Spy Hospital

Welcome to SpyHospital, a website that was clearly inspired by 12-year-old logic. Remember when you were young and you thought that being a gynecologist is cool because it meant you would be handling pussies all day long and get paid for it? Yeah, let me break it to you. It doesn’t work like that. More than 90% of all the pussies you handle will smell like death and look like an insect hive. You realize that being a professional OBGYN means that you’d have to actually handle old lady pussies as well, right? You wouldn’t just be checking out 18-year-old virgins who are dying to randomly orgasm on your table. You’d have to actually peer into smelly old lady vaginas all day. Being a gynecologist is a sure-fire way to become allergic to seeing pussy. Plus, can you imagine what it might be like to spend the whole day staring at terrible vaginas and then trying to get laid after work? I guarantee you; you’d be turned off of pussy for life and you’d stick to anal sex.

SpyHospital was built around the idea that being a gynecologist only ever involves healthy women with healthy pussies and all of those women are between the ages of 18 and 25. How and why? Who knows? This smut takes place inside a fantasy realm where women only exist for the satisfaction of men. I like it that way, to be honest. I mean, it’s a poor parallel for real life. Women exist in my realm mostly to piss me off by speaking about their feelings for hours on end. But, in the world of smut, they know their place. They have no opinions, no dreams and certainly no complaints. They just sort of sit there while I jack off. It’s a great fucking fantasy. SpyHospital is here to deliver in that regard, in a very original way.

Step Inside my Office

Every single video on SpyHospital follows the same premise. You’ve got a young babe who’s visiting her gynecologist, presumably for no good reason. All of these babes give me the impression that they haven’t had their pussies touched in ages, so they’re here to kind of cut their teeth on vaginal experimentation. The gynecologist is always the same dude, as far as I can tell, but don’t quote me on that. Maybe they’ve swapped at some point in the past. Either way, you’re looking at a massive collection of videos that all give you the exact same play, so this is one of those websites where you either love it or you hate it. There’s no in-between. You check out one video and if it gets you hard, the other ones will certainly do as well.

Once the babes step inside the gyno office, they sit down on one of those pussy inspection table chair things, with their legs spread across a device that pretty much puts their private parts on a spotlight. Worry not, they’re properly lit. The camera is also focused right down the middle, so you can see the pussies in all their glory. The girls don’t seem to be aware of the camera. This is the kind of site that tries to convince you that what you’re seeing is candid. They might have fooled me for a moment, if any of this gyno work looked realistic. Alas, it’s all fake. These are professional pornstars, albeit unknown ones. At least they’re hot. The whole play works really well for a pornographic setup. It’s far removed from how these checkups look in real life, while using the same real-life equipment. Talk about commitment.

Checking the Pussy Thoroughly

The doctor in these videos goes fucking hard. This guy’s fueled by a dream, I swear. He’s more thorough than an overpaid mechanic. It’s almost as if he’s convinced that some long-lost treasure was lost inside the vagina of some local woman and he’s hoping to uncover it if he just digs far enough inside every single woman that comes through his office. Seriously, he goes way past standard vaginal checkups, even though he’s not technically doing anything sexual. I mean, he is manhandling their vaginas and this is more than enough to make a lot of women orgasm, but as an OBGYN he is kind of expected to fiddle around in there, especially if he suspects something might be off. He’s very much doing his job, albeit with an ulterior motive.

What I find really interesting about the guy is that he doesn’t seem to be aroused while he’s performing, even though this is literally impossible assuming he’s straight. There’s no way you could fiddle around a woman’s vagina for thirty minutes at a time and not go rock hard. I’m not buying it. Anyways, this guy uses all the vaginal utensils very thoroughly and carefully, with extreme dedication to his craft. He makes special use of that duck-like utensil that’s supposed to spread open the vaginal canal. I’ve seen it in movies, I’m sure you know what I’m talking about. It looks like reverse tongs. You shove it in the vagina then spread it open providing easy access to the cervix. This review is starting to sound like a fucking medical textbook, but what do you want from me? That’s the whole fucking point of the website.

Previewing the Smut

SpyHospital have made the genius decision to offer absolutely no previews of their content whatsoever, except for a few thumbnails for the listed videos. So, you can tell that they’ve got over 120 videos on here and you can see what they’re called, but you can’t preview them. You have no idea whether they’re hot or not. This is extreme gatekeeping that makes absolutely no sense considering this is a respectable premium porn site. They expect you to pay for this shit in advance, without previewing it at all? That’s bullshit. I have discovered a work around but it’s very janky.

They don’t have previews of their own videos on their own site, but they have them on other sites. This is batshit insane. If you go over to any of the more popular user-driven porn tubes out there you’ll find damn near the entire SpyHospital library in shortened format with heavy compression. In other words, you get the perfect preview of their entire library. I’m trying to avoid naming names because I don’t want to encourage that you fap elsewhere within the actual review for SpyHospital. It’s not against the rules or anything, I just think it would be shitty of me. Then again, it’s shitty of them to have no fucking previews on their site.

Paying for OBGYN Videos

One month, $25. Three months, $60. Six months, $90. There. I opened with the pertinent information lest I get accused again of being too verbose. Apparently, I talk too much. Apparently, I dance around the point. There’s the point. One month’s worth of SpyHospital is expensive as shit. The six-month tier is closer to reasonable in my opinion. It’s still steep, but not so steep that I’d recommend giving them a pass. They’re skirting the line. As previously mentioned, they’ve got over 120 videos so far and by their own admission, they come up with new smut every month. That’s not a bad rate. You’d get your money’s worth for sure.

This isn’t a casual porn site, that much is clear. This place is extremely narrow. There’s one fetish and one fetish alone and I don’t honestly know what to call it. I mean, it’s OBGYN play exclusively. It’s voyeuristic and the people involved are trying hard to maintain the illusion. From what I’ve seen, the girls don’t break character at all. They just sort of sit there patiently, waiting for the doctor to wrap up his work.

Hard Recommend

Let me be clear, again, that SpyHospital is not for everyone. It’s extremely specific and you get over 120 videos that are all roughly exactly the same, but with different vaginas. That’s variety, for sure, but only within the niche itself. You can’t just hand this shit around to anyone and expect them to have a good time. First of all, there’s no active sexual participation. Second, it’s all filmed from a voyeuristic perspective, i.e., with a supposedly hidden camera. This can make the videos feel a bit dry at times, if voyeurism isn’t your thing.

I’m personally a fan of SpyHospital simply because of their dedication to the art. They clearly care a lot about the play and the involved vaginas and there seems to be no shortage of new babes to be inspected, so I foresee a lot of success for them in the future. As for you, well, consider previewing their content on a third-party site before you commit to a subscription. You deserve to know exactly what you’re getting yourself into.