Ladyboy Gloryhole

Welcome to a dream come true. LadyBoyGloryHole is a fantastic website that is doing God’s work, honestly. There are so many women out there who were born in the wrong bodies and they’re doing their best to switch teams over to a shape and form that they’re more comfortable with. As I’m sure you all know, one of the cornerstones of being a woman is having suckable titties. Another is sucking my cock or at the very least sucking someone else’s cock on camera so that I can enjoy myself vicariously. In that way, these babes are earning their womanhood with flying colors. They’re upstaging a good 90% of the female population by showing us how much they worship cock and how talented they are at sucking it.

This is a very wholesome and welcoming website, despite the fact that their title is stuck in the 90s. Look, it’s hard to fight back against regressive terminology without shooting your site’s entire SEO in the head. If they named this place “Female Identifying Individuals Glory Hole featuring South East Asians” then no-one would ever fucking find the site. Ladyboys is the unfortunate universally recognized term referring to hot chicks with dicks and most of the time those same chicks are damn talented at sucking cock. It comes with the territory. I’ve met trans babes in the west and they’re quite literally equally as annoying and prudish as cis babes. It’s a hard knock life for me. The South East Asian trans babes are law. They know how to satisfy a man and enjoy themselves while they do it. They’re also great at doing all of this on camera. They show you, the viewer, a lot of love, through the lens. It’s fantastic stuff. As for LadyBoyGloryHole specifically, well, I have a lot to say.

Chicks with Dicks are Hot Stuff

The first question you have to ask yourself when considering a premium subscription to this site is: Do you actually want to pay for porn, in general? And, more to the point, do you want to pay for this porn in particular? There’s more than enough trans babe porn out there, available for free. It’s not like you have to sign up for a premium studio subscription. I know that I’m reviewing these girls on a fetish site under a fetish tag, but I’m not delusional – fucking babes with cocks is no different than fucking babes without cocks. It’s all the fucking same. They’re going to want you to buy them dinner and they’re not going to want to leave after the action’s done. Just tape some cab fare to their foreheads and send them on their way. 

Anyways, my point here is that LadyBoyGloryHole as a website has to offer something particularly impressive in order to justify charging you a regular subscription. How well do they do that? Eh. I’m on the fence. Look, the content is gorgeous and the babes are amazing. Plus, you know you can’t get these exact same videos elsewhere since this is their source. That’s all well and good. I’m just a bit underwhelmed because I’m perfectly aware of the fact that I’m living in the future. This site isn’t offering 4K ultra high quality videos nor do they have virtual reality compatibility. It’s just another premium porn site that happens to be centered around dick girls from South East Asia. On the one hand, they deliver everything that they promise to deliver, on the other, the whole damn thing is just kind of boring.

Gloryhole Action

Don’t get me wrong, I fapped to this content, twice. I had to do it. It’s a part of my job. But I didn’t feel like there was any novelty in the content I was enjoying. I just sort of went through the motions on autopilot. It’s not exactly my thing. Not the girls, mind you – I love chicks with cocks, especially when they’re fucking other chicks. Watching them get fucked in the ass is also nice, but it tends to throw off the cock to tit ratio. You always want to have at least one cock fewer than the count of tits on screen, otherwise you’re seriously risking blowing a gay nut. These are just my personal rules, you don’t have to abide by them. 

So, what is the content on LadyBoyGloryHole actually about? It’s very simple. You’ve got hot Asian babes with soft cocks, sucking on hard cocks, while kneeling behind gloryholes. For the most part, the cocks are making themselves available through the wall and providing some much needed cum for some glorious facials and swallow scenes. There are also moments when multiple girls go at one dick at the same time then share the cum in a kiss. It’s all very sensual. I love it. Towards the middle of the videos, though, the cocks come in from behind the curtain and join the babes for some very welcome anal penetration. The babes seem to love it. You can tell it’s not their first rodeo.

Hardworking Babes

The sex is hot, the girls are hot, the gloryholes are executed perfectly and the girls swallow more often than they spit. On paper, it would appear that this site is hitting all the marks for a quality premium website that I can warmly recommend to you. And yet, I hesitate. Once again – we’re living in the future. I don’t feel comfortable recommending you a premium porn site that’s this narrow and charges this much cold hard cash for so little content. They have hundreds of videos and all that, but that’s still underwhelming when you notice the price tag. They do seem to have some sort of cooperation with other sites like HorseyGirls and LadyBoyXVideos, but no package deals as far as I can tell.

LadyBoyGloryHole call themselves the number 1 ladyboy site in the world. Is this true? I don’t know. I certainly don’t care. Comparing one premium site to another is a pointless endeavor, since most of the time they have different content, not better content. Seeing as how variety is more important than resolution, I’d have to say that all ladyboy sites are worth jacking off to, but the bottom line here is much simpler.

Tons of Content

This site claims to have over 50 thousand megabytes of HD videos. What this means in terms of video numbers is entirely unclear. Depending on how the videos are compressed and stored this could mean they have anywhere between 50 and 50 thousand videos. I know I’m stretching the numbers a bit, but you get the point. These numbers tell me nothing.

They do also claim to have over 15 thousand high resolution images, though, so that’s nice. I always find it a bit funny how these porn sites try to sell you a video porn subscription on the promise of high quality images. Let’s face it, unless you’re a boomer, you don’t give a shit about the photographs. It’s not like they’re going to be PlayBoy spreads. They’ll be still shots from the videos.

At the very least, you’re encouraged to download the smut onto your PC. Lately I’ve been seeing a lot of sites claim that streaming is the superior way to enjoy smut, which is just their shitty way of hiding the fact that they don’t want to give you download rights. It’s a cop out. If I’m paying for porn, I want to be able to keep it, damn it. And keep this smut you can, if you sign up.

Too Expensive

Speaking of, let’s get to the numbers - $40 a month. That’s it. It’s recurring and if you don’t cancel it on time it’ll bill the next month after 30 days. This is … strange. The price is a bit too high, but you’d expect there to be the option of signing up for multiple months in advance to get a discount. No such luck, I’m afraid. I feel like LadyBoyGloryHole is just asking for too much all at once. Hell, there isn’t even a preview tier. You’d have to actually give these people $40 before sampling the content properly. That’s way too risky an investment, even if they are a legitimate studio.

On top of all that, they have the gall to streams the videos to you using Flash Player, which makes absolutely no sense considering that Flash was straight up scrubbed from existence over a year ago. The previews are clearly coming in as embedded WebM files, but their main banner flat out states that the streaming is done using Flash, so maybe they just have that left over from before. Maybe the site is just very old. Either way, I think it’s shitty marketing.