Dirty Doctor

This is one of those sites that's perpetuating the stereotype that gynecologists have the best job in the world, of course, besides porn actors and what TPD is doing. In all three jobs, pussy is the focal point. Now, as we all know, the gyno, in reality, doesn't have the best job in the world. TPD does, then the porn actors. Just keeping it real. The gyno still has to check up all the granny vaginas, and most of the time, they are all smelly and fucked up with all kinds of STDs and shit. It makes me throw up. However, and this is a big but, once you land on Dirty-doctor.com, you are going to enjoy the fantasy that most of us guys are living in and what women would love to have, a sexy doctor who's going to fuck them during the check-up. That's the gist of this site.

If this was real, women would go to check their pussies up every day

For all you ladies out there, hello. My name is the infamous The Porn Dude, hi. The site that I'm reviewing today is something that I'm sure you will love. Getting fucked by a hunky doctor. Am I right, or am I right ladies? I know. Thank you. Once you open up the video and check out the videos, they all revolve around the same setup. You are a hot teen with a slim body, naive, and all giggly to all the lame jokes that your doc is throwing at you just so that he mellows you out. You are thinking, oh man, he is so damn gorgeous - I'd fuck him in an instant! So he does. 

The patients in the scenes are hot as fuck and fuck hot

That's the main premise that Dirty-doctor.com presents in its videos. The selection of ladies counts 37 different models. They all have about 1 to 2 scenes done or more, so you won't have a feeling of a revolving door when you start checking out the scenes. I must admit, even I got aroused to the thought of the doctor, a female one, abusing her authority and using me for her dirty and perverted sexual fantasies. I mean, why not? I'm a sexy dude. I have a big cock. I fuck good, so why not? God, I wish my doctor was a hot big boobs looking babe. Instead, her name is Martha. She is fat, has red hair, wears glasses, and smells of cigarettes. For some, maybe, for TPD, it's not arousing at all.

What bothered the shit out of me was that I couldn't check out any of the free preview videos on the site. What's this shit about son? I mean, c'mon! You have to have a free sample section or something. You just have to dish out freebies so that the one who wants to watch these videos doesn't go to PornHub as I did. Well, the fuckers have a great copyright deal or some shit because I went and kissed the door goodbye because there are no free videos on PH. Damn! That's awesome for Dirty-doctor.com, but then at least gimme some free shit. 

Minor mistakes on the site leave you with a bitter taste in your mouth

Since I have free access to all the porn sites in the world, I can still check out and enjoy the videos, but still, I remember what it was like when I was a nobody in this biz. There was no love for ya bwoy. Look at me now bitches! You'd love to get TPDs SEO strategy, wouldn't you, you concept ripping assholes? Well, suck my dick! If I couldn't get a freebie on Dirty-doctor.com, neither will you from TPD. But I got a freebie since I get all the passwords and shit, but I always think like a fan because I still am one. Previews must be presented. 

I even checked out the section with videos that were supposed to preview the material sister sites have that you get once you sign up. A bit later on that. What I got once I played the video was 'No playable video source found.' Are you fucking kidding me?! This shit is unacceptable! Why the fuck would someone sign up when they don't even have the videos on their sites? Crazy shit! 

So, these were the things that rubbed me the wrong way because a paying customer always expects full service. Whenever you see these minor details like this, you just go to another site that's got their shit handled. I ain't from Compton, but homie, TPDs keeping it 100 24/7. Holla!

You can check out the whole content basically in one day if you really wanted to

Of course, once you start with these minor details, the ball keeps rolling, and the gauge starts tipping in one direction. I started looking for what's crappy on this site. That's how the cookie crumbled. What can I do? So, I started counting the number of videos they had on the site. Yup, I had time. I had 32 seconds to count all of the 32 videos that I saw on the site. Nice. The last one was released in 2017. Need I say more on that?

I wanted to balance this con with a pro. To say something good about Dirty-doctor.com. There are a lot of things, don't get me wrong. I might be an asshole, but I am a fair asshole. I don't say assholish things just for the sake of saying them. The access to the whole network is what's keeping these guys afloat. So what it is that you are getting? You will get access to 34 awesome sites, each different from the others. Of course, they are all from the same production company and more less have the same layout and site concept. But it's the content that matters. I wanted to check out some of the sites' videos, but I didn't enter my password at that point, and I got the infamous 'No playable video source found.' Tough luck.

Every time I see a site selling safe and secure, I cringe. To me, that's a sure thing. They are scared of all the hacks they might have and have a lousy security system in place that would break down the moment the hacker starts doing even the most mundane tricks to grab the users' credit card numbers. I don't know. It just might be me, though. Anyway, now that I scared the shit out of you let's get to the prices and payment possibilities on Dirty-doctor.com.

How much will the pain in my cock cost to go away if I subscribe?

Depending on what floats your boat or how much money you are willing to spend on exclusive content, you always have a few choices. You can always just tip your toes in the dirty doctor pond for just $1 and have two days to browse around and wank to basically all the videos on the site. The other possibility is $29.95 for one month. You can wank off 69 times to all of the content easily. If you go with the three months option, it will run you $19.95, and lastly, 12 months will cost you 9.95 per month. Don't bother taking out your calculators, you lousy bums. That's $119.4 in one billing. Remember, it is not just access to Dirty-doctor.com. It is access to 34 other sites with even more content than Dirty-doctor.com, so keep that in mind.

I love doctor porn in general, so I will be a bit subjective with my verdict

I know I kind of went a bit hardcore on the site's content and all that shit, but you have to understand one thing. If you are going to play in the big leagues, play like you are a champion. All this, let's give it a shot and see how it goes results in just one thing, a huge waste of time and money. Dirty-doctor.com has great production and content. They did, however, stretch themselves thin. They have many sites, but every site doesn't have as much content as it should have. When it comes in a package with their sister sites, sure, it's worth it. Otherwise, I wouldn't enter my credit card numbers and hit pay even if I had a gun to my head. Site's cool, though.