Girl Asylum

GirlAsylum.com! The first thing that crossed my mind after I read the website's name was a video featuring a dirty slut with bad teeth who is getting fucked by her stepdaddy in a dungeon. I need a break! A nice, long break, without my phone or computer, so I can regain my mental sanity and stop thinking about perversions and sluts. But, before this long vacation happens, I am gonna corrupt my mind some more with Girlasylum.com! Why the hell not?! You love it, I get to swear and talk shit, and girlasylum.com might get more members after this review is done and uploaded. A win-win situation! 

Fuck like crazy has taken a whole new meaning

This crazy joint is getting updated every week, every Saturday. That is the first thing that I like about girlasylum.com. No matter how kinky it sounds, I am into the website's name! It's not something that is easily forgotten. The tagline explains it all - girls in straitjackets, armbinders, and medical restraints. The pic at the top of the homepage shows an old, abandoned mental hospital, but there is some cartoonish feel to it, making me think that the content is less crazy than I expect it to be. I am gonna find out if I am right very soon.

The latest upload features a good-looking brunette named Rosie Mot. She is barefoot, in a straitjacket, and alone on the bed. That is all that you are gonna see as a visitor - a couple of pictures, the name of the star, the uploading date, and the info on the video category. Not that shabby, my dear cheapskates! Just to give you some insight into the type of content that you can expect, I will tell you that I've seen a fair share of blondes, busty redheads, and kinky brunettes that look damn fine in medical restraints.

The membership plans

Hey, all good things come with a price! Did you really expect someone to shoot porn in a straitjacket and then let some cheapskate watch it for free? Not gonna happen! Not on girlasylum.com! The prices for the credit card/PayPal option are - €19.99 for thirty days and €55 for a 90-day membership plan. If you want to send cash to the website to unlock its content, the prices are somewhat different - €15 for thirty days and €40 for 90 days. I don't know why the "send cash" people get better prices, and it's none of my business. It is what it is. 

Not a fan of a membership?! What a dumb question! Nobody likes spending cash on smut, but finding good fetish content for free ain't an easy job. There is another way to download girlasylum.com without having to go premium! Namely, you can make single purchases on a website named Clips4sale, whose links you'll find below the membership plans list. The prices range from $2.99 to $10.99, depending on the type of content and its length. The most expensive video at the time of this review was 10 minutes long, which was kinda disappointing. The cheapest one was only two minutes long! Not impressive, I have to admit.

How to download content

Once you go premium, you'll want to focus on the Updates section, where all the videos are. The members' area doesn't exist on girlasylum.com. You simply browse around, find what you want and click on the link. A good thing to know beforehand is that you'll get to see a preview before you start the download. Don't get confused if you find a gallery that gives you a boner, but the matching video is nowhere to be found. Namely, back in the day, girlasylum.com wasn't shooting movies but offered photographs only. 

As soon as girlasylum.com receives the payment, you'll get an email with the instructions and the download link. The PayPal payment option seems to be a new addition to girlasylum.com since the FAQ section explains that PayPal transactions are processed manually for now, meaning it could take 24 hours before you get the email with the link. If you get stuck, check your spam folder or send an email to girlasylum.com to find out what's going on. Oh, there is yet another way to unlock the content! You can become girlasylum.com's model, shoot porn, get money, and then spend it on membership! What a great plan, don't you think?!

What the fuck is segufix?

I don't have a fucking idea! All I know is that I saw the term in the categories list on the right side of the homepage. Ah, I get it! It's when a person is tied to a hospital bed with straps that go around the legs, arms, and over the person's head and waist. Basically, this person can't move an inch, and then this person screams. The person screams, struggles, cries, and you wank off to that. Completely normal! Oh, do you know what else is hot? A chick wearing a spit mask! Nothing hotter than a girl that looks just like Hannibal Lecter! I really need that vacation! 

I got so carried away by this asylum gear that I forgot that I was supposed to write about categories. The Straitjacket category is the biggest, counting 440+ flicks so far. The Humane Restraints category follows with 140+flicks, and the third place goes to Armbinder with over 120 clips. Some of the other categories I saw on girlasylum.com are mitts, medical muzzle, vet wrap, neck brace, and straitpants. You live and learn! This is one of the rare occasions where I had to google stuff while writing a review. Only after I was done writing this paragraph I realized that I could have watched the videos to find out (I am packing my bags and booking a flight to Bora-Bora)!

Are the models really crazy, or are they faking it?

Why would a perfectly normal slut be taken to an asylum? Well, she could be fighting her nymphomaniac urges without much success, so she seeks medical help and a camera guy to film her progress. That is the hottest scenario, and I am gonna stick to it. Despite girlasylum.com's wacko scenarios, I am gonna stick to my guns. The thing I did notice, though, is that the chicks don't look troubled or crazy. They are pouting their puffy, pink lips and wearing lacy lingerie in a mental hospital. The props are freaky, but the girls are actually cute and don't have that dirty, deranged vibe I was expecting to see.

I should have probably mentioned this before, but it's never too late, right? Girlasylum.com has been shooting crazy chicks in asylums since 2007. Since then, the website has managed to shoot and upload 750+ videos, which is not too bad. Actually, it's a pretty good number for a fetish website that has to dig up some kinky props before they actually start shooting the flicks. I also noticed the comments sections, read a couple of comments, and realized that fetishists are pleased with girlasylum.com. Why not send a suggestion or something like that?

The only thing I found odd was that the tour page was too bland and not very attractive to a random man who just happens to stumble on girlasylum.com while looking for fetish stuff. You know, I expected a better website design from a crew of experienced people. However, the chicks seem to be hot enough to push girlasylum.com toward success and keep it afloat for so many years. The girls are beautiful, all-natural, and come in all shapes and sizes. Diversity at its best!

Final thoughts

Was I impressed by girlasylum.com? Well, not really, but I guess it depends on what you are expecting to see. If you don't mind the lack of hardcore scenes or the fact that you need to pay before you unlock the content, go ahead and enjoy girlasylum.com. 

You are into this kind of content, whether you are willing to admit to it or not! Something made you click on girlasylum.com and read this review, and I am sure that you were not looking for a mental institution to put your crazy grandma in! Girlasylum.com is hot and kinky, and that is always a good combination! Enjoy, fuckers, and don't let anyone judge you!