Smothered

Welcome back to 1996. I’m sorry I have to do this to you. Normally, I don’t give a shit about websites looking too retro or whatever. Design is secondary to pussy. As long as the content’s hot, I’m happy. And yes, the content on Smothered is indeed hot, but there’s so much to bitch and moan about it’s crazy. This place is riddled with equal parts quality content and reasons to complain. It’s a premium porn website dedicated to women smothering men. They say it’s also an ass worshipping website and that is partly true, though the babes use a lot more than just their asses during an average smothering session. It gets pretty wild. Bottom line, this is a femdom site that deals in smothering.

Smothered’s home page boasts that this place has been around since 1996, which gave me a bunch of false impressions. If a premium porn site has been actively churning out content for over 20 years, you’d expect to see thousands of them, right? Even if they only post a new video once every week, they should have over a thousand clips on here. No such luck with Smothered. No, by my count they have about 140 clips at most, not counting the DVD releases. The oldest video I could find in the all-videos list came out in 2014. That’s… a bit recent. I mean, I was expecting to see smut from the 90s. This site’s supposed to be old as hell, right? I don’t know, I feel like the whole damn place is kind of riddled with random half-delivered promises. Let’s go through this bad boy with a fine-toothed comb.

Very Exciting Action

I’ll admit it, this content got me hard from the get go. It didn’t take long. I saw a babe sitting on a dude’s face, with her titties flopping around while she was acting like a proper cunt. It was great stuff. I’m not a particularly submissive dude, but I can enjoy femdom smut just the same. It’s fantastic stuff. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – if I’m paying for premium porn that features bitches, I’d like to see said bitches actually doing some of the work. Preferably, I’d like for them to do all the work. This is all well and good in solo porn, where the babes have to entertain themselves, but when they’re paired up with a dude, they usually just sort of flop around while the dude does all the heavy lifting. Yeah, not on Smothered.

On this site, the babes do everything. The guys are glorified props and they seem to be glad to be in that position. It works for me. Even though there’s a dude in every scene, very little screen time is actually reserved for him. You’re mostly watching the babes crushing the dudes under their weight, while also being naked and generally fuck-worthy. I like what I’m seeing. I could fap to videos of babes riding dudes’ faces for a long time. It’s far from a personal favorite for me, but I know a lot of you perverts love the femdom angle. You’re sure to enjoy what Smothered has in store for you.

The Babes are Decent

If you dive into Smothered with the expectation of modern triple A pornography, you’ll be a bit let down by the babe selection. These girls are on the high end of B-tier. They can’t contend with the likes of Angela White and Lana Rhoades. That being said, they don’t have to. This site is self-admittedly old as shit. Plus, they specialize in hardcore femdom with a strong focus on face-sitting. Do you have any idea how hard it is to find professional babes who are willing to do this shit right? I don’t know why it’s so rare, but it is. The more specific a fetish gets, the less likely you are to find hot professional bitches willing to do it. The porn market is confusing and nonsensical.

So, if you go into Smothered with the expectation of pussy in general, you’ll be pleasantly surprised and very welcome to enjoy what’s in store for you. These bitches are fantastic. I’d fuck every single one of them. No cap. Most of them are in their mid-twenties with a few reaching just north of 30. Either way, their breasts are to die for. I don’t normally flip my shit over a selection of tits, but fuck me sideways, these tits are fantastic. They’re huge and potent milkers that were made to flop in the wind. And sure, a lot of them are fake, but they’re the good kind of fake. They’re not misshapen. They’re curvy and circular.

It's Only About the Smothering

If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my time reviewing fetish porn sites it is that they always fall under one of two categories. Either the fetish is ever-present and a focal point or it’s heavily featured, but mixed in with other smut. Smothered falls under the former category. That is, you only get to see smothering and nothing else. The dudes don’t take a break from the smothering to whip their cocks out and get a blowjob. The girls don’t take a short break to whip out some vibrators. It’s all smothering, all the time, without stops.

On the one hand, this is fantastic. It means you get exactly what’s advertised. You’re not paying for anything that you don’t want to see. It’s all one big smothering collection, with different babes each time. On the other hand, this does mean that Smothered’s content is exactly the fucking same across the board. It can get old, fast. If you’ve got some sort of extreme natural preference for smothering porn then you might be fine with that, but for me, it got stale fast. Yes, it’s hot content, but I can’t subsist on nothing but smother porn. I need a bit of variety.

Babes on Babes

My favorite type of smut on Smothered by far is the smothering content that features multiple babes. It’s pretty rare. Less than 10% of the total content. Still, it’s the fucking best. Watching one babe smother another babe with her snatch is the gift that keeps on giving. I’d love to get sandwiched between multiple babes until my lights go out. What a way to go. Death by snu-snu is what they call it, I believe.

I watched one of the babe-on-babe videos from beginning to end and I noticed something very interesting. The smothering isn’t necessarily sexual at all times. I mean, in-between the face sitting and ass munching there are parts where the girls just sort of choke each other out by covering each other’s breathing holes with their hands. It’s … oddly tense and kind of creepy. I’ve never considered fapping to this kind of content before. I’ve choked a woman during sex and I have been choked by a woman during sex, but this is different. This is smothering for the sake of smothering. I didn’t know it could be so exciting, but Smothered brought me around.

A Dangerous Pastime

I tried looking up Smothered’s content on other sites to do some research and I quickly realized the error of my ways. Apparently, the word smothering is kind of a no-no on the internet and in the world of porn. Search engines seem to assume it has something to do with uhm… “unaliving”. Yeah, you get none of that with Smothered. Don’t worry. This is a legitimate porn site where all the participants are very much on board with the action. They smother each other for fun, in short bursts. No-one gets “unalived” here. Still, the search term is problematic according to search engines, so short of going straight to Smothered and fapping to this content, I’m not sure how you’d go about looking for this kind of smut on porn tubes.

I get it, though. Even casual smothering for fun’s sake is very dangerous. I wouldn’t recommend that you try this shit at home, alone or otherwise. I know that it can be very arousing. I’ve heard of autoerotic asphyxiation and I ain’t no punk bitch. But, if I’m terrified of trying it, it must be scary. I won’t be wrapping a belt around my neck any time soon. As for being smothered by other people, well, I’ve had bitches sit on my face before until I got woozy and that was damn enjoyable stuff. I wouldn’t recommend that you go much further than that. At the end of the day, just leave it to Smothered and enjoy this fetish vicariously. It’s your safest bet.