SelfGags

Self Gags! The Term BDSM covers a wide range of topics, subcategories, and fetishes. It's one of the broadest terms used in porn. When you hear it, it could mean anything from a bitch getting spanked to a bitch getting chopped up in a wood chipper and tossed into a septic pit. 

There are plenty of BDSM porn sites and even more that take aspects of BDSM and turn them into their own thing. That is what Selfgags has done, and done quite well.

Gagging is an integral part of BDSM and has been since porn first started being recorded. What can I say? Sometimes you don't want your neighbors to hear your victim scream for help. 

Self Gags didn't do a half-assed job. They crafted a top-notch porn website with all the hallmarks of a classic. In fact, it's so good that they had to make it a paid premium site. Ball gags, duck tape, and dirty panties all cost money, so if you want the good shit, expect to open your wallet. 

Open Your Groin Purse

There are three pricing options depending on how long you plan on staying. The first is a one-month membership for $29.95, billed automatically every month. There is no reason to select this option. It's expensive, and I know you motherfuckers require more than one months worth of porn.

The second option is a two-month membership for $49.95. This works out to about twenty-five bucks a month. That is considerably more reasonable, but it can still get better.

If you ask me, the only billing option is the three-month membership for $69.95. This works out to about twenty-three bucks a month. I love masturbating and saving money, so why wouldn't I do the three-month membership?

The website looks more like a classic tube site than a paid premium site. It makes for familiar navigation and increased ease of use. If you can't get yourself around Self Gags, then you must be mentally handicapped.

The main menu sits up top and includes the options Updates, Fetishes, Models, Buy clips, Sign in, and Join now. Those that do not wish to pay upfront for a Self Gags membership can buy individual clips from the "buy clips" section. 

Clips always come with bonus pictures to sweeten the deal. They are usually between fifteen minutes and half an hour in length and include ten to twenty images. Regardless of run time, all clips sell for $9.99. 

Most of the models on Self Gags are sexy Latinas with nice asses and pretty faces. Masturbation addicts out there will be happy to hear that they won't recognize many of the names. These bitches are underground. Who wants to jerk off to the same pussy all the time? She isn't your fucking wife. 

Just in case you are a porn encyclopedia like myself, some of the models on Self Gags are Agata, Ari Gonzalez, Katherine Martinez, Mary Macaya, Ruby Revilla, Oriana Gonzalez, and Nina Naranjo.

Gagging is the perfect addition to any fetish one may be taking part in. That's why Self Gags organized its content by other fetishes included. The fetish category makes navigating and finding content fun and easy. Some of the fetishes included are Blindfolds, Foot worship, Drooling, Foot jobs, Hand jobs, Lesbian, Lift and carry, Mummification, Over the mouth gags, Point of view, Shoe domination, Teens, and Pantyhose.

Lesbian Sex is Weird

On that note, let's go head first into some of the content on Self Gags, starting with "The Mouth Capacity Test," starring Betsa, Khloe, and Nina. Lesbian sex is weird. That's why, one day, three bored girlfriends decided to test each other's mouth capacity. I must say that I've never been hanging with my bros and wondered how much shit they could fit in their mouth, but that's me.

Before the test begins, the ladies warm up by using fingers to stretch each other's mouths out. I must say that I was impressed with everyone's stretch. This is going to be a close match.

Now that they are limbered up, the ladies invent a game where each girl must get her mouth stuffed with as many socks as she can fit. After the socks are packed in, the ladies must lock them down with a generous layer of packaging tape. This is tough to do on your own, so Betsa gags Khloe, Nina gags Betsa, and Khloe gags Nina. The clip ends with the girls removing the socks and celebrating someone's win. Don't worry. I won't spoil the end for you.

We all make mistakes in life, and that's just what Maria Martinez did in "Silly Teen Burglar Caught and Used by Dominant Big Beautiful Woman."

Sexy Maria immediately regrets breaking into the house of Wendy Lopez. Wendy is a burly dominant lesbian always looking for an excuse to beat up on a little sexy thing like Maria, and boy is she in luck.

Soon after climbing through a window, Maria is busted by Wendy snooping around the house, searching for valuables to abscond with. Wendy grabs that dumb cunt with her big old man's hands and drags her into a bedroom where she can have her way with her.

Wendy rips the pantyhose covering Maria's face and covers her mouth with those apish hands of hers. She is going to make sure Maria never breaks into a person's home ever again.

Wendy forces Maria to lick her fat dirty hands clean. It doesn't look like she has washed her fingers in years. They must taste like a mixture of dog shit, aged pussy juice, and microwavable pizzas. 

Once her hand is clean, Wendy shoves it all the way down Maria's screaming throat. Wendy treats Maria's esophagus like she does a bitches pussy. That is to say, she violently fists it until her victim begins to cry out for mercy. 

Maria doesn't seem to enjoy getting fisted, and Wendy isn't an untethered bitch, so she decides to switch things up from hands to feet. If you think She won't be able to fit her whole foot into Maria's mouth, you would be wrong as fuck.

The Witch Tickler

Sometimes Self Gags likes to get a bit strange with their plotlines. A fine example is "The Evil Witch and the Mummified Bitch Episode One of Two," starring Katherine Martinez and Maria Martinez. 

One day, while hanging out in her apartment, Maria discovers a strange black box on her bed. She picks it up and shakes it but can't tell what may be inside, so she opens it. Inside is a note that Maria makes the mistake of reading aloud.

The moment Maria finishes the note, a witch pops into the room and points her magic wand at her. This couldn't be good. The witch commands Maria to get into bed and wrap herself tightly in a blanket. Maria doesn't really have options, so she must do as told.

Once in the blanket, the witch does a spell that causes Maria to be completely mummified in duck tape. How the fuck did that happen? How did any of this happen, for that matter?

There is no time for Maria to ponder the physics of the situation because the moment she is bound, the offending witch prepares her feet with oils to be tickled. First, she uses her hands but soon upgrades to a hairbrush. All Maria can do is whimper and beg for mercy through the duck tape.

Once the witch gets bored of tickling Maria, she changes her focus to foot worship. This witch is a fucking freak. She moans in pleasure while licking Maria's soles and sucking on her toes. As the scene comes to a close, the witch casts a last spell, but this time to make Maria disappear forever.

That brings us to "The Evil Witch and the Mummified Bitch Episode two." Things pick up right where they left off, with the witch attempting to make Maria disappear forever. Unfortunately for the witch, she fucks up the spell and accidentally switches places with Maria.

Suddenly Maria finds herself standing above the helpless mummified witch. Revenge will have never tasted so sweet.

Gagging is one of the most fun aspects of BDSM, and Self Gags does it a great service by making it the star of a porn website. The site is loaded with content that combines gags with almost every other fetish you can think of. They are constantly adding new content, so if anything is missing, it won't be for long.

My complaint about Self Gags is regarding the web design. While the tube-like design is familiar, it doesn't exude the air of a pay site. 

Men hate listening to dumb bitches ramble on, so shut them up with a sock and duck tape while you masturbate to completion.