Foot Worship

Over the last twenty years or so, science has been trying to explain the male fascination with feet. It's one of the most popular fetishes among dudes in the world today. I know plenty of gents fucking obsessed with them.

Why Feet?

Science has attempted to throw its hat in the game by theorizing why this is. The first notes the close vicinity of areas in the brain that handle sexual attraction and areas that handle your feet. Some researchers theorize that the wires can get crossed, and the result is a foot fetish.

Others relate the popularity of feet with environmental circumstances. For many men, the first woman they love is their mom. Love for parents (if they don't suck balls) is one of the strongest emotions people ever feel. During our formative years as short children, feet are the primary body part we see of our mom. 

I might give the second idea less validity if it weren't for a significant trend in porn over the last ten years. Incest videos have risen to one of the most popular forms of porn. You miserable, disgusting, twisted, worthless fucks want to fuck your mom. It's horrific, and you should all be thrown in a furnace full of lava and AIDS for it, but that's the way it is. Perhaps the first sexual thought you fuckers have is wanting a foot job from your mothers.

While these theories are certainly fascinating, I have one of my own. Feelings of worthlessness abound not only in my readers but in men everywhere these days. As the ultimate alpha male, it truly saddens me to see. I wish you all could have the confidence and dick size that I do.

But unfortunately, that can't happen, and I think one of the ways men have reacted to this is by developing foot fetishes. The modern man does not think he is good enough for tits, ass, and pussy. Instead, he must relegate himself to the lowliest of body parts, the foot. I see it as a sort of sexual self-flagellation. 

Regardless of the reasoning, foot fetishes remain extremely popular, so there is no lack of foot porn sites out there. But, for some reason, many foot fetish sites suffer from shitty design and bland content. Specific genres of porn suffer from this, and I'm not sure why.

My best theory is that it's a continuation of the self-flagellation men are subjecting themselves to. Not only do they not deserve actual genitalia. They also don't deserve a functioning website. Let me be the one to tell you that you fags might not have earned much in life, but you still deserve access to tons of high-quality free porn.

The Church of Foot Porn

To that end, I present Footworship. This site links you over to the home of foot porn, Kink.com. Kink is a master of whatever domain they take on, so when you visit, you can rest assured that you're experiencing some of the best foot porn on Earth.

Kinks' mastery extends to web design. It's not a particularly inventive or creative design, but it is familiar and easily navigatable. Anyone who has ever visited a porn tube site will find the place to be as comfortable as an old leather jacket.

While not being the primary site, Foot Worship still gives us a main menu. Its options are Home, Browse, Categories, Shop, Live sex, Virtual Reality, Search, Join now, and Log in.

Below the menu are rows of content thumbnails. When you run your cursor over an image, you'll see a series of screenshots snatched from the video. Each also contains the Date of release, User rating out of one hundred percent, Run time, Title, and Performers.

Below the thumbnails are links to everything that Kink gets into. They have a massive network of sister sites dedicated to exposing every form of fetish and BDSM there is.

Peeping Toms, Fertility Goddesses, and autoimmune disease

It's time for us to dive into the wonderful foot content on Foot Worship. The first video I felt drawn to is "Foot Whores Punish Peeping Tom." Let me tell you. I'm not sure how much of this video is actual punishment to a foot fetishist. It looks more like a dream come true.

This feature stars Mickey Mod, Lotus Lain, and Mia Little. Lotus Lain has been training under Mia Li to become a fully certified foot whore. It's been her life's goal ever since she graduated high school, and she's excited to finally graduate. 

But, before she can do so, she must learn how to properly fuck a cock with nothing but her perfect wet feet. That's unlike any other final exam I've ever heard of.

While the two work on Lotus' training, they spot a peeping Tom spying on them through an open window. As punishment, the two ladies decide to make him worship all twenty of their small cum covered toes.

They start by trampling his entire body over and over again. I guarantee he had some minor organ bruising after the ordeal was over. Once he is flattened out like a pancake, they force Mickey to sniff the sweaty stinky arches of their feet.

At this point, the ladies feel like they have punished this peeping Tom enough and decide to reward his willingness to endure their torture. Plus, Lotus still needs to finish her training. So, using a long day's worth of cum as lube, they provide Mick with a sloppy four-limbed foot job for the ages. The orgasm Micky has can only be described as an Earthquake.

Foot fetish content is often seasoned with the addition of other kinks. A superb example of this is "Luscious Fertility Goddess Foot Worship." If you haven't already guessed, this combines a foot fetish with a pregnancy kink.

Stars Christian Wilde and Bella Wilde are a real-life couple. This shit isn't just for the camera, but when you're a porn star, why not include them? I'm sure one day that child will grow up to be proud that he was such a prominent fixture of his mother's work.

Bella Wilde isn't just pregnant; she is ready to pop. Her belly is bulging, her pussy is dilated, and her tits are already leaking with milk. This bitch is truly a fertility Goddess. Yet, despite how far along she is, she is still putting submissives in their place.

Fortunately, her husband, Christian, is more than willing to worship her feet and rub lotion into her distended belly when she arrives home from a long day of whipping fags into shape.

This couple is kind enough to give us a window into their real sex life. There's toe licking, foot jobs, and plenty of cum.

Moving on to some more extreme content, we have "Foot Humiliation, Trampling, and Latex. This film stars Lyla Storm and Owen Gray. You guys won't have any trouble putting yourselves in Owen Gray's shoes. (pun intended) 

I'm not sure what convinced this mother fucker that he could be a porn star. He looks like a three-point shooter that spent his retirement doing whippets and poppers. He looks like a witch doctor just got done bleeding him with leeches to treat his systemic autoimmune disease. He looks like a sex offender who just knocked on your door to tell you that he's moving into the neighborhood. 

Suffice to say that this man is not an alpha. He is a beta through and through, and Lyla Storm treats him as such. She puts this mother fucker through his paces despite the fact he looks like he is days away from dying of stomach cancer. 

She makes him clean her shoes with his tongue, lick her bright orange latex stockings, then tramples him up and down his body. She forces him to beg for mercy like the little beta sissy he is. Maybe he wouldn't be such a weakling if he didn't look like patient zero for a new strain of Lymes disease. Motherfucker looks like "we have Twilight at home."

She's not done yet. In fact, she's just getting started. The trampling continues, but this time on his cock and balls. At one point, I thought his scrotum was about to pop. Someone get this man a tourniquet. He already looks like he's lost most of his blood to mysterious internal bleeding that doctors can't explain. 

Footworship lives up to its name. If you consider yourself an orthodox foot-fetish church member, you have found a place to pray. Kink.com never fails to impress, no matter what topic they take on. 

I found it odd that when you run your cursor over a thumbnail, a video clip doesn't play. Instead, it runs through a series of screenshots. It's not a huge issue, but I think we know which one we all prefer.

Use your feet to walk over to your computer so you can watch some top-notch foot porn on Foot Worship.