Sexy Modern Bull

Exactly what the smut world needs! Another premium website presenting the rawest of porn, with a special focus on anal sex and black megaswords! Does the concept ring any bells? In any case, today, I am gonna present sexymodernbull.com to the world, expecting to see tons of anal sex worshippers flocking to this hardcore heaven!

However, I don't give a fuck about whether you are gonna spend some bucks on watching black dongs drilling gaping holes. My mission today is to prove to all prude fuckers that adult biz is a diverse place with enough potential to raise the stubbornest of cocks. For all you shitheads rolling your eyes at the mention of butthole drilling, I suggest you fuck off to my reviews on erotic websites. How does that sound? Leave sexymodernbull.com to real studs! Onwards with the details!

My mind is a twisted, twisted place

Naturally, the first thing I noticed upon landing on the sexymodernbull.com homepage was the logo. The whole metallic color and the lion head reminded me of branding on some big-ass truck. The driver is a greasy, smelly, tattooed fuck wandering the desolate roads of Arizona. The air outside is so goddamn hot that he can see the air moving in circles in front of his huge truck. He is looking for an unloading place, but it's not about getting rid of crates. He's on the hunt for the best anal slut in the country. Whoa, things are getting out of hand here. You got the point...

Maybe all of this was triggered by the welcoming video. The redhead with super-pale skin definitely looks like one of those trailer chicks, and the masked man is a black hunk with curly hairs on his ass. She is shackled and ass drilled to oblivion in a cheap hotel room. The banging is great because it's raw, hardcore, and bareback, and I guess that it ends with a huge creampie for the sassy belle. 

Hey, the content is locked for cheapskates, but at least there is some preview. Honestly, one look at the website is enough to understand the whole idea behind it. Interracial scenes in most cases, but that's not all that sexymodernbull.com has to offer.

On a mission to give this place a proper push

Sexymodernbull.com is a premium website launched in 2021. I would have appreciated the about us page. Why is that? Well, first of all, it looks like sexymodernbull.com is not a part of any renowned network. Competing against industry giants and mega websites of this kind like Blacked Raw might be a tough job. Mission impossible, better said! I want to see the website convincing people to go premium! Yeah, it might sound like a desperate move, but I expected something like 1080p movies, unlimited streaming...c'mon now, you've seen similar shit a thousand times before! People want to know everything about a website they are paying for!

Thumbnails show a short video preview, and I must say that the thumbnails are a fucking bomb. It took me some time to stop looking at that Deep into the...Wilde clip, and focus on the important. To hell with it! What's more important than the content, right?! Divine, tantalizing, mouth-watering, ravishing Jasmine Wilde biting her lips, taking her schoolgirl uniform only to smear her pussy juice all over a giant ebony cock. She rides it, takes it sideways, rides it again until a river of cum comes gushing out of her fuck hole! That's how exciting sexymodernbull.com is!

Let's check out the list of categories

Sexymodernbull.com knows that the filtering tools are equally important as the appealing content. For now, the number of movies on sexymodernbull.com is still small, but the tools are there. Thirty videos for now, to be exact. As time goes by, all of these sorting options are gonna become essential for all members. 

On the other hand, thirty movies don't sound like much. Yeah, sexymodernbull.com is pretty new, but it looks like the site adds one new scene each month. That's not enough! In fact, it's lazy and unforgivable, especially for a website that wants to compete with interracial websites that have been around for over a decade. Weekly updates, at least!

At the top of the collection, you'll see a drop-down menu that allows you to sort it by the most recent, top rated, most viewed, most discussed, and VR criteria. Only four categories at the time of this review - anal, cream & pies, rough & passionate, and the Buttman. I don't have a fucking clue about the difference between the Buttman and anal because the videos in both are the same. All I can think of is that the Buttman is the dude's stage name! Beats me! For now, the anal category counts 11 movies in total, while the other three have under ten movies. 

Another way to get a boner and filter the collection

Did you fuckers really think that I was gonna skip the pornstars part? Not in a million years! If you are a newbie to this whole adult biz ordeal, then you might not grasp the importance of good pornstars. These chicks make a world of difference and are the factor that affects many dudes during the decision-making process. It looks like many famous stars were ready to go above and beyond to shoot high-quality scenes for sexymodernbull.com. That means that the crew behind sexymodernbull.com is professional and has good taste in hoes, which might result in a major success. 

It's obvious that sexymodernbull.com plans to add model bios, but they are not there yet. I am not gonna start bullshitting about it now! I think that one year is more than enough to tweak a website, but hey, I know that shooting porn is a long and costly process. Other fuckers might not know that, but I know how it works. I am gonna forget about this whole missing bios shit. For now!

Diamond Banks, Jasmine Wilde, and Dixie Jewel are hellishly hot sluts. Some of the faces I saw don't ring any bells, but the diversity is there - one tattooed slut, one BBW with huge bazongas, a couple of those skinny teens that look barely legal, and one alt chick with a crazy hairdo. Good job! At the time of this review, the list of models counted 16 models in total. There are two ways to sort the list - by using the top-rated criteria or choosing the alphabetical order.

How to gain access to sexymodernbull.com's content

First of all, you need to sign-up. To do that, you need to enter your email address and password...you know the drill. Here comes the hard part. Choosing the membership plan. Spending $15/month for unlimited streaming or spending $29.95/month to access the whole library and unlock both unlimited streaming and downloading. 

No matter how hard I try to look past the fuck-ups, I have to mention that the majority of pages on sexymodernbull.com look unfinished. I get the crude vibe and the simplicity, but blowing into your own horn is something that you must learn to do if you want to succeed in this biz. Not once have I seen an HD sign on sexymodernbull.com. Not a single word about exclusive content, pornstars, promotions, newsletters. None of that! 

Yeah, you can sign-up to become an affiliate. Basically, if you would like to promote sexymodernbull.com on your website, you sign-up and arm yourself with promo tools. Every time a new fucker becomes a member of sexymodernbull.com, you get a cut. To check out the details, you'll have to contact sexymodernbull.com, and the only way to do that is to send an email to its webmaster. 

Trust the process

Hey, today is a big day for sexymodernbull.com! Getting a review from TPD is a huge deal! Horny men looking for hot new websites are coming to all of my pages every single day, looking for a fresh batch of unique smut. Sexymodernbull.com might not be the trailblazer or the only website on the planet to deal with this kind of content, but it has potential. C'mon now, look at the page's name! I think it's fucking phenomenal!

What?! You are still not sold on sexymodernbull.com! Do you want me to continue that hideous trucker story?! Well, in times of solitude, streaming a dirty, crude, hardcore video is the best thing to do! Don't be a fuckin' cheapskate! Pay and stream at will! Adios!