Doc Squirt

At some point, we all have medical issues that plague us. It could be an autoimmune issue like lupus or more structural issues like back or knee pain. Regardless of what it is, time is a cruel mistress, and she has pain lined up for us all.

My Worst Nightmare

Some of the worst medical issues are sexual in nature. I couldn't imagine having something like erectile dysfunction. My boners are crucial to both my lifestyle and livelihood. I can't survive without boners. I'm not sure who I would be without them.

And let's not forget about STDs. Dear God. Just typing the acronym sends a chill down my spine. If you have as much sex as I do, you've experienced a bacterial issue like chlamydia or an infestation like pubic lice. Those problems are easily dealt with and leave no lasting effects. It's the viral shit that scares me.

If I couldn't freely bang anonymous bitches to my heart's content, I'm not sure what would come of me. I'd probably give up, live on the streets, and start down a path of self-destruction and drug abuse. Drugs are the only way to numb the pain of a penis put out of commission. 

Hopefully, the universe doesn't have anything like that in store for my future. I think the universe appreciates the work I do here and recognizes it as essential to the continuation of humanity. You can't take the legs out from under me and expect everything to be okay. My people need me.

What about ladies? In the past, the sexual urges of women have been classified as an illness. It was referred to as hysteria, and the recommended treatment was vibrator use. It turns out that the diet of shitty dick dudes were providing wasn't enough to keep women happy. They need a man who pays attention and believes in female orgasm.

I'm going to put forth a theory. First off, I think this was a primarily white people issue. Black people, Asians, and the like knew what a clit was. And you know what? I think white people did, too. I think 1800s white guys were too lazy to toss decent dick at bitches, so they just pretended like women didn't want it. I don't have proof, but how retarded would you have to be to think women can't enjoy sex? I'd say pretty fucking retarded.

These days, women know how to feel good and what they want from a man's penis. Guys can't just jackrabbit a bitch until they cum in ten seconds anymore. You have to put work in. I'm not sure why men of the past thought of fucking the shit out of a bitch as work, but fine. I consider it a joy.

The Orgasm Every Woman Deserves

And I'm not the only one. In fact, there is a doctor who has dedicated his life to helping women have better orgasms, and you can find him on DocSquirt.

Doc Squirt thinks every woman deserves to have intense squirting orgasms, so he made it his life mission to make as many women as he can launch a load across his exam table.

The Doctor has many tools and methods at his disposal, including but not limited to his hands, mouth, penis, vibrators, and dildos. He wields them like weapons against the enemies of the female orgasm. He is a knight in shining armor riding into battle upon a four-legged Sabian steed while carrying a Hitachi brand spear. 

The site design is open and a cinch to navigate. There isn't much to it besides content, content, and more content. There isn't even a main menu. There is only room to log in or sign up.

Doctor Squirt doesn't have time to worry about fancy websites. The only thing he has time for is the work at hand. He is an artist, not a businessman. He doesn't want to think about the money, and that's why Doc Squirt is a paid premium site. The Doc needs a place to sleep and food to eat. He relies on men like you to make that possible so he can keep his head buried in his work.

Doc Squirt offers three different membership options so that his fans can choose what best fits their needs. The first and most expensive is a one-month subscription for $29.95. That's terrible, but it's more than I want to spend.

The second is a three-month subscription going for $59.95. That calculates to $19.98 a month, which is a significant discount. However, it can get even better. 

The cheapest subscription plan is the one-year membership for only $99.95. That breaks down to $8. That is much more my style. I can’t be wasting money on porn subscriptions when I’m subscribed to hundreds of sites.

The patients

Now that the numbers have been crunched, we can look in on the content contained in Doc Squirt, starting with "Doc Helps Lovely Brunette Squirt," starring the gorgeous Sofi.

It took Sofi a while to work up the courage to visit Doc Squirt. Her friends told her she had to go for months, but it seemed kind of weird. What if it made her uncomfortable?

To help alleviate some of her anxieties, Sofi decided to prepare for the session. She visited the hairdresser, got her nails done, and even went out of her way to buy sexy new panties.

When she arrived at Doc Squirt's office, she went to the bathroom for some last-minute preparations. While there, she began to imagine what her appointment would be like, and it made her wet. Very wet. She hoped this trip would meet all of her expectations.

When Sofi laid eyes on the Doctor for the first time, she knew he would meet her expectations. He appeared well equipped to handle her pussy and make her squirt. Let's just say that now she can't wait for her next appointment.

That brings us to "Blond Squirts During Sex with Doc," starring Milana. It was a hot summer day, and the Doctor didn't want to be couped up in the office all day. Instead, he wanted to get out and soak up some sun, so he donned his favorite Hawaiian shirt and went for a walk along the shore.

As he strolled, he saw a cute blonde all by herself, looking bored. The Doc thought to himself that perhaps she would enjoy a little company, so he walked up to the bench she was seated at and sat down. 

After the usual polite introductions, Milana asked him what he does for a living. As he always is, Doc Squirt was open about his profession and explained it to her passionately. Perhaps some women would have been freaked out by it, but this bitch was intrigued. So intrigued, in fact, she decided to visit him at the office to alleviate some of her boredom.

Milana couldn't believe how skilled the Doctor was. She was one lucky lady to happen upon this guy randomly at the beach. As he fucks and fingers her from every angle, she can't help but squirt all over the Doc's table.

Once she was utterly exhausted of orgasms, she was more than happy to blow the Doctor until he too was drained of life. I'd say that was a hot day well spent.

Finally, let's check out "Doc Makes Shy Exotic Manager Squirt." The Doctor was having a quiet evening after work when he decided to hit the barber shop for a cut and beard trim. 

When he arrived, he was greeted at the door by an attractive Asian bitch telling him that his usual person was out and everyone else was currently busy. She poured him a hot cup of coffee to enjoy while she went to figure out the wait time.

When she returned, she informed him that, unfortunately, the wait time would be multiple hours. While Doctor Squirt finished his coffee, he kept chatting up the receptionist and eventually slipped her one of his business cards.

The Doc had a feeling that she would be interested in his services, and boy was he right. She went right to his website to check out his services and made an appointment. The next day she arrived at his office ready to squirt her little brains out, and squirt her brains out she did.

Every woman deserves to feel an intense squirting orgasm. Doc Squirt makes sure that any bitch who wants one can visit his office and have it in no time.

The only thing Doc Squirt is missing is a proper menu and content filter. When he gets that up and running, the site will be a force to be reckoned with.

You guys have a better shot of flying to mars in a refrigerator box than making a woman squirt, so you better visit Doc Squirt today. It's the closest you will ever get.