CFNM Teens

I used to think Team Skeet could do no wrong, then this fucking site happened. I am livid. CFNMTeens is such a painful hit or miss that I honestly wonder whether this might be one gigantic mistake. I feel as if some comms got crossed over at Team Skeet HQ and some intern did hours of work in the wrong direction, unsupervised. In case you haven’t heard, CFNM stands for clothed females and naked males. Clothed bitch. Naked dude. That’s all. That is all they had to do. It’s not hard. Hell, it’s cheaper. Porn actresses love getting paid to keep their clothes on. Since the site also has teens in the name, one would assume it’s a combination of this fetish, exclusively featuring teens. Well, they got the latter point right. CFNMTeens does indeed feature teens. It also features almost no CFNM fetishism what-so-ever.

At first, I thought this was just a marketing oversight or a risky decision. CFNMTeens’ home page is covered in thumbnail previews, in large tiles. You’ve seen the style before. Team Skeet use it a lot. They cover your screen in hot pussy. It’s a neat approach to marketing the babes and the content. I only saw one clothed female naked male scene though, across all of them. All the rest featured bent over chicks taking cock or guzzling cum. This is hot, of course. I love it, of course. But, it’s not CFNM. I was worried and I told myself: Hey, this is probably just how they do previews. The majority of the content must actually be CFNM, since it’s in the name and all. And then, I dove into the content. Oh boy…

CFNM Optional, and Very Sparse

First of all, you can’t even preview the content to see what you’re getting. Any attempts to see anything by CFNMTeens is going to lead you to the payment page, so you can subscribe to Team Skeet. Oh sure, you get the thumbnail tiles on the main page, but they’re misleading. They’re promotional shots, for fuck’s sakes. They’re not even frames extracted from videos – they’re photographs from the video scenes, taken separately for promotional purposes. I’m ok with this approach, but only if you actually bundle it with some video footage to show me what the fuck I’m supposed to be paying for.

As it currently stands, you’re expected to drop hard earned cash on CFNMTeens for an unspecified number of videos that may, but probably won’t, feature CFNM action. This is extremely depressing shit. Even the actual subscription page overlooks CFNMTeens, which makes no sense – that’s the fucking site that you are currently on. Oh sure, you can subscribe to that site exclusively, for a bullion. But they don’t even tell you how many videos they’ve got in their library. Instead, they go on and fucking on about Team Skeet’s network-wide content. I don’t have a fucking vendetta against Team Skeet. They’re fantastic. Hell, they produce some of the best porn this side of the West Indies. I love their smut.

No Previews! Sorry.

For fucks sakes, don’t bait and switch me like this. If you sign up for CFNMTeens and pay them money for a long-term commitment, you’re stuck with the site with no option to see anything else by Team Skeet. You’ve effectively been scammed out of your money by the promise of content that just isn’t there. And all this, thanks to the title of the fucking site. This would be tantamount to me starting a porn site called LGBTQTeenDreams and filling it to the brim with solo masturbation videos featuring me and nothing but me. Oh sure, you could complain about the content being misleading, but I can say it’s your fault for thinking the site’s name had anything to do with the content. From my perspective, you’re a dumbass and your money is mine. Does this sound fair to you? Sounds like bullshit to me.

You think it can’t get any worse, then I pull another ace from my sleeve. When I said that there’s no feasible way to preview this content on CFNMTeens, I wasn’t kidding. You have to go further. Way further. You have to leave the entire goddamn TeamSkeet network in order to see CFNMTeens video previews. I found them on XVideos. Hell, I found 25 of them. How do I know these videos are truly and legitimately the videos from CFNMTeens? Because they were uploaded by the official TeamSkeet account, that’s how.

Generic Porn for Generic People

They’re not even trying to hide it on XVideos. They straight up uploaded 25 videos that show you, firsthand, that CFNMTeens is a fucking joke. I tried to find some CFNM action on here and the best I could find were videos of dudes fucking chicks from behind, naked, while the chicks themselves were in their underwear. I guess technically, partly, casually, this does sort of graze against the fetish, but it misses the mark so pitifully that I genuinely feel bad for the time that these pornstars wasted making these videos.

The only way I can scrounge up redeeming factors on CFNMTeens is if I look at this place as a porn site under the TeamSkeet network, with no expectation of CFNM content. In other words, I have to pretend they don’t have a title and just see what I find, blindly. Through that lens, this place is fucking great. You get to see a bunch of really hot teens with perfect bodies and gorgeous faces, getting fucked, mostly from behind for some reason. You get some legendary names like Elsa Dream featured among the new starlets, but all the babes are to die for. This is coming from me. You know I don’t throw praise around. These babes are top tier fuckable material.

Good Enough for Casual Faps

I could just as easily recommend this site to any casual fapper as I could advise any CFNM fetishist to stay the fuck away from this smut. This is not a CFNM site. Sorry. I have hereby declared them disqualified from the fetish race. They’ll have to try better for me to consider them actually fetishistic. That being said, there’s nothing wrong with having a porn site that caters to casual fappers. I just hate the misrepresentation. I know for a fact that if there’s one thing porn fetishists hate it’s when their fetish is misrepresented or used for marketing purposes, falsely. It’s all-around unforgivable bullshit.

No, we’ve got ourselves a very scary question. Is CFNMTeens actually worth subscribing to, now that you know all of this? Here’s the thing. If they have hundreds of these videos, then sure. Why not? Hundreds of porn videos for a monthly subscription makes sense. You can go through them bit by bit and enjoy new additions as well. It’s a fine deal. Except, they never explicitly state how many videos they’ve got. When I try to scroll past the first page of previews on the home page, I get booted to the subscription page. This feels shady. And, as a reminder, they’ve got 25 preview videos on XVideos for CFNMTeens. So… is that all? Is this a second rate 25 video porn site that wants you to pay them a full-price subscription? I don’t know. I can’t know.

As it currently stands, the only proper way to enjoy CFNMTeens, in my view, is to both not be a CFNM fetishist and to sign up for the entire TeamSkeet premium membership, because that way at least you know you’ll get your money’s worth. CFNMTeens alone is a disappointing mess of a site that I am livid I had to review. I put this site on my list because I saw CFNM in the title and figured TeamSkeet, of all people, wouldn’t pull a fucking bait and switch. That’s what I get for trusting people.

Affordable, But Try the Trial First

The pricing is exactly what you’d expect from the TeamSkeet crew. $500 a year for all of TeamSkeet’s videos, including 79 different sites and a total of more than 8,600+ videos. Good stuff. All of this in 1080p and 4k, depending on how recent the video is. You get full download and streaming rights across all of your devices. Look, it’s a good deal. I’m not gonna pretend that one fluke renders TeamSkeet obsolete – they’re a great network.

As for CFNMTeens, oh boy. Here we go. You get a 1-day membership for $1, but it renews past the 24-hour mark into a very expensive monthly subscription. Do not let this happen. Cancel it on time. There’s a one-month subscription for $30 and a six-month subscription for $100. Decent discounts and all, but you should probably milk the trial tier for all it’s worth, to see whether this site even deserves your monthly sub money in the first place.