Cum Drinking Wife

As you can probably imagine, I'm very familiar with sluts and whores. I consider myself a sommelier of sluts. A sommeliwhore, if you will. I know what they look like, how they function, what they think, and how to get them to do my biddings. My friends call me the slut whisperer. It's its own language, and I speak it like it were my native tongue.

I use this knowledge to fuck whores every day. I'm so skilled at whore hunting that I'm never more than an hour away from getting my clock cleaned. I exist as a Pez Machine dedicated to dispensing pussy to itself.

While I fuck sluts and whores all of the time, one thing you'll never see me do is date one. Whores are for riding dick and getting out of your house. That's it. I'm not taking a cunt to dinner, buying her roses, or listening to her fucking problems. All she is allowed to do is suck my cock, fuck my cock, and then get out of sight because I have another bitch coming over in five minutes.

I would recommend that any other fan of sluts out there do the same thing. You can't turn a whore into a housewife, so don't even try. Just dump your load into the cum dumpster and dump her off on the side of the road. It's that simple.

Not everyone takes my advice, though, and most live to regret it. Just cause a slut has a ring on her finger doesn't mean she won't man a truck stop public bathroom glory hole. It just means she'll have a ring on while she does it.

New Heights, New Lows

However, some men want that slut energy in their lives. I'm not sure why, but there are plenty of gents in the world that love to watch their wives be used and abused by strange cocks. You are probably thinking that I'm speaking on cucking right now, but I'm reaching beyond cucking to a land so debaucherous that the word cuck doesn't cut it anymore.

What I'm talking about is slut wife-ing. But the example I have for you today is beyond even slut wife-ing. This bitch has reached new levels that haven't even been named yet. She takes the consumption of cock to levels I never thought possible. This woman has ceased to be human at all. She is just a pussy with legs and a mouth.

Who am I talking about? I'm talking about the star of the site CumDrinkingWife, Marion. Marion is to sluts what a turbocharger is to an engine. She leaves sluts in the dust, looking like Mother Teresa. Not to say Mother Teresa couldn't suck the cum out of a dick. I've heard she was a real cocksmith.

Who is Marion? She is a slut wife from Europe who married an American. That means this bitch is a slut on two continents! Not too many whores can say that.

One thing she likes to make clear off the bat is that she is not in the industry. She doesn't slut around to film it for porn. She sluts around because she loves it, and her husband films it for his own use. They simply decided it would be a sin to hoard all this great content for themselves, though I'm sure Marion enjoys knowing that so many men beat off to her.

This shit is true reality porn. It's as amateur as any porn could ever get. This bitch is in it for the love of the game, not a paycheck. Nothing is staged, there are no directors or producers, and there's no boom mic or professional cameramen. It's just Marion, a sea of cock, and her cuck husband playing cameraman. 

On Cum Drinking Wife, you can watch Marion getting railed out by hundreds, no, thousands of cocks. As of the last count, she is up over five thousand dudes, most of them complete strangers. What a god damn Olympic champion of dicks.

Marion's Baseball Card

Let's go over some of her basic stats. I'm going to treat this bitch like a baseball card. Her official title is Marion Slutwife. She is five foot six, with a medium build and 34D tits. Her eyes are green, and her hair fluctuates from Black to red or blonde.   

Marion defines her sexual orientation as "submissive gang bang slut." She will take one cock at a time if that's all that's available, but she much prefers to take her cock in bulk. This bitch orders ding-a-ling by the pallet. She has shipping crates full of dong delivered right to her front door.

Some of her favorite sexual activities are cum eating, cum play, bukkake, and, of course, gang bangs. Her first sexual experience was at sixteen, her first threesome at eighteen, and her first gang bang at twenty-two. She has been married since 1998.

How exactly did Marion become the queen of all cock sluts? She wasn't always the dick addict she is today. Things started off slow for her. The first time she fucked two dicks was her senior year of high school. 

Her boyfriend at the time, Keith, brought his friend over for some drinks. After a few rounds, the three decide to play some strip poker. Eventually, this leads to them all being naked, and pretty soon, they fuck. Marion has a great time, and that moment plants a seed that continues to blossom to this day.

Smash cut to a couple of years later, and Marion is married to a guy named Steve, who is still her husband to this day. She told him about her threesome experience and how much she loved it, but Steve was hesitant to share his wife with anyone else. Fortunately for Marion, he is open-minded and decided she could fuck whoever she wanted as long as he was there to participate. Naturally, Marion agreed, and thus Marion, the slut wife, was born.

A Growing Slut Wife

At this point, though, she was still a slut wife baby. She and her husband only took part in threesomes. It wasn't until a couple of years later that Steve brought home three dudes and Marion had her first gang bang. From the moment the first cock entered her belly, she knew what she would spend the rest of her life doing. It was an all gang bang diet from here on out.

For many years these gang bangs took the form of parties that Marion would host at her house. The only problem was that it took weeks, even months, to plan a gang bang. Marion hated it. When she wants cock she wants it now. Not in four to six weeks.

This is when Marion started going on the prowl for cock and became the master slut wife she is today. She cruised porn theaters, sex clubs, outdoor dogging spots, bars, clubs, and shows, looking for any man willing to fill her holes. The only requirement was that you have a hard cock.

The Birth of a Legend

Marion's husband started filming from the very beginning, but it wasn't until the gang bangs started that either thought others might want to watch their sexcapades. At first, Marion was very trepidatious to put herself online like that, but after you've taken one hundred cocks in a night, where can you draw a line? Thus, Cum Drinking Wife was born.

The site now just celebrated its thirtieth birthday, and it's more popular than ever. Marion's cock counter will probably pass six thousand over the next year, so make sure you're around to see it.

The content on Cum Drinking Wife is brutal. This bitch truly has no limits. I don't think she has ever said no to a cock in her entire life. Each video features dozens of men all having their way with Marion's pussy. I can't imagine that thing is very tight anymore. Fucking her must feel like dropping a pencil into the grand canyon. I'm blown away that her vagina doesn't get mistaken for a shotgun wound more often. Last year her cooter went to a Halloween party dressed as Kurt Cobain's face.

Regardless, men keep lining up in droves to get a sweet (or sour) taste of Marion's well-worn vulva. How she has managed to avoid dying from AIDS, I'll never know. I guess you could say the same thing about me, though.

There aren't many women like Marion out there, so if that is your thing, don't miss Cum Drinking Wife. It's a rare opportunity that doesn't come around often.

My primary complaint about Cum Drinking Wife is the web design. It looks like a decade-old vlog site. I'm sure Marion is too busy fucking to redesign the place, so perhaps she should hire someone to help.

Marion is the queen of the sluts. She might even fuck one of my readers, so you should shoot her an email.