Clinic Fuck

Hell, fucking, yes. It’s time for the big leagues. Not all porn sites are created equal. Some of them actually make original content. It’s rare as fuck and it’s the main reason I’m so crotchety all the time. There are far too many porn sites around the web these days and most of them rely on repetition and quantity. Quality is not in their vocabulary. I’m not the kind of person to complain about there being too much porn around, except when I clearly see that the smut is exactly the fucking same. Mainstream studios hire the same pornstars to shoot the same scenes then they use new and innovative tags to trick you into giving them a shot. This is painful stuff and it’s pissing me off.

Sites like ClinicFuck are my raison d’etre as the French say. Loosely translated that means “reason to fap”. I love this place. It’s far from my favorite fapping destination, but that’s not the point. They’re original. They go out of their way to do their jobs properly. Everyone from the bitches to the director on this site is doing a fantastic fucking job at arousing the viewer. As a viewer, I’m horny. As a reviewer, I’m excited to share this shit with you. There are so many innovative elements to the smut on ClinicFuck that one can’t help but ask what one’s done to deserve this amazing erotic extravaganza of a website. Ok, enough dick sucking. ClinicFuck didn’t pay me for this review, I’m just that fucking aroused. Let’s get technical, shall we?

Let’s Play Doctor

Do you remember when you were a kid and you and your similarly young friends would get together to play pretend as if you were doctors or nurses or firefighters? That kind of indulgence in the imaginary is really healthy for the mind. It’s also great for your creativity. Playing pretend is very much a part of our mental core, as human beings. We like to act. We also like to mix and match activities that don’t necessarily belong together. That’s roughly how fetishes are born. I mean, it’s a doctor’s job to treat your ailments, but we consider doctor play in porn to be an absolute delight. Why? Are we aroused at the idea of a person in uniform with access to prescription medication? Maybe. I think it has more to do with the position of power combined with the fact that doctors can get very hands on sometimes. Maybe this fetish also connects to our inner mommy and daddy issues. I’m not a psychologist, I’ve just watched a lot of porn so I’m putting two and two together.

ClinicFuck is banking on the theory that people find doctors extremely arousing, especially in a combination where the doctor is male and the patient being examined is female. That’s their entire shtick. Every single video on this site explores the dynamic between a submissive female patient and a very meticulous doctor. You could also call him dominant, by default, but this isn’t really a BDSM-themed setup. It’s very calm and dare I say, disciplined. It’s gentle, but meticulous and it can indeed put you to sleep, though I consider that to be a good thing.

The Healing Touch

The videos on ClinicFuck have some variety from one clip to another, but overall, the main trend of the stories, if you can call them that, is very much the same across the board. There’s a female patient in full view. Sometimes the camera zooms way the fuck in, for no real reason other than to give you a better vantage point of the breasts. I like that. I like breasts. Zoom in on them as much as possible. Anyways, the doctor then enters the room and proceeds to examine the patient using all kinds of medical utensils from stethoscopes to something I can only describe as breast measurement prongs. You know, like a protractor or a compass. I don’t know the technical term for breast measuring devices – please don’t hold it against me.

Anyways, the examination proceeds getting ever-so-slightly more sexual as the video goes on. First the breasts get measured, then they get checked for tumors. There might be some throat checkups, but sooner or later the doctor will carefully explore the female patient’s vagina both with his hands and with some completely pointless tools that serve no purpose other than to maintain the illusion that something professional is going on. I love this crap. I’m watching it and trying hard to suspend my disbelief. I wish I could get this same treatment from a doctor with a pussy. She can measure my cock with a compass then check the structural integrity of my ballsack with her tongue. Just a thought.

The Pacing is Divine

Some porn clips are made with quick faps in mind. Even longer videos often feature multiple so called money shots, in order to squeeze out maximum potential from the single video shoot. ClinicFuck’s videos have multiple money shots towards the end of each video, but the rest of the content is extremely gradual. It feels like this smut was made for long viewings. It teases you. You get a bit of buildup over time with some insinuation and physical innuendo. Then, you move on to something a bit more extreme, but the doctor doesn’t let loose until the very end of the video. There’s patience and discipline. These dudes might actually be real doctors in their day to day life. This might be their way of getting some extra cash on the side.

I found it really exciting to fap to these videos from beginning to end and while I did skip ahead a bit because I was on a tight schedule, I think that you’ll enjoy these videos thoroughly without issue. They’re definitely worth the watch. They’re rather similar in pacing, of course, since this is a very narrow fetish. What I find really fascinating about the whole thing is that the doctor/patient play is an established fetish, but ClinicFuck seem to have perfected their own little formula, so their content is pretty much irreplaceable. Oh sure, it’s similar to the content you’ve seen on some other sites, but it’s far from identical. This smut is fantastically unique and I can’t recommend it enough.

Any Downsides?

Some. The first thing I noticed was that the pornstars in ClinicFuck’s videos are a bit B-tier. You can tell from their faces. It’s not that they’re ugly, it’s that they’ve clearly never been in any limelight. There are no recognizable bitches here. As for the dudes, for some reason they kind of look like they fell out of the 70s. I don’t know what that’s about. Some of them look like they came out of a 90s boyband, too. I can’t make heads or tails of this casting. Either way, they do a great job and they don’t showboat. They’re here to treat the girls like patients and it all comes together quite nicely.

The video quality is as high as it should be, with 1080p videos readily available for preview and download. They look great on damn near any screen, though I recently got an ultra-wide monitor and realized what a terrible idea that is, considering my job. This has nothing to do with ClinicFuck, I just felt like sharing. Anyways, this website is doing a fantastic job at staying both relevant and original and I’m glad they’re seemingly saving money by cutting a few useless corners. The environments they record in are rather minimal. The pornstars are B-tier so I doubt they’re asking for a lot of money. All in all, ClinicFuck have figured out a great formula for success and it yields a ton of high quality smut that kept me extremely aroused through and through.

It’s Worth It

ClinicFuck costs $30 a month, which is a bit steep, but it’s an industry standard at this point because they want to encourage you to get the discount from signing up for a whole year. That way, it costs $10 a month instead. That’s a hell of a discount and I very much encourage you to consider it, but before that, get the 2-day trial membership for $1. Test out the videos. Jack off a couple of times, or more if you can pull it off, and make your decision for the long run.

ClinicFuck is one of those sites that I consider a worthwhile investment, but it’s not for everyone. It’s narrowly focused around one particular type of sex play and while there is mainstream porn within the actual videos, towards the end, it’s far from the point of these videos, so to speak. The doctor play is where it’s at. So, if that’s what you’re looking for, you’ve struck gold.