Xtreme Diaper

It's been a long time since my readers felt safe, secure, and confident. Since the disease of adulthood has struck, you've been unable to handle being human. It was so much easier when your parents did everything for you. Wait a minute. You still live with your parents, and they still do everything for you! Well, I guess not everything.

The Good Old Days

It used to be that you didn't even have to worry about going to the bathroom. Anytime you felt the urge to make brown or yellow, you could do it right into your pants, safe in the knowledge that your parents would be by soon to change your diaper. Now that you're an adult, you have to put down the video game controller, finish chewing your Flaming Hot Cheetos, get up off of the couch, waddle to the bathroom, and take a piss. What a fucking process.

Wouldn't life be much more fun with a diaper? You could use the bathroom anytime you wanted, day or night. The only downside is all the judgment you receive for wearing adult diapers. Can't people mind their own business? 

You already can't get a date, and that problem will only increase if you start wearing diapers. It's not something that will win your Tender profile favor amongst the local bar slut population. They prefer to suck on cocks that haven't spent the day covered in a thick slurry of piss and shit. Call them judgemental if you like, but I have to agree with the bar sluts on this one.

So, where does that leave you? It leaves you alone, clutching your tiny yet hard cock. But you can't be the only one in this predicament. In fact, there have got to be female diaper wearers out there. Maybe if you found some and masturbated to them while being disgusted by their decision to make diaper porn, you'll feel a little better about yourself. There is nothing like making fun of people similar to yourself to help make you feel better about being you. That's science.

I think we can both agree that you won't be finding such bitches out in the wild. It's unlikely that the attractive whore behind you in line at the bank wants to shit her diapers for your pleasure. It's doubtful she wants to do anything for your pleasure.

You could hit the classifieds or fetish dating websites, but it's still a long shot. Sure, you'll find diaper bitches willing to fuck. The question is if you will find diaper bitches willing to fuck you. That's a tall order.

I won't tell you not to try because weirder things have certainly happened, but I think you should keep your expectations low and stick to jerking off while watching diaper porn. It's safe, less humiliating, and the success rate is one hundred percent.

Dishing Hardcore Diaper Content

If you agree, then let me direct you toward XtremeDiaper. Xtreme Diaper lives up to its name, providing adult baby fetishists with some of the most hardcore diaper porn on the internet. Whether you want to be the baby or watch bitches be babies, they have it all.

The site design is a bit of a cluster fuck. There is a lot packed into a small area, and the font is tiny. It reminds me of an online casino website from 2005. However, I love the dark background and thumbnails that automatically play a short gif of the content. 

There is no main menu to speak of, and content is strewn about willy-nilly. The closest thing I could find to a main menu resides near the top left and includes the options Language select, Member entry, Become a member instant access, Main page, Full-length movie downloads, Webmasters, and Frequently asked questions.

Xtreme Diaper is a paid premium porn website, so you'll have to cough a few bucks up to gain access to the wealth of content here. They offer a single membership plan, which is a recurring monthly membership for $29.95. 

What do you get for your monthly membership fee? Plenty. There are currently over nine years worth of added content. That equals three hundred and fifty thousand pictures along with six thousand videos.

Just because their archives are extensive doesn't mean they're done yet. They have weekly updates that include three hundred and fifty-plus pics and seven-plus videos added every Wednesday. So by the end of every month, they will have added more than fifteen hundred pics and thirty videos. That's enough to keep even the most dedicated adult baby diaper fetishists busy playing with themselves.

Pissing with Strangers

Let's take a spin around the archives and check out some of the adult baby diaper content on Xtreme Diaper. "Covid Lockdown Regression," starring Scarlette and Melanie, grabbed my attention right away. While covid sucked balls all around, it provided a wonderful new backdrop for porn to be written about, and this might be my favorite example.

Scarlette and Melanie have just switched cities in order to start new jobs. Unfortunately, their timing is horrible, and they are forced into lockdown just as they arrive. Although they don't know each other, they become lockdown roommates inside a college dorm. 

As they settle in, they find a rules sheet that explains the closing of the community bathrooms. It's been determined that public bathrooms are the perfect place to catch covid, so all restrooms in the building are closed. Instead, a supply of diapers, wipes, and powder has been supplied to each room. New ones can be ordered at any time, and there are disposal cans outside of each door.

They can't believe what they are reading, but it appears to be true. There is a box in the corner full of all the supplies they need, including a changing mat. 

Both of the ladies arrived at the dorm needing to pee, so they immediately don their pampers and soil them in one smooth motion. The second both ladies open the dam gates, the room fills with the smell of warm piss. Who doesn't love the smell of warm piss in the morning? It's better than the smell of coffee brewing and bacon sizzling. 

After they fill their diapers to the brim, they toss them in the trash can outside, careful to wear their masks when they do. Once that's done, the ladies realize they need to put on fresh disposables.

Few things bring people together, like trauma, and having to piss in front of a stranger could be considered trauma. It has certainly made fast friends of this pair, so they help each other change into fresh nappies.

Once everyone is dry and secure, the two decide to hit the hay early so they have plenty of energy for whatever the next day may bring. 

As she often does, Melanie gets up in the middle of the night to pee. She totally forgets that she is not at home until she runs headfirst into the door. 

This snaps her back into reality, and she remembers that her only option is to pee in her pants. Unfortunately, Mel is too tired this time to change her nappy, so she just goes back to bed with a wet diaper. Not an ideal situation, but these are not ideal times.

By the time the morning rolls around, both ladies are in wet diapers. This is fucking ridiculous. "We are adults," the women say to themselves. There has to be a better way, so Mel gets on the horn with the covid commission and asks for a change of venue. They agree but warn this is the only move they will be allowed to make. The ladies agree but will live to regret the situation because the next place they arrive is an adult-sized baby nursery. 

This couldn't get much worse or weirder. They are soaked from a walk in the rain, they don't have luggage, and the only clothes available to change into are adult-sized baby clothes. What have they gotten themselves into? Perhaps they should just regress and try to make the best of a shitty situation. (Pun intended) After all, the bottles of warm milk and jars of soft baby food are starting to look awfully enticing.

My readers haven't mentally aged a day past two years old. You guys will probably never become adults, but that's not a problem as long as websites like Xtremediaper still exist. They make a life of faggotry and sissydom worth living. 

My one complaint about Xtreme Diapers is that they only offer one membership plan. I'm willing to sign up for much longer than just a month, but I want to be rewarded with a price break for doing so.

If you are an adult baby, then there is no reason not to enjoy Xtreme Diapers.