no sign of this anywhere. It would appear that WhyNotBi is a standalone porn site and the subscriptions are priced as such.

Most Beautiful People

I mentioned that the dudes were unexpectedly cool looking, but can we also take a moment to appreciate the chicks on WhyNotBi? These kinds of sites really pull in the hottest babes in triple-A porn on account of how welcoming the smut is. If you’re doing bukkake videos in LA, I don’t care how much you’re paying, you’re going to have a tough time getting triple-A pornstars to respond to a casting call. WhyNotBi doesn’t have that problem. The most beautiful women in porn are coming to this studio in droves, hoping to take part in the next amazing sexual extravaganza from this fantastic porn site.

Perhaps this is the future of mainstream pornography, considering how welcoming this genre has shown itself to be. I made a big stink about how I don’t know who this porn is for, but maybe I just haven’t properly caught up with the trends yet. Maybe the whole point of this kind of smut is for it to fit everyone’s preferences in one way or another. I mean, it features lesbian, gay and trans porn, all in one, and you pay for it with one subscription. It’s a package deal with amazing smut featuring some of the hottest people in the world.

Excellent Pricing

Let’s start from the most important tier – the trial tier. You can gain access to all of the videos on WhyNotBi for only $2, for two days. This is the kind of tier that’s put in place for previews only. It auto-renews as it expires, immediately, so don’t forget to cancel it when you’re done. Otherwise, you’ll just be spending a premium for a monthly subscription that you hadn’t actually agreed to.

The standard subscription tiers are here as well. You can get a weekly subscription for $7. This one also auto-renews for a bullion. Skip it. There’s a regular 30-day subscription for $30 a month and a yearly subscription for $100. This last one is easily the best deal, but as always, I recommend that you get a trial subscription first and really give this content a proper vetting before you commit to anything. It’s just not worth dumping $100 into an investment on a wing and a prayer. I believe that this content is worth paying for, but your mileage might vary. So, to that end, try before you buy.

For what it’s worth, WhyNotBi is one of those rare porn sites that accept cryptocurrency as a payment option, so if you’ve got a bunch of Ethereum lying around, you can put it to good use. I checked; they use a crypto payment gateway. There are more crypto options on here than I can count. And of course, they support Bitcoin.