Fake Hospital

Any job where you get to see naked people is a good job to me, so I understand why men want to be doctors. Obviously, they don't see as many naked people as I do, but we can't all live the dream, or it wouldn't be a dream.

From Stethoscope to Wetoscope

Women love doctors. The power, the uniform, and of course, the pay all combine to make a pussy wetter than water. All a bitch needs to see is a stethoscope, and she'll blow you right in the waiting room while others watch. 

These facts have made hospital porn a popular category for men and women alike. If you have ever been on a porn tube site, then I'm sure you've run into a few fake doctors in your life. That's not the good shit, though. If you want the good shit, you need to hit a website such as Fake Hospital.

Medical fetish porn is all that Fake hospital does, and they have mastered the art. This is some of the hottest porn around, let alone medical porn.

Everything about Fake hospital is sleek and smooth, including the web design. Getting around the place is super easy, and the aesthetic is sharp and refined. The main menu resides up top and contains the options Home, Videos, Sites, Categories, Members log in Search bar, and Join now.

Fake Hospital is part of the ever-growing Fake Hub network of porn sites. It includes other sites such as Fake Taxi, Fake Hostel, Public Agent, Fake Driving School, and Fake Cop. If you enjoy Fake Hospital, do yourself a favor and check out the rest of the network.

You don't get such a high-quality porn site as Fake Hospital without paying for it. Free sites don't have this level of production or video quality. And let's not forget about how sexy the performers are.

The site offers four different membership options for people to select from. The first is a two-day trial period that only costs a single dollar a day. Here is the thing, though. If you forget to cancel after the trial period or don't select a different payment plan, you will be charged $39.99 a month until you cancel. That is more expensive than the usual one-month plan, so watch out. They're trying to pull a fast one on you.

The one-month membership option is $29.99. A full ten bucks cheaper. However, it is still not the plan I would recommend to anyone who likes saving money. It's certainly better than $39.99, though.

The third option is a three-month plan for $59.99. That takes the price down another ten bucks a month compared to the one-month program. Now we are really getting somewhere.

But by far, the best option is the one-year plan which only costs $109.99. That breaks down to only $9.16 a month. That's fucking perfect. I've got ten bucks to invest in medical-grade pussy.

To the Heart, Through the Pussy

With the stage set, let's dive head first into some of the sexy content on Fake Hospital, starting with "Dirty Doc Stretches Fit Babes Pussy." Doctor Dave was playing with his brand new pulse monitor he just had shipped from China when Cassie Del Isla sauntered into the office complaining about chest pain.

She noticed the cameras around the room right away, but Doctor Dave explained that they were for his students. She ate that bullshit excuse up with a spoon and described her problem to the Doc in detail.

The Doctor will have to examine the patient to get to the bottom of her chest pain, and every good exam starts by getting a bitch naked. That's a day one lesson in medical school. 

As the doctor strips down Cassie, he can't help but notice how sexy and tone she is. This bitch definitely works out regularly. Her ass is firm, her stomach is defined, and her petite tits fit her perfectly. 

After a cursory exam, he informs Cassie that he has to inspect her vagina. Every heart doctor worth his weight in salt knows you check a bitches pussy when she has chest pain. 

Cassie asks if he is a gyno, and Doctor Dave explains that he is actually a fuckologist. Well, it just so happens that Cassie is a suckologist, so it's a match made in heaven.

Welcome to the States

That brings us to "Doctor Fucks Shaven Russian Pussy." Doctor Dave (I made up that name for convenience's sake) has a new patient today. It's a sexy dark-haired Russian vixen with dick-sucking lips and a tight body. 

Cassie just moved to the States from Russia and required a medical examination as part of the immigration process. The Doctor told her that was no problem and she should lay back on the exam table. 

Doctor Dave wastes zero time and starts his examination with her pussy. Once her pussy had been thoroughly explored, he moved his attention to Cassie's petite and perky tits. By now, she must be wondering what kind of exam this is.

That's when the Doctor leans in close, and the two "Accidentally" kiss. One might think this would piss Cassie off, but instead, it turns her on. Pretty soon, the good doctor is exploring Cassie's pussy with his tongue instead of a speculum. Of course, Cassie was more than happy to return the favor before Doctor Dave fucks her pussy raw and cums on her cute pink skirt.

Next up, we have "Sexy Fur Clad Patient Wants Fucking." When Valentina Sierra entered Doctor Dave's office, he didn't recognize her at all. This couldn't be his patient, but despite his reservations, she is convinced that Doctor Dave is her Doctor. She just saw him last week and is requesting her test results.

Eventually, the good Doc decides to check with the receptionist to see if there was a scheduling mistake, but when he returned, Val had changed clothes. She was now wearing slinky black lingerie and sexy high heels. It turns out that she was never Doctor Dave's patient after all.

Instead, one of Val's close friends told her about his special treatments, and now she wants some of the action. The Doc is more than happy to provide her with some of his unique methods for health care. Val loves every minute of it as she cums multiple times all over the Doc's dick.

Now let's look at "Sexy Ass Patient Swallows Cum." Doctor Dave is feeling sick today and hoping for a nice relaxing day at the office so he can heal. As he sits at his office and sips tea, Amirah Adara suddenly bursts into his office, demanding a prescription.

Amirah is a dirty little slut, so she wants to go on the pill so men can bust nuts inside of her all day. But the doctor doesn't give a shit what Amirah wants. All he cares about is peace and quiet. 

Amirah can tell that he doesn't want to give her the light of day, so she changes tactics and pulls her perfect tits out. This completely changes Doctor Dave's energy. Suddenly he feels very much like seeing a patient.

Amirah offers to fuck the Doc in exchange for her prescription, and he quickly agrees. She crawls up on his desk so he can enjoy her ass before she sits down on his cock and rides it like it holds the meaning of life. Of course, Amirah wasn't on the pill yet, so when it came time to cum the doctor fired a load into her mouth instead of her pussy.

Clean Up on Aisle Pussy

Last up, we have "Cute Pigtailed Cleaner Sucks Cock." Doctors are busy people, so they don't have time to clean the office. That's why sometimes Dr. Dave hires a cleaner from a local service to straighten the place up a bit.

Most recently, he hired a sexy little thing named Selvaggia. Her name is ugly, but her body is spectacular. When the Doctor entered the office for a day's work, Selvaggia was already there, but instead of working, she was sitting at his desk playing with his stethoscope. What a naughty girl.

The Doctor chastises her and tells her to get back to work, but when she dismounts the desk, she flashes her black thong at him. Dave gets hard immediately and can't stop himself from starting to jerk off. I wonder what will happen when Selvaggia turns around and finds him with his cock in hand.

If you have any medical fetish, you will fall in love with Fake Hospital. The content is spectacular, the production quality is insane, and the storylines are fun. 

There isn't much to complain about on Fake Hospital except for the trial period scam they are running. Come on, guys. Don't be a bunch of skeevy fucking assholes.

I'm willing to bet that not a single Doctor is reading this article, so why not pretend to be one on Fake Hospital. Your parents will be so proud.