One Bar Prison

Sometimes a porn site comes along that begs the question, “how the fuck did they think of that?” The best is when that question is followed with, “why didn’t I think of that?” That's the type of website I will be reviewing for you today.

Restraints have long been a part of porno. BDSM involving restraints is one of the most popular fetishes there is. It’s all about power. For one reason or another, humans love to combine power play with their sexual encounters. It’s got to represent some deep-seated evolutionary wiring that presents itself in matters of coitus.

We all know the usual suspects when it comes to holding a bitch down. It usually involves ropes, handcuffs, or plastic ties. If a couple is particularly freaky, they might include plastic wrap, cages, coffins, etc. If you've spent enough time on BDSM sites, you probably assume that you've seen it all.

However, there are more creative ways to get the job done. Crucifixion is a fine example. That's one question the bible never answers. What if Jesus had a BDSM fetish and was rock hard the entire time he hung. Perhaps they had to put a nail in his dong because he kept using like an elephant trunk to remove the nails from his hands and feet. That's got to be within his powers, right?

Hypnotism is another fantastic example. Sometimes you don't need any binding, traps, or torture devices at all. You can use the human mind itself to hold a bitch down. That's the ultimate power, right there. I wouldn't fuck with anyone capable of raping me without a fight.

Take a Guess

Things can get even more creative from there, and that brings me to the website OneBarPrison. I'll let you marinate for a second on what that could be. Think hard. If anyone can guess what such a cryptic porn site name means, it's my readers. I take pride in that fact and like to think I had something to do with it. Do you have your guess? 

I know you guys don't go out very often, but I assume that you've been to a clothing retailer a time or two. Even a Walmart or Target would do, and something tells me a significant portion of my readers live in a Walmart parking lot somewhere.

If you have been, then you know what the fuck a mannequin is. Close your eyes and picture one for a moment. What's holding it up? What keeps it from tipping over? They don't just stand on their own two feet. A pole comes up from the ground and sticks into the mannequin's ass, correct? That's the type of shit One Bar Prison gets into.

That's right. One Bar Prison deals in the art of creating living mannequins that are trapped by a single pole that rises from the floor and enters into their asshole or pussy. It's fucking amazing to see. Such a simple but elegant concept.

Typically, if I attached a pole to the floor and stuck it up your ass while you were standing, you could simply get on your tippy-toes to escape. Don't worry. One Bar Prison already saw that coming. That's why, before mounting the pole, every lady is forced to put on the highest heels they can wear. The heels both prevent a bitch from rising up and makes jumping a perilous proposition.

Instead, bitches are forced to stand there until the director decides it's time to let a bitch go. How do they get the pole in a bitches pussy in the first place if it's too tall to escape? Once again, the genius of One Bar Prison shows, as they use a telescopic pole. These bastards thought of everything.

Before we get too much farther, I should mention that One Bar Prison is a paid premium website meaning you'll have to drop a few of your unearned dollars to see bitches get impaled. If only we could resurrect Vlad the Impaler. He would fucking love this place. I bet he has a boner in his grave as we speak. As a man of insight, perhaps he already knew this day would come.

Prices on One Bar Prison are competitive, especially considering the creativity involved. You could pay this much for a random boring paid tube site. You have a few different payment options. You can use a debit card, credit card, or cryptocurrency. The crypto option offers a ten percent discount.

There are also several packages to choose from. Starting with the most expensive, we have the thirty-day package for $31.91. It's non-reoccurring, so you don't have to worry about forgetting you have it and paying for three years like an Uber Eats account.

For $69.21, you can grab the ninety-day subscription, non-reoccurring. That works out to $23.07 a month. And finally, for the maximum discount, you can purchase a half-year subscription for $106.51, which pans out to be $17.75 a month. Obviously, the half-a-year option is the way to go. Once you get a taste of this place, you won't be able to get enough.

One awesome thing about paid premium sites is that they always have a superb web design. People won't pay a monthly subscription for a place that looks like hot garbage, no matter how good the content is. One Bar Prison is no different in this regard. 

The main menu rests up top and includes the options Home, Videos, Photos, Models, Links, Members log in, and Join now. I love that One Bar Prison chose to have photos as part of their content lineup. Despite the existence of ultra-high-definition video, I still enjoy pictures every day. They give you the opportunity to really study a bitches body.

Not Your Average Women’s Prison

If you are on the fence about purchasing a subscription here, peruse the model list. They have a stable of about thirty sluts that are all sexy as fuck. Paysites aren't like free tube sites. Free sites need filler to make their advertisers happy. That means for every one attractive whore there are ten bitches that were beat with an ugly stick.

My favorite aspect of the model selection is that while you'll recognize a few of the bitches, most of them will be brand new to you. So many porn sites carry the same twenty faces or so. I don't watch porn to see the same twenty bitches naked. I do it never to see the same bitch naked twice.

Some examples of my favorite ladies on One Bar Prison are Angelica, Cherry English, Darina Nikitina, Little Caprice (who doesn't love Little Caprice?) Mistress Kristen, Noa, and Vina. If you're a fan of bolt-on doll bitches check out Chessie Kay. If you're more of a teen guy, pull up Lina Roselina.

On that note, let's talk content. If you're wondering what the pole looks like, I would compare it to a stanchion. I know you dumb motherfuckers probably don't know what a stanchion is. They are the poles that hold up movie theater line dividers, so picture one of those, except it's telescopic and is topped with a three-ball dildo.

”Katie Has Some Big Ass Titties”

Katie Thornton has some of the biggest tits this site offers. One Bar Prison admin had been looking forward to getting her on the site as they always pictured her as the perfect mannequin. Because of this, they ended up leaving her perched a bit longer than most ladies. She didn't seem to mind, though.

To take the scene up to the next level, they added tight boob bands and a heavy dog collar. Her tits were big before, but with the bands on, they look ready to pop open like coconuts full of milk.

Sometimes chilling out on your pole can get a bit boring. That's why One Bar Prison vet Nicole Vice brought a friend named Cindy Dollar along for her stint as a mannequin. The two post up side by side and even hold hands at times.

I couldn't help but notice the disparity between the two poles. Nicole was mounted on a significantly smaller version. I'm not sure if the size extends to the top, but I would be upset if I got screwed with the tiny one. I know these bitches pussies are stretched.

One Bar Prison is one of my favorite niche porn sites around. It's such a fun idea, and they pull it off with flying colors. I hope the admin comes up with some more niche porn in the future.

My suggestion for this site is kind of fucked up, but I can't help but be curious about what happens if a bitch falls over. It can't be pretty, and I know it must have happened at some point, so where's the footage?

If you need some brand spanking new porn to break you out of a masturbation slump, you don't get many better options than One Bar Prison.