UK Flashers

Damn, this shit is raw! Tits are saggy, tummies are chubby, but nobody gives a fuck?! As long as birds are naked, U.K. plonkers are gonna wank off to them. Welcome to uk-flashers.net, the website where nothing is polished staged, or pretty. An array of raw photos and even rawer videos that present reality porn at its best. Do you have what it takes to venture inside this mayhem?!

As its name suggests, uk-flashers.net comes from the U.K. and presents British hotties that flash their junk out in public. Hey, the welcoming slideshow sends a clear signal that uk-flashers.net is NOT about making money by selling smut to a bunch of fuckers. 

The website cares – “please drive carefully”, the street sign against which a blonde with a pair of floppy orbs leans her body, while a car from the 1990s is parked right behind her ass. No, uk-flashers.net didn't choose to post a photo shopped photo of a flawless chick by a Porsche. “Let's keep things real” seems to be the motto of uk-flashers.net. So far, so good!

The homepage is a fucking masterpiece!

Not only are you gonna look at naked tits, but you are also gonna fall in love with British landscapes. You know, clouds and rain all the time, a perfectly wet setting for all saucy hoes. However, the moment you scroll further down the homepage, you're gonna realize that all of this is just a cover-up, a way to be unique so the paying shitheads could remember the page after taking one look at it. Becoming unique to beat the competition approach. Pretend that you care for traffic safety and promote Britain's shitty weather, while the thing you are actually promoting is smut. I like it!

A clash of modern and obsolete. The logo and the welcoming photos are a thing of the past, but the thumbnails tell a different tale. Video previews are enough for me to realize that someone very experienced is working on creating these scenes. I am right, again! Uk-flashers.net is a part of an adult network adultprime.com. All you have to know about the network is that the company behind it has been in the adult biz since 1968! Over fifty goddamn years! If you know where to look, uk-flashers.net really offers all the crucial info right there on the homepage.

It's time to deal with a couple of fuck-ups

The first thing about uk-flashers.net that annoyed the shit out of me was the vague updating schedule. No info of that kind anywhere on the page. As a member of uk-flashers.net, you won't have to worry about the updates because you will unlock a whole network for the price of one membership, but that doesn't mean that hiding the dates is ok. I might have been able to believe that this was an accidental screw-up if I didn't know that AdultPrime.com is a fucking giant with vast experience. Moving on.

Generally speaking, uk-flashers.net seems closed and reserved. Maybe it has something to do with its British origin, but you know, nothing bubbly about this website. The scenes are grubby, and crude, which might be a major turn-on for some dudes and a major downfall for others. I don't judge. All I am saying is that you should know what to expect from a joint before you make payment. Around 200 scenes, which is not a lot, and I can't tell you anything about how fast and how much the collection will grow. Do you know why?! Because I can't see the fucking dates! 

Time to discuss the content

Finally, some info about the page that is actually useful! UK-flashers.net explains that it focuses on presenting shocking nude in public pics and explicit videos of exhibitionism. Sometimes, British birds go to local pubs and markets wearing nothing but their navel piercings, and sometimes they hit the nearest phone booth to stroke their little cunts. Sometimes, after they reach orgasms, the birds want to take a leak. The camera keeps rolling as they take a wee in the middle of the street. Charming! All the rain is gonna wash all of it away anyway! 

So, nude pissing on the menu! Public masturbation, flashing, cumming in libraries and even museums. Slowly, I am beginning to realize that I haven't seen a single dick since I landed on the homepage. That's what happens when you are a dude writing a review. I wouldn't notice a lack of dicks even if it hit me in the face. God forbid! I don't care about British willies, but my obligation is to note that you won't see any shagging on uk-flashers.net. Solo scenes only!

When it comes to chicks, they are all amateurs! However, when fetish content is in question, choosing an amateur cast is a clever idea. Adultprime.com has thought of that, of course! The scenes of public nudity, flashing, masturbation, or whatever, tend to feel much more real when performed by a stranger. One part of your brain always knows that the scene has been staged when you notice a famous pornstar. This is exactly why you shouldn't consider the absence of well-known twats on uk-flashers.net as a downfall.

How much does all of this cost?

At the time of this review, a summer sale was on. I strongly suggest you double-check the pricing before footing the bill. Three options are available - $9.99/month for 30 days of streaming, $14.99/month for 30 days of streaming + downloading, and the yearly plan giving you full premium access for $7.99/month. The yearly plan was at the summer sale when I was writing this review. Even if you are a lazy fucker who misses the chance to seize this deal, I am sure that some other discount will pop up soon. That's how things work in the adult biz. 

I like the shortest plan because it's a cheap way to gain access to uk-flashers.net. Let's face it! How many times have you actually downloaded a video you've just wanked off to? On the other hand, more expensive membership plans are created for lovers of public stripping with slightly deeper pockets. I guess it all depends on your plans with uk-flashers.net. 

I am positive that you fuckers remember me saying that one membership plan unlocks the whole network. Yeah, TPD likes bonus content! The network boasts daily updates (I told you not to worry about that), over 24K explicit videos, and over 25K XXX galleries. In situations like these, members don't get to worry about diversity. Adultprime.com claims to present anything from sensual and female-friendly porn to German sexcapades and group sex.

Are you gonna get your money's worth?

European porn. Made in the U.K.? Does it sound hot yet? Well, let's try this approach. She is a dark-haired milf walking the streets of...let's say Manchester. London is too obvious. She is wearing purple tights that reveal her ass that could be perkier and bigger, but it is what it is. The guy behind her films the whole ordeal. She is walking, swaying her hips, luring you into a sexy trap. She is walking, walking, and talking, and finally stopping. What's gonna happen next?

Oh, she's having a fag. How classy! Actually, her face looks way better than her bum. She lifts her top to flash pierced nips, and she is blabbing some shit with a British accent all the time. Naturally, all that bullshitting can take a toll on a person, so she feels the urgent need to piss. With a big green on her sun-kissed face, she kneels against a wall and pisses away. If all of this gave you a boner, yeah, you ARE gonna get your money's worth!

Final thoughts

Uk-flashers.net feels like a page created by a big network that wants more diversity. I don't know if uk-flashers.net alone could provide a guy with a decent amount of fapping material. There isn't enough content, to begin with, and a dude needs some hardcore arsehole drilling from time to time. However, uk-flashers.net might be a good way to broaden your views, expand your mind, and get to love Britain and all that shit.

You know what? I am too tired for that Go Premium bullshit. Whatever you end up doing, I don't have anything to do with it! My job is done here! Am I gonna remember reviewing uk-flashers.net ten years from now? Probably! Anything else you want to hear from me? Fuck off!